Fruit Flies

Fruit flies are a right fucking pain.

I don’t know whether it’s down to there having been a prolonged spell of hot, humid weather or what, but there seems to be a load of the things about.

I’ve been trapping them, spraying them and squashing them. I’ve even developed a Bruce Lee like ability to swat them out of the air. But no matter how many you despatch to the great rotting apple in the sky, go back into the kitchen after ten minutes or so and another load will have appeared from somewhere.

They’ve fair got my blood lust up, and I loathe the pestilential little cunts with a vengeance. You’re dead I tell you, you bastards. Dead.

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Nominated by Ron Knee link by Jeezum Priest.

Going to the bank

 

Going to the bank..

Is a cunt.

Particularly if you happen to get murdered by a Somalian.

The motive seems unclear, court proceedings are nearing an end and at least the taxpayer provided the cunt with both a defence solicitor and a Somali interpreter.

We can now look forward to paying for the savages upkeep at around £50,000 a year.

It’s my considered opinion that much cheaper options for suitable punishment should be available..

Please don’t forget to enjoy our enrichment by vibrant minority communities..

CUNTS.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Kehinde Andrews

 

is a cunt.

This race baiting turd was on Good Morning Britain with Adil Ray and Kate “life after Derek” Garraway. well fuck me how I didn’t throw the remote through the fucking screen I don’t know.
Anyway the discussion was about is the English or Union flag “racist” and was joined to debate the issue with fellow er um Englishman Dr Rakib Ehsan. To be fair to Rakib he was quite level headed about the whole thing and spoke a lot of sense (as he does when invited onto GB News), but Kunta Kinte just kept shaking is head and generally acting like an entitled little prick, which he is by the way. he, like many others of his ilk. they just make me and I’m sure most other cunters fucking furious. They actually make normal, happy go lucky people, who 10-15 years ago couldn’t give a fuck what colour you were, resentful of our black bretherin. And just to send your blood pressure through the fucking roof, check out Imarn Ayton argueing with the lovely Julia Hartley Brewer

would love to know fellow cunters opinion on these ungrateful shitbags, obviously when you’ve calmed down a bit.

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Nominated by Pontius Cuntus.

Transformers (Inclusivity Not Included)


The inclusive “trans community” excluding someone for having an opinion, again.

Left wing extremism erupts once again, as John Boyne, a gay man, is nominated for a literary prize, however, the whole “trans community”, inclusive? Is up in arms because he thinks independently, and thinks JK Rowling has a point.

Therefore, the “inclusive” LGBTQ+ “community” attempts to exclude him from “their” literary awards. The conclusion? Awards cancelled. Well done you fucking muppets.

It’s called free speech, or is it?

BBC News. (Link from Shit-cake Baker)

Nominated by : Lord of the Cunts

International Airspace Sexual Assault


BBC News.

Lone white ladies have always been a target for those with “alternate views on women”,in other words demented foreign trash.

Admittedly long haul flights from the Middle East to the UK have always been a nightmare due to the bizarre,offensive stinking paki rabble that inevitable board the aircraft and turn it instantly into a shit flinging monkey enclosure at the zoo..

Not to worry,I’m sure lone female travellers will soon be barred from going anywhere at all,for their own safety.

Dear me.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry