Norman picked Barbara Bain not Barbara Barrie many thanks Andy Boy.Deadpool 399 still in play with the noms set in that thread.All noms underneath are nul and void.Apologies im an illiterate cunt.Shaun (I did wake up hungover but dont see that should have affected my ability to read)
BTW no one had Patrick Stewart on DeadPool 399.
American Airlines’ in-flight entertainment is literally a cunt.
Katy Inzer, 46, dropped her kex and proceeded to butter her muffin on a flight from Baltimore to Miami. Apparently she was making inappropriate noises and smelled, and was reported to the cabin crew by another passenger.
Now I know what you Cunters are thinking. Whatever noise and smell Katy’s spot of DIY produced, they will have been as nothing compared to the sweaty grunting and foul stench emanating from any Cabinet meeting attended by Clammy Lammy, Heidi Heigh and Mucky Ange.
I have to say that if I’d been the passenger next to Ms Inzer I’d have sat back, relaxed and enjoyed the spectacle. It would beat watching Home Alone 4 for the twentieth time.
I wonder if flying solo, so to speak, qualifies one for membership of the Mile High Club.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
“Music artist Chess Galea used to suppress any feelings of anger, fearing she would be branded as “hysterical” or “difficult to work with”.
From the “mental load” women carry to sexism in the workplace or – worse – violence against women, Galea says “we don’t realise how much we accept and how much we close our mouths”.
But now she says she simply lets it out: “If someone catcalls me in the street, I rage. I don’t care.”
Galea, 34, is one of an increasing number of women in the UK reporting feeling angrier than ever.”
Oh dear.
I’ve always thought a lot of women are mad but apparently my fault for being a man.
Very difficult territory,I must ask Mrs Terry what she thinks about repressed anger and the psychological effects of emotional suppression..
Just as soon as she’s finished hitting me over the head with “her” rolling pin.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Tainting evidence still happening by .. accident(?)
I’ve always hated the likes of what procedural dramas usually call ‘fruit of the poisoned tree’ .. where – even though a search had found huge & incontrovertible evidence of something serious .. a murder weapon, victims belongings, whatever ; a spelling mistake is spotted on the search warrent (permission to search 42 Gtove Street when it should have been Grove, say) .. a lawyer kicks off and the murder weapon, body, stolen million quid, whatever is ruled inadmissable by a judge.
Years ago a guy doing digger work here had to leave early one day to get a drink driving charge thrown out in a similar scenario… a ‘Brian instead of Bryan’ effort .. guilty as sin but taking advantage of some cunts mistake/incompetence.
But with THIS cunt, ya gotta wonder …
‘Was it botched on purpose so that evidence would be suppressed forever?’ is a ponderence that anyone could be forgiven for.
If genuine then someone should be losing their job on this one. I wouldn’t hold my breath, though.
Nominated by : Cuntemall
Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who has won Dead Pool 398 by picking Walter Koenig the Us actor best known for his role as Pavel Checkov in the original Star Trek who has sadly died aged 90.
On to Deadpool 399
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.You can pick someone elses noms from the past round.First come first serve.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination is already taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.