is a cunt.

Was walking along Bournemouth prom a few weeks ago and saw this load of tosh. Loads of different teams taking part, wearing team clothing with their name and number on the back. A load of tossers running around and chucking a frisbee about, with a cunt of a coach (yes for a frisbee game) shouting from the side lines, and all of them becoming almost orgasmic when they scored a point.

To make it even more laughable, there was a three page laminated sheet attached to the railings, which was a risk assessment for this pile of wank. The risk being the hazard of being hit by a flying object – yes really.

Back in the 70’s as teenagers, we might go to the park and chuck a frisbee about, although even then, I thought it was a bit cuntish, but to turn this into a sport? Even worse than that other crap sport, beach volleyball.

Bing

Nominated by mystic maven.

The former BBC favourite and Great British Bake Off winner, although we all know it was fixed, has been showing her true colours now that she has been fired off from the BBC and thereby lost her lucrative and cushy living.

I think she was first exposed as a baking fraud when Buckingham Palace asked her to bake a cake for our late Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. A purple edifice resembling the leaning tower of Pisa was probably not what they were expecting.

More recently She has been whinging that she was never paid as much as white presenters, I am bloody sure that is not true. In addition she was not allowed to portray herself as a “true Muslim”. I guess that means presenting her bloody awful cooking programmes in a Burka. Imagine the viewing figures for that, although it might have appealed to a certain demographic.

She has also been critical of the ginger songster, Ed Sheeran, for shedding “white tears” over his problems with his support bands on his U.S. tour. Apparently he has been receiving death threats for espousing the most moderate of support for Israel.

Nadia Hussein, the Jason Arday of cooking shows, has spoofed a bloody good living for the last 10 years, it is now over unless she can get a show on Al-Jezzera. Get over it and be thankful for the fact you got away with it for so long.

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Daily Telegraph. (Link provided by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : Wanksock

Every aspect of this story …

… is a cunt.

I don’t know where to start on this one. Most readers probably at some stage heard some variation of the urban-legend sounding story of .. ‘woman, thinks she’s home alone .. surprise party with friends & family all in hiding .. she gets out the jar of … peanut butter – maybe Pedigree Chum, who knows? .. plonks down on the couch, .. beckons over the family shih-tzu or Irish Wolfhound or whatever… applies the foodstuff to her front bottom … dog starts licking.. light’s suddenly switched on & everybody suddenly jumps out from their hiding place .. ‘Surprise’ … and THEY get as much of a surprise as she does .. ; and the story as passed around ends there, no further details.

Well .. ; Life imitating art, as such?

CBS News.

What am I cunting? .. dunno, really .. her? .. maybe (utter)depravity in general? ..The fucking mugshot where she looks delighted with herself(for which a judge has lambasted her!) .. her friends who have started an online fundraiser? .. the husband(if it’s true he used the footage as a threatening device & held it over for 2 years)? … 🤷

She’s been arrested & charged with a felony, but not been convicted pending trial, so isac safety rules might mean ‘depravity in general’ might have to be the discussion. Under police questioning, the woman denied it was sexual, but on being told the video footage says otherwise, she lawyered up.

Anyone that might suggest something along the lines of ‘At least she wasn’t doing x, y or z which would be worse’ as some sort of mitigation , is missing the point.

What used to be big shock-factor old wives tales are now casual news stories … except on msm , which are swerving it, of course.

As usual, it’s the dog that has my sympathy. Pity, seeing as it’s Florida, an alligator didn’t mosey in, scare the dog off, and finish what he’d been made start …

If it would be no legal risk to the site, that mugshot is a shoo-in for the nom pic. She even looks pretty cray cray!

Yuk!

Nominated by : Cuntemall

are cunts.

“Well, I would be really concerned to lose them. They’ve been such a huge partner in the building of modern Manchester. Obviously, the building of Manchester City into the global force that it is.

“I can’t intervene more in the process. It would be wrong for me to do that. It would be wrong, I think, to jump to a conclusion before having really studied all of the detail, but obviously it’s ongoing, and because it’s still contested by Manchester City, then I think it’s right that I don’t say much more.”..

So says the PM about his Arab chums and their football hobby.

They are guilty and now face punishment, Burnham has stepped in political dogshit again and now the Arabs threaten to withdraw billions in investment if the rules aren’t ignored for their benefit.

A nice mess, again, in Modern Britain.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

“Everyone made it out to be so easy, but my face felt like it was on fire and there was a horrible smell of burning skin,” says Nikita Morgan, as she describes her eyelid surgery.

She decided to get a blepharoplasty, or a “bleph”, removing skin from just above the eyes – after seeing videos about it on social media. Even though she was given a local anaesthetic, Nikita felt extreme pain.”

Is there no end to the appalling stupidity of these mad cunts and their Pound land plastic surgery?

Apparently not.

“Nikita, from Dublin, wanted to make her eyes more defined, but could not afford upper eyelid surgery in Ireland that she was told would cost more than €4,000 (£3,400).

Then the 31-year-old discovered on TikTok that she could get a bleph with Dutch company, Faceland for €750 (£650).

She described its clinic in Düsseldorf as “like a conveyor belt, just one in, one out constantly”.

BBC News?

Dilapidated NHS Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry