Gerontologists

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Voodoo quacks that keep old cunts like Mandela and Prince Philip ticking over on life support longer than an old style Russian leader are truely sinister cunts denying the pleasure of their demise to the humble sportsman.

Only insert the tubes if there is a large wodge of dosh in it for them naturally. For lesser mortals it’s straight onto the Liverpool Care Pathway and Good Night Vienna.

Resurrectionist Cunts.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

US Air Force

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The American airforce are a bunch of oversexed, overpaid and over here cunts.

You can’t move down my street for Yank Airforce cunts in their rented houses, driving their left-hooker gas guzzling cuntmobiles. Loud, obnoxious, self-opinionated fucking nuisance cunts who insist on standing their shit motors on the drive to warm up while they finish their breakfast back indoors.

Can’t sit in the garden on a sunny day without the cunts roaring overhead in the AWACS and mid air tankers or screaming across the sky in F16s and Apache gunships. Top gun? Top cunt, more like it

Close the bases, send the cunts home and give us some fucking peace

Nominated by : Dioclese

Hugh Laurie

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Fucking boggly eyed cunt, fake American accent on House, pretend 1920’s Boogie-Woogie piano playing, knock-kneed donkey dick, horse-faced cunt.

Now the cunt has said he and fellow performer Stephen Fry have discussed plans to work together again. Fuck NO! Do we really need a pair of simpering, middle-class unfunny cunts on our tv, do we fuck.

The cunt should fuck-off back to New Orleans, climb inside his Boogie Woogie piano and chuck himself in the Mississippi, cunt.

Nominated by : r-soles