*Reader’s voice off left* ‘Blimey Ron, not you again. Who’s got your neck up now?’
Yeah yeah I know; I can only plead once more in my own defence that it’s a case of so many cunts, so little time. I just can’t help myself cunters. So I offer to you one Jeremy Newmark, a political titan who has risen to be Labour leader of the Borough Council in Hertsmere, a burg somewhere near London.
So what’s Cllr Nomark been up to then? Well cunters will of course recall ‘Operation Raise the Colours’, which has been encouraging people to display the Union flag and the St George flag in public to promote patriotism and national pride.
Now Labour always seemed inclined to take a dim view of this. Gay Pride flags? No problem. Ukraine flags and of course Plasticine flags, right on comrades. But British flags? Oh dear me no; far right! far right! So in response to a question from a Conservative member, up stands Nomark in a council meeting and describes such flag flying as (and I quote) ‘an organised and orchestrated attempt by a bunch of criminals, extremists and nonces to hijack our national flag’.
Well imagine if I yelled over the fence at my neighbour that he was ‘a criminal, an extremist and a nonce’. I’m no lawyer, but I’d hazard a guess that it could be actionable, and at the very least, I think there would be a very loud knock on my door by the plod. Of course this hasn’t happened in Nomark’s case, and so far he’s resisting calls to resign. Needless to say, I am proud of our flags, and I am NOT a criminal, an extremist, and certainly not a nonce; I’m just English, and I deeply resent being labelled as such by a man paid out of taxpayers’ money.
Anyhow, I’m going to take the moral high ground on this one, and loftily refrain from hurling any base insults whatsoever back at the cunt.
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