The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections

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Well known water sports enthusiast and Lib Dem Leader, Ed Davey, is bullish about the Lib Dem’s chances in London in May. He said, during a visit to a building site in Blackfriars, that Lib Dem candidates are ‘local champions who will listen to their communities and get things done’.

What things are those then? Making their own sandals? Growing beards? Cleaning their teeth? Knitting yellow jumpers from yogurt?

Most worrying of all, however, is that so many silly cunts actually vote for them. ‘Lib Dems Winning Here’ is the rallying cry as they deliver their endless supplies of leaflets.

Famous Lib Dems include Paddy Pantsdown, Mark Oaten, and Chris Huhne.

Will they never fuck off?

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96 thoughts on “The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections”

    • I scared the shit out of him once by grinning like a Cheshire cat and giving him an overly cheerful good morning on Westminster bridge.

      Fair play to him for hanging out the back of one of the Cheeky girls though.

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    • Lembit Opik, looks like a banana with Down’s Syndrome (courtesy of the once-funny Frankie Boyle).
      He did manage to shag one of the Cheeky Girl twins though, so credit for that.

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      • Sorry, completely off topic question for Thomas. My Mrs likes to watch a streaming service called teatv out here in Spain but it has now been taken down. You always seem like a man in the know about things like this, do you know any other good streaming sites?

      • Hi smp, alas no, I don’t stream.
        I download all movies and telly shows and watch off an external hard drive.
        I can fill you in on how to do this if you like (if you don’t know how, I mean – I wouldn’t want to patronise you!)
        Much like Lammy, it’s very simple.

      • Thanks for that Thomas. Bit too involved for our little set up and slow internet, 8 mb out here in olive country. I’ve found something called on stream, looks like it works well enough for her to watch all the crappy US tv she likes

      • OnStream is quite good.

        HDO Box is another of the same type again pretty good and ad free.

      • Cheers for that. Onstream works, she’s happy. And thanks to everyone for the other suggestions

      • While engaged to rear of the year winner/all round milf Siân Lloyd, somehow!

    • Thanks for the reminder Hugh. I went off to look up Opik to refresh my memory and went down the rabbit hole following links to others within or connected to the Libdems. What a slew of weirdos and/or crooks, you couldn’t make it up. A leading example is Constance Briscoe who made recorder in the judiciary before being banged up in Holloway. I met her in Luton crown court when I fixed her PC and what struck me considering her background, was that she spoke perfect RP. Just further confirmarion that a disproportionate number of ethnics are corrupt.

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      • Still is according to Wikipedia.

        I completely forgot he was slipping that weather girl Sian a length too.

        Good lad!

  2. A Building site in blackfriars…
    I take it he had an Indian interpreter with him..

    Should of thrown the spàstic down the rubbish chute..

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  3. Not really sure what Lib dems stand for.
    Favourite colour is beige.
    Standing firmly on neutrality.

    Theyre boring.
    Now they’re led by a man who’s idea of fun is a wristband for Alton Towers.

    Fun Ed.
    Pull my finger.

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  4. I have very mixed feelings here. Davey’s mob is as bad as Kweer’s quares, BUT I am happy to see Labour lose seats to virtually anybody. I suspect the LibDems will not do well tomorrow, though the Greens might cede a few seats to them. Polanski has got a battering from the (carefully curated, no doubt) tabloids, but I suspect Polanski is only saying out loud what a load of lefties think.

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  5. I don’t think the Lib Dems have a strong enough raghead contigent to really appeal to the islamists and Israel hating Fifth Columnists that now exist in Modern Britain,they’ve been “surprised” by the newly militant Green Party.

    Oh and their leader is a disgusting fucking windbag cunt.

    Family voting Oven.

    Good morning.

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  6. I see this morning that Dave Pauldens approval ratings have appeared to have gone through the floor, which will leave a nice vacuum for Ed and his gang to fill, potentially.
    And there you have the Lib Dem’s in a nutshell.
    Do fuck all. Say nothing of substance.
    And when disgruntled, intellectually lazy fuckwits gaze at their ballot papers not knowing what to do, they’ll decide to go with the candidate whose party has caused the least offence.
    They’re not even a protest vote. Just a pointless halfway house, designed to win a few councils in the shires.
    Ed knows that. That’s why he acts like a 12 year old.

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  7. What happened to Jo Swinson’s tits?
    They were worth a council election vote.
    Pity about the rest of it though.

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  8. Why has he got a t-shirt on in the header-pic?

    Is it to cover up his sagging milkers?

    Revolting little twat, he still needs to give account for his actions during the (ongoing) Post Office scandal.

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  10. Don’t you just love the little graphs they put on their leaflets showing how it is only them and some other party that have a chance of winning. Magic.

    Apparently, under Ed’s “leadership” the Lib Dems have rebranded themselves. This involves using “bold orange” instead of golden yellow in their logo. Fucking brilliant! It seems this political earthquake happened at last year’s party conference. How the fuck did I miss that?

    Remember to vote early and often, as the Green Peacefuls say.

    Good morning, everyone.

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  11. In the article he says “…the stakes of the road”…?
    A stake through your head would be preferable you stinking pile of shit.

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  12. It was notable that when the LibDems were in coalition with the Tories, led by that massive traitorous wanker Cameron, they abandoned every supposed principle they had.

    A collection of bummers, mad lesbians and self enrichers.

    Collectively known as politicians.

    Military coup NOW.

    Then shoot them all 💥💥💥💥

    Good morning 🌞👍

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      • All massive cunts Norman.

        Competing with the green shite now, for the smelly Stanley vote.

      • Cleggs are generally undesirable unless put to use keeping tourists away.

  14. I recall reading a newspaper once on my way to work.
    That little turd Daniel Twatcliffe – then all over the place as that Harry Potter cunt
    was asked the following questions that highlighted what a little tosspot he was..

    Q: If you could vote, who would you vote for?

    A: I would vote for the Lib Dems.

    Q: Who is your hero? Who us your role model?

    A: Sid Vicious

    Q: Do you follow football?

    A: No. But ever sine they got in the Premier League, I started ‘supporting’ Fulham. Mummy got me some tickets.

    What a little turd.

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    • I think they were all well off parents mummy’s a showbiz agent middle class nepo turds.

      Daniel Ratscock, Emma ‘No Tits’ Twatson and that Ginger Fanny Grint.

      None of them could or can act. And all are snivelling trans rimming backstabbing horrible little spoilt bastards. Perfect Green Party or Lib Dem fodder really.

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  16. I couldn’t vote for any party with the word liberal or green, I am neither, further right than Tommy R and would build coal fire power stations.

    My party of choice is the blow up the HoC party, sadly the leader died in 1606

    Long live the revolution!

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    • We should re-open all viable mines and dig scores of new ones, build coal fired power stations, bleed the North sea dry, halt all energy imports once independence is established, frack till the cows come home, scrap windmills and solar and all other eco-cockwaffle, ban electric cars.

      Oh, and execute traitors.

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      • Fuckin’ hell Termujin …
        I’ve been told that I am somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun, but I reckon you could have been his tutor!!!
        But long live most of your ideas …

    • Bring back the landless peasant party and I’ll consider voting, Free crofts for all, grow your own or starve.

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  17. On GB news this morning one reporter was out on the canal by Paddington Station asking Gen Z if the knew what VE Day is, none of them had a clue

    I could have answered ‘the beginning of the end’

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    • Victory in Europe. Yeah, right.

      Could someone please explain to me what, exactly, did we win?

      Old boy over the road from me (dead now) once told me when I was younger that if he’d known his country was going to turn into a shit show he would never have fought for it.

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    • They know nothing about nothing, What’s more, they don’t want to either. They neither know nor care. Not just the War or VE Day, it’s anything and everything. Pig ignorant lazy ill mannered I’m alright Jack phone slaves. Gen Z are cunts.

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  18. An interesting out come of the impending goat fuck of elections is how many “independent” peaceful councillors we end up with. Just a thought.

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  19. If UK politics was an arse, the Liberal Democrats would be a constant diarrhoetic dribble from the anus (_₀_).

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  20. The only Liberal politician of any significance was David Lloyd George.

    Even in the 80s, they were a joke. Little David Steel as David Owen’s bitch.
    Spitting Image used to really rip the piss out of them.

    And, even the real television news laughed at them. I recall a newsreader on Granada once saying, ‘And now, the funny side of politics. The SDP/Liberal Alliance’.

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  21. To be honest I’d pretty much forgotten about the Limp Dumbs until I happend to switch on to one of their party election broadcasts and saw Ed Davey yapping on about some shite.

    The local elections are all about Reform and the Greens and how much of an electoral Lubbocking Labour are going to get.

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  22. I have never known what any of their policies are and I have no intention of finding out so long as I have a hole in my arse.

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      • Probably classed as “charities” and get a tax rebate…!

        DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

    • Hi!
      Im Tim!
      Your Libdem candidate in the local elections.
      Can you share a few minutes?

      Since Brexit are you struggling?
      Probably like me you think we should rejoin the EU?
      I know i do, i wish i was french.
      Are you worried about the Far Right?
      Me too.
      Im a right n*ggerlover i am.

      Anyway vote for the Lib dems if
      You like your bread in stick form,
      You like pretentious food,
      Bicycles, berets,
      And pretending you know about wine.
      Ciao

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  26. The discussion above about Lembit Opik got me thinking about yesterdays nutters and how quickly they are forgotten.

    Who remembers Corbyn’s weird sidekick Rebecca Wrong-Daily? Tits n’ teeth Jo Swinson or little Tim Farron?

    You wouldn’t trust these arseholes to tie their own shoelaces.

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    • Indeed sir.

      I’d trust those cunts (and all the cunts that replaced them) as far as I could throw them..

      Into the Oven.

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      • Flicked through the P4ne website. No males on the leadership team so I’m assuming that the answer to your mad lesbian question is probably all of them.

      • What a fucking nonsense word salad of a website.

        A who’s who of cuntesses, if you will. A huge fucking talking shop of dreamers.

        Fuck off.

  27. I remember the Alternative Vote referendum fiasco of 2011. That miniature twat Clegg wanted a vote on voting. Fuck knows how Alternative Vote works, nobody cared anyway. They just voted against it because the Lib Dems are cunts ergo the idea must have been utter shit. Wankers.

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    • Nick Clegg.

      Alway looked like he’d been interrupted mid wank by his wife..

      Whilst wearing her mother clothes..

      The day after her funeral.

      The fucking Bad Egg.

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      • These v neck jumpered middle of the road,
        Wannabe french cunts are the type who
        Object to flags on lamp posts.

        “err hello, your new to the neighbourhood arent you?
        I live at number 18,
        I noticed youve put a 8ft fibreglass Tyrannosaurus rex on your lawn”

        Yeah. So?

        ” im just wondering if its there permanently.
        Only this is quite a exclusive area and it would breech the rules of the neighbourhood committee”

        Its art pal.
        ” oh sure, yes, i like art as much as the next man.
        Me and sophie have a painting up in the living room.
        But some might object to dinosaurs.”

        It glows in the dark.

        ” does it? Cripes.
        Maybe itd look better in your back garden?”

        Nope.
        Front lawns cretaceous period.
        Back garden is for triassic period.
        You a bit simple or something?

      • Cleggie is definitely an oven-ready cunt, Unkle!

      • I reckon when Clegg’s day of judgement finally comes, he will be found handcuffed, wearing ladies underwear, an orange in his gob, and a huge cucumber up his jacksie.

      • Like that lanky cunt Jonathan from Saxondale.

        A residents association lackey and henpecked to buggery.
        Actually complains about spots of car oil on the open road. Like all gobshite busybodies and grasses, does the ‘don’t shoot the messenger’ and ‘I’m only saying’ shite with dripping false mateyness. These cunts really do exist.

        Mind you, his wife in the series was very doable.

      • Clegg probably sold his mother to the cat meat man. She is now probably in tins of Lidl cat food..

        He looks the type. Pure unadulterated wrong ‘un.

    • Dead right TTCUtS. That alternative vote system that was being peddled, I didn’t know how it worked and despite searching I never found a comprehensible explanation. Most people I knew felt the same way and I’m sure it was a major part of people voting it down. In similar vein the politicians failed spectacularly to sell us the EU. Virtually no-one knew the name or even the sex of their MEP or even the boundary of their euro-constituency. In fact I was stunned to be told years after we left that our MEP back in the day was none other than Nigel Farage!

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    • The very fact that young kids are allowed to see this and are taught about it in primary schools (fucking primary schools!) is as sinister as it is sickening.

      Dirty bastards should be eliminated.

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