Angela Merkel (8)

It’s about time Obersturmbanfuhrer Merkel got a good cunting. Now she is saying that NATO can no longer rely on the UK and the US for defence because :

(1) The Tangoman has the cheek to insist that the Krauts and their hangers on pay their fair share.

(2) The Brits have the bare faced front to want to be out of the EU.

Ok Herr Oberst, have it your way. Us and the Yanks saved your brainwashed arses from the Russian bear last time, if you want to go on your own be our guest. See how useful your hardworking, taxpaying immigrants are when Ivan’s tanks roll into Berlin and Dimitri’s missiles are smashing up your cities. Fucking mouthy arrogant bitch. As Basil Fawlty, quite rightly, said…..”Who won the bleedin’ war anyway?”

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

Angela Merkel (7)

Merkel Says “Germans Have a Lot to Learn from Asylum Seekers” Oh Yeah, we have so much to learn from them about rape, massacring people on the street with semi trailer trucks, cousin fucking and how to wipe your ass with your left hand. Just kill yourself Merkel you fat dogfaced cunt

Nominated by TitSlapper.

In a recent speech ” mama” merkel launched into the recent spate of terrorism and the attacks on women by the peaceful ones, but according to her the problems don’t stem from her decision to let in a million plus virtually unchecked muslims? Oh no!! , apparently her government have been let down by local authorities and the police , she laid the blame of the 2015 cologne New Years sexual assaults, the Xmas market attack firmly at the door of local authorities , this has happened as “they” failed to intergrate the tsunami of peaceful people?? North Rhine – Westphalia have according to merkel “take the blame”!! , well I’m glad she’s cleared that up!, because I’ve always thought these problems we are hearing about all over Europe had something to do with her inviting millions of Muslims to flood into Europe!!!
What a 24 carat cunt ……

Nominated by Quislings.

Angela Merkel [6]


Can we please please please cunt Frau Merkle again? This woman is a commie Leftie twat and needs to be hunted down with a dead goldfish and smacked repeatedly around the chops. What has the would be Führer done now I hear you ask well lets see shall we…..

“Since last year’s flood of “refugees” into Europe, border closures between various countries have all but cut off the flow of migrants into Germany by land. Austria in particular is no longer cooperating with the migratory imperative — it has built fences and installed border controls at the crossings from Slovenia and Italy.

The German government is evidently determined to make Brecht’s sarcastic poem a reality: they are now flying in the migrants secretly, by night. The regime seems bent on abolishing the German people and appointing a new one.” (see here)

If you prefer a translation it’s available here

Nominated by: Kath Gillon

Angela Merkel [5]


Angela Merkel is a typical Hun Cunt….

Merkel now tells us to ‘set limits’ on what we say, having ordered the prosecution of a comedian for mocking the president of Turkey…. What people should and shouldn’t say? Limits? Prosecution for a joke?

All we need is the chorus of ‘Sieg Heil!’ and Dachau to be reopened… And The Four Tops to belt out ‘But it’s the same old Krauts….’

Nominated by: Norman

Angela Merkel [4]


I’ve Just been reading in the Daily Express (don’t judge me) the ‘real’ reason that Merkel wants the UK to remain in the EU. Apparently, a Kraut bank has estimated that if we do leave, Germany will lose around £35 BILLION. That loss will seriously fuck their economy. If that happens, it will fatally fuck the EU, because it will mean that the EU’s top TWO financial contributors will no longer be contributing. The UK because we’re no longer members, and Germany because they’ll no longer be able to afford the payments. Greece will no doubt love the Irony of that one.

I feel sorry for the ordinary German people, but Merkel deserves everything that would happen to her. She’s a nasty, fat, arrogant piece of shit, who thinks she owns Europe. That’s why she invited EVERY refugee on the planet to Germany, without thinking about (or asking) the other countries they would have to get through to reach Germany. She didn’t even bother to ask the German people, calling her “damned duty” to help refugees. A couple of years ago, Greek protesters mocked up pictures of Merkel as a Nazi, they weren’t far from the truth.

The Nazis were left wing socialist bell ends, who thought it was their destiny to rule the world. Merkel has acted in exactly the same way with the EU.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw