Publicity whores are a cunt, are they not?. The so-called “Royal” version with the half prince and his tart, is very similar to the downmarket Stacey & Joe Solomon, or David & Victoria Beckham, it is long, it is tedious, it is puerile, it is whining self pity and a great fucking bore. All they want is privacy provided it is accompanied by flash bulbs and TV cameras. All six are full blown hypocritical wankers.
Yesterday Mrs Hewitt claimed she had been “the most trolled person in the world”. She hates it, but she loves it, she loves to hate it and hates to love it.
The witless trollop knows that the day the cameras stop, just like Solomon and Beckham knows, their pathetic dreaery plastic lives are over, so they ahve to keep in the limelight.
Now it seems Harry and Meghan want to be “half in and and half out”. Why doesn’t everybody, the press the public, the magazines tell all six of these oxygen thieves to just FUCK OFF>
Nominated by W C Boggs.
They arent royal.
A bastard an a yank.
How common.
In 1006 or thereabout a viking fleet invaded England.
The idea being to settle and usurp the king of England Aethelred.
Aethelred was hated in the North of England.
A weak, chinless little pansy.
Sat in that London.
The North welcomed the danish invaders.
No blood was spilled.
Better a hairyarsed viking than some wanker like Aethelred.
The north rebelled.
I feel the same about the Sax coburgs.
Effete, fuckin Jerry’s.
Im not against royalty,
Just want a royal i could respect.
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Climate bore David Attenborough is 100 tomorrow.
To be fair i like his programmes.
But hes far from my favourite naturalist.
Thatd be Johnny Morris.
An David Bellamy was good despite the speech impediment.
I also like Bill Oddie.
That little cunts puddled.
Manic depressive.
Hard to work with.
Filming pine martins an hes threatening to drink bleach because theres no butter on his sandwiches
An trying to hang himself in the woods.
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Don’t forget Percy Edwards. Brilliant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMjrB6Vow1w
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I didn’t mind Attenbore before he went mad.
He got a load of credit for simply talking over someone else’s outstanding camera work, but I could forgive that.
Sadly, he now sounds like a broken record.
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David Bellamy should have twatted him.
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And let’s not forget that David Attenborough, when he met that troop of lowland gorillas in 1967, told the cameraman to take a hike for 20 minutes whilst he got his end away with one of the lady gorillas, resulting in the birth of Richard Ayoade.
Jeremy Corbyn was so jealous that he recreated the amorous stunt in Tower Hamlets in the early 80’s, with the fragrant simian Diane Abbott.
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Davey Attenborough is quiet more reserved than his brother Dicky Darling.
Dicky is all about showbiz
Where Daveys happy in a corner fingering a gorilla.
No 2 siblings are alike.
Take me an our kid.
Always boasting an full of swagger.
While im pretty shy.
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Dickie was too busy being horny and excited in Jurassic Park. He had a dildo made of that amber stuff, bummed a Tyrannosaurus Sex and shot his load onto that big pile of dinosaur poop.
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Yeah, right.
I’ll believe you, thousands wouldn’t.
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I’m still amused when David whispering Attenborough nearly died from the pong after managing to escape a bat cave in the seventies, or round about that era.
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The BBC blacklisted Bellamy because he poo pooed climate change..!
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They did it because James Bellamy put a pistol in his mouth in a seaside hotel because he lost everything when Wall Street crashed in 1929! Didn’t you KNOW?
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Apologies for being off-topic but if the uber-Admins would allow, by this time tomorrow … 🎵 “Morgen ist Frühling für mich !!!” – Winter for Labour, Tories, & Greens, etc.
🍻🥂
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Prince Andrew confronted in Sandringham by a man in a balaclava.
Andy ran off.
Luckily for him he wasnt wearing his war medals!
5 stone of scrap metal for bravery, gallantry,
Dressing himself and brushing his teeth without help.
Most decorated man since Idi Amin.
Anyway. He didn’t break a sweat under pressure.
Training you see?
Bet his life flashed before his eyes?
Some of it edited for national security.
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What a wimp!
It was his royal arsewiper, back from an early morning jog.
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It was one of Starmer’s ‘special friends’.
Given an assignment.
“Take out Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and the arson charges will be dropped.” says king big ears, before letting Ivan the Ukranian rent boy out of the back of the royal limo.
“Fuck him up good, you slav cunt!” bellows ‘Queen’ Camilla out of the sunroof, as the limo glides away from the kerb.
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All the same cheek of the flabby arse
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A taxi for Rodney.
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Another day, another heap of horse shit from Soppybollocks wife:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/2202998/meghan-markles-secret-plan-return
The Express really should stop pandering to the silly cow
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Most famous people try and protect their public image.
Feed it, tend to it, polish it.
I do loads for charity!
Im really just like you!
Just im a billionaire.
Hewitt and meagain dont bother.
They cant put the work in.
So are exposed as the grasping, greedy, spoilt fucks that they are.
Most famous people are cunts.
Fact.
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My first brush with the famous was as a contestant on kids show Runaround.
The host was some vulgar fuckin cockney dripping gold,
Mike Reid.
Olright sunshine, go stand over there that a good lad.
” your not the boss of me.”
I imformed him indignantly.
” are you a criminal?”
I asked him.
” you sound like a criminal.”
Get out of it, you saucy little bleeder!
Ill give you a backhander!
” you don’t frighten me.
Ill have the law on you.
You an Barbara Windsor.
Your nothing but a bloody kray wannabe you filthy eel eater”.
Anyway i didnt win the tape recorder
Or the Rod stewart album.
Cunt fitted me up.
All the other kids
Were up his arse.
Fuck that.
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Tee Riffic!
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I told him Norman.
” whats with all that jewellery?
Not a puff are you?
Did you heave a brick through Ratners window?
Or get it out of Jimmy savilles jewellery box?”
He beat me unconscious with a dead eel.
An called me a slag!!!
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Reid basically played himself as Frank Butcher in DeadEnders. And, a lot of his phrases were ad libbed (‘dry slap’ ‘some sort of doughnut’). His onscreen son – the dopey Ricky- was also reportedly a cunt in real life. Like that David Platt from Cuntonation Street. A right nasty little rat faced cunt and a proper piece of work,
His daughter though, Diane Butcher, was well saucy. I thought of doing rude things to her back in the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju5XavpfXc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju5XavpfXc0
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They are all a bunch of fucking leeches. Our royals were deposed by the fucking frogs in 1066, and even those cunts died out in 1714 when Anne carked it without producing an heir. They are krauts with a spunk stain of Greek and, in the case of Harry the bastard, a ginger jizz splash chucked in.
The one thing the frogs got right, and let’s face it, they don’t get much right, was dealing with their fucking leach problem.
They are not our royal family, they are cunts.
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One day…😂
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX0Sfb-D7-q/?igsh=cW5yaXc3ZW01M3M5
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The catchphrase for the absolutely desperate BBC as Reform gain seat after seat after seat at Labour and Cons expense is
“It is of course very early in the night”.
Yep it is but culturally Labour strongholds like MCR and Liverpool are voting Reform
Wait until Essex is all counted up
Zia Yusuf is currently dry humping Chris Brown who is almost crying and resorting to insults.
And hailing holding councils where there weren’t enough seats up for election to have the council change hands 🤣🤣
Fuck you Labour , we all know these elections are a Starmer referendum . Not looking good for Rodders.
🤣🤣🤣
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Kweer’s arselicker cunts are still insisting that Rodney will stay on. I wouldn’t be so sure. I reckon his health will take a turn for the worse over the weekend, and he will resign for “health reasons” on Monday. To be fair, this is probably true – I bet he is shitting bricks this morning.
That said, I am not much impressed by Nigel Farage – I don’t like the cut of his jib. He is too much a showman. He is no Maggie Thatcher.
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The attention has gone to Nigel’s pretty head. He interviewed Jo Wood on Talking Pints and he thinks he’s Mickette Jagger.
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I see Stockport has fallen to the LibDems.
Nailed the Country Cream vote 👍
Probably been dishing out free gravy 😁
The rotters.
Good morning 👍
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