Russell Brand [4]

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Q: How do you make a living by being a total cunt?
A: Change your name to Russell Brand and just be a total cunt.

Tosspot so-called comedian Russell Brand has launched his own YouTube channel called ‘The Trews”. What’s it all about? Well according to Brand “my daily show ‘The Trews’ is where I give you the true news so you don’t have to invest any money in buying newspapers that charge you for the privilege of keeping your consciousness imprisoned in a tiny box of ignorance and lies.”

Pretentious little fucking shitbag cunt! He even nicked the name from a Canadian hard rock band. I doubt he ever had an original thought of his own in his entire life.

The Trews. FFS! Watch it at your peril!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Adrian Chiles [4]

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Adrian Chiles, face like a well slapped arse and the presence of a hippo wallowing in the mud. Huge campaign to get him away from commentating on football before he destroyed the game, for me it was getting him off TV full stop before I put a boot through the telly.

AND his face and voice was the reason my Alsatian turned gay, I’m certain…

Nominated by: Lord of the Cunts