I had the misfortune to be sat in front of the telly the other night while she patronised, rolled her eyes and generally spoke to the fucking idiots who can’t find their own new house like they were, well, fucking idiots. She strikes me as a right nasty, patronising cunt of a cunt.
I don’t know how that Phil resists from turning around and booting her straight in the gash.
Nominated by: Jimbob Cunt III
But now the standing ovation comes too easily. I’m sorry to say I sat through and suffered the Xfactor one night which deserves a cunting itself if it hasn’t already been cunted. I heard some of the so called talent on that show and to be honest in my opinion most of the cunts couldn’t shout coals up a back lane. But no – the audience think its fucking great. All a contestent has to do is wail like a gospel singer, throw a few dodgy trills in and they’re up on their fucking feet.
For fucks sake sit your arses back in your seats you easy pleased cunts.
Nominated by: Cuntface
My ol’ dad used to say “They’ll clap owt in London” but these days they’ll stand up and clap owt anywhere.
Especially at Party Conferences. and especially when told to do so by the cunt at the front, off camera.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Calls himself “an actor who just happens to be short” when he means “a midget who just happens to think he’s an actor”. A three star cunt. Married to another midget and guess what? All his kids are deformed midgets as well. Nice one daddy. Think he’s worth another two stars for that. Five star cunt.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Fuck me! The desperate TV Johnnies have revived Celebrity Squares! What the fuck for? It was total shite the first time round! But no – wait a mo! It’s got worse…
There’s some hopeless short-arsed cunt fronting it!
Isn’t this the same cunt that played Marvin the Paranoid Android? He was much better at that…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Now I like music and like to pride myself as being able to listen to anything that is well done even if it’s not to my taste. I like punk, heavy metal, rock, folk, opera, pop. I can even listen to U2 (who I hate), James Taylor, Pavarotti, the Beatles and fuck knows what else, but I failed trying to listen to this crock of shite.
As far as I can see, Lana is trying to jump on the Kate Bush revival bandwagon with this offering and failing dismally. She whines on – and I do mean whines – in an unintelligible mumble that makes it impossible to make out more than the odd word here and there. The melodies are little more than dirges. I can’t comment on the lyrics because I can’t make them out, Honestly, I can’t – and I tried.
The album contains a parental advisory warning sticker for explicit lyrics but it’s completely unnecessary given her appalling diction and overechoed vocals.
I got to the fourth track before I couldn’t stand it any longer. It’s by far the worst music I’ve heard for years and, believe me, I’ve heard some dreadful shite. But at least I usually manage to get to the end of an album before I delete it. But not this time.
Nominated by: Dioclese
This crap moustached gobshite should (along with the rest of The Class Of 92) shut the fuck up…
Nominated by: Norman
Apparently, Gary Neville has written an autobiography which is really impressive as most footballers can’t even write their own names.
It really must be a rivetting read. ‘How I earned shed loads of dosh kicking a ball around on a bit of grass.’
Boring cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese