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Sacré bleu, DEI goes Gallic and Bonaparte’s jewels go awol..

The female French Culture Minister appoints the first female Director of the Louvre, who in turn appoints the first female Head of Security. All very diverse and progressive, and much to the delight of the woke French Establishment. What could possibly go wrong?

Well everything, actually. Thieves zoom up a 40 foot extendable ladder from the back of a lorry to a balcony, break their way into a gallery full of priceless artefacts with no CCTV, then help themselves to France’s Crown Jewels IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT DURING OPENING HOURS. They escape the way they entered and the outside CCTV camera faces the wrong way.

Apparently les dames felt the Louvre was too high-brow and they wanted to make it more accessible. Well they certainly succeeded.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. You know, as the station’s roving correspondent on every subject under the fucking sun, I receive many comments and questions in my in-box. But perhaps the most common contact is made by people reaching out for help, and here’s a classic example; ‘Ron, I feel that I have the makings of a true cunt, but need help to get started. Can you advise?’ Regards, Samuel Williams.

Well indeed I can Samuel, and here are some tips which I’m sure will be of assistance. First of all, it can be a help in getting going as a cunt if you’ve had a disadvantaged start in life. I note that you lived your formative years on the mean streets of Royal Tunbridge Wells, and ended up at dead-end Balliol College, where you’re studying PPE, a subject barely one step above transgender studies. This is good, because it all helps to grow the massive chip you have on your shoulder.

The next step in becoming a cunt is to get yourself a cause. I believe that climate change was your first choice, but this is passé, so have a look at being pro-Palestine instead, it’s 2025’s fashionable cause.

Now pay attention because this next bit is vital.Having chosen your ‘I’m a cunt’ cause, you’ve got to back this up by words and deeds, and cultivate your image as a social justice warrior. So get yourself one of those tea towel thingees to wear, and a loud hailer. Naturally you’ll need something to chant, so you and your chums might hold a workshop to come up with something really catchy. For instance, this could be something like ‘Gaza Gaza do us proud, put the Zios* in the ground’. This I think has a certain Byronesque charm to it, without being too nasty. Don’t shout ‘death to Israel and Israelis!’, or anything as crude and unsubtle as that. We’ll get your meaning. Oh, and it won’t do your street cred any harm if you get your photo taken posing with a toy rifle; a picture being worth a thousand words, as they say.

So there you go; all you need to do now is go out into the street and get your chant going. Congratulations; I’m pleased to award you your IsAC Diploma in Cuntitude, First Class; you’re a fully qualified cunt.

One last point. I’d advise you to see past the immediate situation and think of your future in the longer term. If you see being a cunt as your career, you can take your PPE degree, join the Labour Party and become a special adviser, as others before you have done.

I hope that you’ve found this helpful Samuel. If anyone else needs help or advice, I’d be happy to oblige, and can be contacted via the site. But for now, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

*short for ‘Zionists’, so that it scans.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

is a cunt.

Seems there’s quite a bit of argy bargy in the countryside as permission for a mosque has been granted by the local council.

Not to worry though,to quote..

“But Faizudin Ahmadi, who was granted refugee status last year after fleeing the Taliban, said asylum seekers were “just ordinary people”.

The former barrister lives with other Afghan refugees in Barrow, where he works as a garage mechanic while learning English, with a hope of resuming his legal career to help other asylum seekers.”

Well that’s fantastic news then.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

Well who could have forseen this, apart from absolutely everyone but Kweer Starsole?

Unfortunately the ‘One in One out’ scheme to mash the sausages didn’t take account of Border Farce’s current BOGOF offer on its cross-Channel ferry service. So Mr Mohammed Yoyo has returned to bestow upon us some more of his cultural enrichment.

This time I suggest Moyoyo gets himself in front of Judge Fabian who surely will agree that he can’t be sent back to France again on the grounds that he’s allergic to Brie and finds the sight of Brigitte Macron offensive (don’t we all?).

You take your immo in, your immo out
In out in out shake him all about
Etc.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

This cunt again, new nom going in a mere 3 weeks since his IsAc debut?

Yup.

And still in relation to the previous thing. Having acted like a stupid braindead childish cunt, woo-hooing an assassination on ‘the socials’ … he subsequently pulled back (and deleted his posted wisdom, of course ; an example being : ‘LoooL’) … pulled back with nominal contrition and smart-arsedly worded statements, such as this one, when the cocky bastard triggered a confidence vote in relation to himself…

“…take true accountability and (reaffirm) that the Oxford Union must remain a place where students can make mistakes, apologise sincerely, and learn from them”.

He was dictating the level of supposed sincerity, the cunt. Cock-sure the vote would come down on his side.

But it didn’t. By a greater than 2/3 majority after the results were announced, the cunt was technically ousted, but immediately refused the validity of the 1228-501 defeat, alleging cheating and interference blah blah.

Not only that .. his rabble of acolytes had harassed the returning officer so much during the vote, that the process had to be suspended. And not only THAT, but while this Oxford Union ‘president elect’ narcissist refuses to honour his word and step aside, his rabble, or ‘followers'(wtf?) have since triggered a vote of no-confidence against the *current* prez ; in a dirty-pool attempt such that were HE ousted, abaraonye would be automatically promoted to acting president. Luckily the incumbent comfortably survived this attempt at a coup.

As I nominate, this double-nommed cunt is now claiming a movement against him because he won the vote that made him president elect … against a woman, firstly, abd secondly.. she is a friend of the current guy, which abaraonye also WAS, but no longer IS.

If it was going on in a playschool, it’d be bad enough. But this is Oxford University, what what, old bean?

Anyways this second, hot on the heels nom. Because (a) it’s evident this guy is an *absolute* cunt, and (b) hopefully is made fuck off as per the vote, fades into obscurity and thus we never hear the cunts name again from the end of 2025 onwards, so – as I said – one of such concentrated cuntage should maybe have a second helping on the world’s premier cunting site… though I do apologise that triggering a successful cunting will expose us to another picture of the self-important wide mouthed omni-grinning wanker for another day or two. Please, Admin, not the one with him doing the ‘gangsta’ hands in his robe and silly flat hat with the tussle lost in his dirty dreads.

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Nominate by Cuntemall.