Slap heads

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I hate loath and despise slap head cunts. Bald cunts that try to disguise their lost hair by shaving it all off. Then they stick a cap on or some sad tossing bandana to hide the tell tale stubble marks. Which they wear all day indoors and out.

Think it makes you look cool cunts?

It just screams bald cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

James O’Brien

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LBC (London’s Biggest Cunt) James O’Brien is an arrogant, minority loving cunt.

Nobody likes the sound of this pontificating obnoxious weed of a cunt as much as he himself. The ugly gnome faced cunt fawns at the feet of every ethnic caller regardless of how stupid they sound or how redundant their point might be, yet the pretentious fuck can’t wait to pour shit on the concerns or opinions of indigenous Brits – particularly with regard to immigration or the EU.

This know-all cunt thinks he’s an intellectual giant, but he is nothing more than a deluded libtard bully who verbals anyone not in agreement with his own world view. In fact, this cunt is so far up his own arse that his enormous plate-sized cunt of a forehead manages to completely disappear several times a day.

Ethnic caller : “it not fair, racism, racism, religion of peace, racism, it’s not fair”
O’Brien : “I know mate, it’s terrible… Please continue for another 5 mins, I’ll only interrupt to praise you and crawl at your feet”

White van man : “all I’m sayin is that we need to secure the borders and introduce a tighter immigration system like Australia” (caller abruptly cut short)
O’Brien “But why? Are you a racist? You need to take a look at yourself, mate. Immigration is great, why are you so full of hate? Answer the question…. Answer the question… (hangs up on caller) There we have it listeners another irrational UKIP voter”

* it should be noted that the cunt lives in an almost exclusively non-ethnically-enriched part of London

Nominated by : Alf Garnet

Birthday honoured bastards

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Red mist rising. Despite comprehensive cunting by yours truly commie crap cock Tony Robinson has gained a Knighthood. Why oh Fuck why?

Did the card carrying commie stand in solidarity with his comrades and turn it down on principle? Fuck no. Gimme gimme gimme. Cack arsed Cunt.

Alongside the full tawdry list of closet paedos, party hacks, pc charity cunts and wanker bankers.

Outrageous. Return my Knighthood in disgust? Have to get all me toilet paper reprinted. Bugger.

Birthday Honours – the final reward for the total cunt

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

G8 summit

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The G8 summit is a veritable cornucopia of cunts

Cunts at the table, cunts protesting and let’s not forget the cunt who signed of the £50 million budget.

Cuntfest 2013.

Nominated by : Dioclese