Weddings are cunts.

Years ago being married had some benefits, tax relief, mortgages were easier to acquire and you were offered better rates, it gave the illusion you were steady and reliable.

Those times have long since gone and now being married just means that you get to spend £20-£30k minimum on a full day/s vanity project that photographers, cake makers, tailors, caterers prey on.

I could have probably made the cunting purely about photographers, they charge thousands to take social media style, fake photos of the ‘happy’ couple having a great day, but it’s all a sham, every photo is staged to be just like every other cunts wedding photos, that are then used to show off to friends at a later date “look how much of a stupid cunt I was to pay £1000 for these vain photos of me pretending to be enjoying myself”.

Caterers are also cunts, they charge a minimum of £60 per head for absolute shite, cold food that’s usually under/over cooked, it also takes about 2 hours to serve everyone and inevitably the guests are sat with other cunts they neither like nor want to spend any time with.

But by far the worst cunts are the bride and groom, they sanction spending tens of thousands on being a prince and princess for a day, the epitome of the ‘look at me’ generation, I’ve known some people pretend to become religious and go to church so they can get married there. It’s fucking ludicrous, all so they can show off. Get fucked!

I could go on, but I fear this is already running long. Feel free to add to how cuntish weddings are, I think I prefer funerals.

Nominated by: elcuntio

(Header pic is Mila Jam apparently – Day Admin)

Remember the good old days down the pub, when some bird off her tits on tart fuel would grab the karaoke mic, and start bawling ‘It’s Raining Men’ at the top of her voice?.

Well that was then, and this is now. I’m sure that IsAC stalwarts will be delighted to learn that the 80s disco classic has been appropriated by the Wokerati, and ‘re-imagined’ for today’s snowflake generation.

From now on (altogether now) it’s ‘hallelujah, it’s raining THEM’. Yes, the lyrics have been adjusted to soothe the easily bruised sensibilities of those of the ‘gender fluid’ persuasion; for example the reference to ‘mother nature’ being ‘a single woman’ has been amended to ‘they’re a single person’.

I shit you not. This delightful ditty has been released by some American (natch) non-entity by the name of Mila Jam, a self-styled ‘transgender singer and gay rights activist’.

No, me neither.

At least there’s the potential for a laugh here. I reckon that the regulars on here will look forward eagerly to the chance to give their favourites from yesteryear a woke makeover.

I’ll kick off with my suggestion for another disco classic; ‘I’m Every Woman’ must now become ‘I’m Every Non-binary’ (I would have gone for ‘I’m Every Gender Non-specific’ but it won’t scan to the melody). (It would be interesting how the wimminz Feminazis would put up with that! – Day Admin)

Meanwhile, have a little look at this, and enjoooooooooy…

Raining Them

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Trumpton goes dark.

I feel it’s time for that anonymous irritant Banksy to have the honour of another nomination. Actually, not just Banksy but the whole bullshit circus and fawning worship of this wanker who is clearly up his/her/they own arse. Not only do they seem to have acquired the right to spray they’re “art” wherever they like, they also feel free to dictate to owners of property they’ve defaced what to do with it.

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I’m sure the owners of the model village mentioned in the bbc story are grateful for the publicity, but I’d be really tempted to tell Banksy’s “team” to get fucked. And how, in the age of smartphones and blanket cctv, are we expected to believe that this cunt (or cunts) remains anonymous?

And why do the bbc and the rest of our media cretins wank themselves stupid every time one of their shitty, childish and often woke bits of graffiti appear? Beats the shit out of me, whereas I’d like to be beating the shit out of Banksy. Whoever he/she/they or it is.

Nominated by – Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Cruelty To Animals is a cunt, isn’t it.

Fuck the cunts who cut fins off sharks to make soup.
Fuck the mooks who farm chickens that live in cages.
Fuck the lowlife who own a dog and neither exercise it nor treat it well.

Fuck the Gyppôs who work in circuses that keep animals in cages most of their lives. Animals forced into submission, whipped, chained, and denied contact with their own species, because to investigate the circus-owners would be poikey-phobic.

Fuck the world champions of animal cruelty, Asian cuntries, specifically China. Nonetheless, it exists everywhere. The RSPCA has a cruelty hotline which operates 24 hours a day. This receives a million animal abuse reports each year.

It doesn’t matter if you’re punching a horse at the Olympics, slaughtering cows for a living, putting cats in bins, or burning dogs’ paws with a cheap lighter, if you practise this, you’re a scummy, worthless individual at the bottom of the hierarchy of humans. Do the world a favour.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

A few weeks ago I had a nomination of mine published on here covering the civil war going on in certain parts of South Africa, and the West’s rather ambivalent attitude of getting involved. More so the silence (is violence) emanating from the BLM and associated Woke luvvies.

In today’s Telegraph another African country is facing another civil war. In fact I don’t think its ever been out of a civil war, but the country in question is Bob Geldof’s favourite place – Ethiopia!

Won’t bore you with all the details, but basically tribes are fighting other tribes, and the Ethiopian and Eritrean security forces are fighting both.

Inevitably hundreds, if not thousands of civilian lives have been lost since this current conflict kicked off at the beginning of 2021. The Telegraph article goes onto say how the West have again not bothered to get too deeply involved, especially the UN.

(Behind a paywall but here’s a snippet)…

“The silence from key international actors has been deafening. Over the last six months, the UN chief Antonio Guterres, the UN Security Council and the African Union have all refused to take any firm stance on the atrocities in Tigray.

Instead, they have spoken in muted tones about the need to get humanitarian access to the region.”

Moreover, the MSM is also giving a rather muted stance with their reporting, probably swept to one side now that the problems with Afghanistan has taken centre stage.

But as with my South Africa Post, is there any noise coming from the BLM? Anything from the luvvie virtue signalling cunts over in Hollywood or Islington?

Any shouty moaning from the likes of Lenny Henry, Diane Abbott, Lammy, Lineker, Rashford and the other usual suspects about the thousands of black Africans murdered by other black Africans? Why aren’t they out there doing something about it? Come on Geldof, you cunt, do something!

Black Lives Massacred (But only Ethiopian ones, so no one here gives a shit it would seem!)

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Nominated by: Technocunt