Paul McCartney [4]

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Get out your thesaurus and look up synonyms for cunt – if there were any justice in the world you’d find a full-page photograph of Paul McCartney in characteristic “thumbs aloft” pose.What more is there to say about this droopy-eyed, scrotum-faced cunt with hair dyed black with an auburn afterglow (all that cash and still he looks like he’s done his hair at home with a tin of creosote)? If you thought all possible expressions of this cunt’s cuntitude had been exhausted, think again.

Is there any other cunt on the planet who resembles both a notorious child-killer (Ian Brady) AND a soap-opera transsexual (Hayley from Coronation Street)?

No. Just Macca then. What a fucking cunt.

Nominated by : Fred West

Cynthia Bowers

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Cynthia Bowers, former head of the Care Quality Commission. Fucked up big time and walked away with a £65,000 a year pension straight in to another cushy Quango job.

Useless cunt stuck two fingers up to the lot of us and trousered our money. Laughing all the way to the fucking bank.

So who’s the biggest cunt? Jeremy ‘cunt’ Hunt, us or her?

Nah! Gotta be her. No contest! Nobody died because of us.

Nominated by : Brainsurgeon

Caitlin Moran

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Dog faced lesbians victory waddling their vast arses across the country an end to the monstrous feminine movement? Oh no, virgin births continue. A new tribe has replaced the old sisterhood.

Self publicist irish motormouth Caitlin Moran has the freedom to talk, drink and smoke like an arse. Now looks like my arse.

Face like a cunt. And a cunt that would deflate a brass dildo.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Keith Lemon [2]

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Keith Lemon is a totally talentless, overpaid, unfunny, retarded beyond measurement, waste of precious earthbound oxygen, highly polished, decorated, ocean going CUNT of the fucking highest order.

Keith Lemon (they got the fucking surname right at least)! Who the fuck gave that prick a tv show? For fucks sake they must need a fucking huge humour injection.

Keith, you’re a cunt.

Nominated by : cripplecock