So another flurry of worry about those good old boys the Ayatollahs of Iran, viz Supreme Leadership Authority of the Islamic Republic of Iran Ali Khamenei and recently elected President Ibrahim Raisi, a hard line ultra conservative and fundamentalist stand-up and step backward comedian.

Have been constructing nukes under the cover of “power plants” for several decades and moving through the various stages of nuclear enrichment to the big one, weapons grade. Iran is now officially a Rogue State and a threat to the stability of the Middle East. The Saudis have started their own nukes programme and the Israelis have moved to red alert with their own existing nukes. Fun all around.

Trump rained the psychos in during his own presidency with tough sanctions and spook work following the wet pussy deal of Obama otherwise known as the Iran Nuclear Agreement or Non Proliferation Treaty and withdrew from it.

Where are the Eye-Ranians getting their uranium? Our friends the Rooskies of course who are making a tidy profit out of it. Our friends the Froggies are in there naturally wishing to flog fleets of aircraft (prohibited by current sanctions buggaire) and are on hand to provide nuclear weapons technology to the Ayatollah Ali.

Naturally all this gear deep underground beneath mountains so Ayatollahs trying their luck and proposing a new deal because the sanctions are biting hard and the world wide situation means much decreased demand for their oil.

All this much the same as Saddam Hussein in nearby Eye-Rack and his threat of WMDs but it looks like the current sweethearts actually have them so COBRA meetings, SAS exercises, international diplomacy and Israeli nukes all pointed at Ayatollah Ali. Nobody too sure what Old Bugger Biden is up to or whether to wake up the POTUS.

So monitising on hold due to those pesky sanctions

Since you ask my view is to Nuke The Cunts Now – but what about the risk of Nuclear Holocaust? As an old cunt I take the long view. The Universe was created by a Big Bang so why not go out with one.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

(Here’s something different for your Saturday Night entertainment! – Day Admin)

I’ll start this nom. with an admission. When it comes to pursuing the many and varied delights offered by what the tabloids coyly refer to as ‘romping’, I’ve availed myself at any opportunity which presented itself. I’m sure most people do the same; it’s normal, an essential part of what makes us human (This also includes perverts, degenerates and other associated deviants on ISAC – Day Admin).

It’s also probably the case that at some point, a potential experience brings with it a feeling of extreme trepidation. There’s a line to cross, and you have grave misgivings as to whether or not a particular pursuit is really for you.

I came to my line a short while ago. The wife passed me her laptop and said ‘have a look at these. Would you fancy giving it a go if I sent off for a set?’.

It turned out that she was looking at a site selling what are called ‘urethral sounds’. I’m sure you’ll all have a pretty good idea of what these devices are for, but anyone requiring further details might like to consult the link;  (Notice: Link shows sex aids, just in case there are people hovering over your shoulder as you read this – Day Admin)

News Link

Now here’s an opportunity to sample something new, but I’ll state that frankly, the very thought makes my eyes water. I mean, who thinks up these things in the first place? They look like medieval instruments of torture to me.

‘Moan out in harmonious pleasure’ says the ad  I’d say that there’s an equal chance of one or other of us ending up writhing about on a trolley in A and E as a result of this indulgence; and think of the humiliation to boot.(Like this poor sod  Arse Dildos   – DA)

Thanks dear, but it looks like a bit of a cunt, so I’ll give it a swerve.

(Well, at least let me think about it…)

Nominated by: Ron Knee

For about a week, Rio Ferdinand seemed to stop educating us all. I was worried and becoming somewhat anxious, because we all need our regular fix of Rio’s wise words.

Well thankfully, he returned to form this weekend. Some of you meany-moos might suggest his job is to be a pundit on the football and only the football. Pah! That’s soooo 2010!

Rio knows everything about everything, to the point he feels he should educate us all on everything from race relations, politics, gambling and sexuality. Thank goodness he can’t help himself in helping us all in becoming better educated.

So thank goodness this weekend, that he used practically the entire pre game build up and half time ‘analysis’ to talk about the gayness.

Yes, after BT Sport had started their Saturday lunchtime show with a double entendre filled monologue from a drag queen (‘They go down easy’ etc.), Rio then interviewed what I think was a woman. Rio then said it would be great if kids felt like they could ask about gay sexuality after asking about the rainbow laces.

Indeed, what is wrong with little Johnny finding out his team, whose miniature kit he wears to bed, are celebrating a man sticking his nob up another man’s shitter?

Get your priorities right, you bigots!

I for one am grateful for Professor Rio’s and BT Sport’s fine edumakashuns.
(There must be a way of finding out what his actual academic qualifications are. It would be fun to know. – NA)

BT Sports Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

”Police are arresting twice as many white terror suspects as those of Asian ethnicity in Britain as the number of far-right investigations grow, new figures show”

And:-

”The number of white people arrested also rose in the year to 101 people – twice the number of Asian suspects (49) arrested.”

This according to the Independent.

So where are the atrocities? The dead and the maimed?
Could it be that daft fuckers dressing up as the SS in the woods are an easy target compared to arresting the 1000s of Asian cunts who do mean to kill and maim? Are these cunts justifying their existence while they practice the usual excuses for the next Muslim attack.
If we were comparing like with like then there should have been twice as many ‘white’ terrorist outrages as Muslim.
Can anyone smell horseshit?

Independent News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble