Jonty Bravery is a waste of space cunt

Perhaps I’m in the minority but I contend that we’ve more than enough foreign nutters to “welcome” to have to pay for this wicked cunt to stay safe and warm.

It seems unfortunate to me that the principle of simple good vs evil has been forgotten,likely replaced by an army of well paid “mental health support workers” and “social workers” to help the cunts reintegrate into society.

Fuck that,hang the wicked cunt and have done.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Ivy Thick as shit munter exploited by media

is a cunt.

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Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child benefit cap would ” change her life ” as she would be able to feed her family without having to use a food bank.

A few observations.
First, she doesn’t look like she’s missed a meal in her life, and fuck me, someone fell into that three times without a safety harness?

Also, she’s obviously a benefits claimant, as the removal of the cap has no impact on parents who support their families without State aid.

She can vote, although probably doesn’t. There needs to be some kind of step back in time that only allows tax payers to vote, or some kind of IQ test has to be passed.

It’s plainly obvious that the wider implications of allowing benefit payments for every child has completely passed her by. I do wonder if the push to have a child labelled with ADHD might slow down, though probably not until the Motorbility scheme is overhauled.

Dear me, is this the best the media can find, to spin the straw of the recent budget into gold?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Odin below.

I would like to second this cunting.

Purely because the fragrant (BO, chip fat and knock ofF Marc Jacobs) Ivy is in possession of numerous shit tattoos and eyes that suggest she is seeing someone else, other than the scatter who lives with her, but claims to be NFA.

Get a fucking job, Ivy. You fat, cross eyed, Labour Voting , benefit breeding cunt.

50% Bonus Savings Accounts With a Catch


I came across this little gem quite by accident, and the headline naturally appealed to me….a savings account offering a 50% bonus….with a catch? I thought, what’s the catch? Normally high return accounts only offer this if your have shitloads to save, and even then if you invest it for 10 years and you don’t touch it.

So, I watched our resident shirt lifter Martin Lewis explain to to me in the attached video what it’s all about. Apparently it’s only open to low income workers who are also on Universal Credit, whereby over a period of 2 years saving the government (ie..us, the taxpayer) will reward these savers with a 50% bonus of the highest amount they have saved in that 2 year period. So if you save a grand in the first year, then decide to remove all but a quid of it by the second year, us tax payers will give those on UC a bonus of £500!!

Now, forgive me but if you are drawing benefits from us hard working tax payers because you ‘have no money’ then surely you shouldn’t have enough ‘spare’ to save? And even if you have, wy the fuck are the tax payers paying such a high bonus for saving OUR money to recive it?

Bonkers….and a cunt.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

‘twelve good men and true’

will be a cunt, mark my words.

So Suh Lammy Henry (fat bloke in charge of our banana republic’s justice system) plans to do away with jury trials for less serious offences. Of course what is less serious is ill-defined so could be anything at all really.

This wheeze is another step on the road to totalitarian state, and should bring us firmly in line with Zimbabwe. The burning question is, what will the British people do to protect the right to a trial by jury? Sign a petition? Write a letter to their MP? Bend over and take it up the arse? Oh well, never mind!

Fucked. Totally.

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

Bovine Lynching Legal Chaos


This is an important issue that we might like to keep an eye on given our ever increasing “enrichment”..

BBC News.

Given that this year the govt have issued 166,000 visas to Indian nationals it’s probably worth noting that they don’t take kindly to eating cows…

“Akhlaq had been sleeping with his 22-year-old son Danish on 28 September 2015, when a mob wielding sticks, swords and cheap pistols barged into their home, accusing the family of having slaughtered a cow and eating it.”

Put Them In The Curry indeed.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry