Chloe Thompson – Trans Penis Wanker (allegedly)

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What a wanker!!

I couldn’t resist this one for the comedy value and how ridiculous the trans bollocks really is becoming

This ‘woman’ Chloe Thompson’ has been charged with exposing HER penis and masturbating in public.

Wtf, Penis, shouldn’t the report and headline read ‘a man pretending to be a woman has been caught wanking in public’, indulging this silly cunt be referring to it as a woman really justifies why actual women don’t want these deviant cunts anywhere near them.

If it gets a custodial sentence, it will no doubt be wanking in a woman’s prison ?

Gazettelive News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Supported by:Dickie Dribbler

Seconded.

And for further info re Chloe Thompson né Andrew McNab see the following

News Link 1
News Link 2

If he is found guilty of the latest charges and doesn’t get a custodial sentence then the Courts really are fkd.

And then there’s this from cuntator

WTF is the deranged specimen, Chloe Thompson from Middlesbrough all about ?

This cunt has apparently been accused of exposing HER penis to the public.
Well we all know that they’re fucking weird as buggery on Teesside, you’ve only got to look at that hideous Desperate-Dan jawed freak with a 4 inch clit ,namely Steph McGovern, but this animated dog-turd ,real name Andrew McNab (lol)has already has “previous” for being the wicked Nonce of the Northeast.

Why do the Tories “Red Wall” constituents tolerate this filth?

Sky News [14] and Shamima Begum [8]

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Sky News and Begum again.

Just seen an interview (pfft!) with some cunt from sky news “grilling” Begum on why she should come back to Blighty to commit further crimes.
My left testicle could have given a better set of questions to her. Why the fuck is Sly News still giving this piece of camel turd oxygen?

She has been schooled by the leftie commie human rights lawyers to say all the right things and as long as she isn’t given difficult questions to answer – enter stage right Sky reporter – she gets an easy ride. Just like she gave her husbands I guess.

To get into EyeSis you have to prove your committed to the cause. So dog knows what she did to prove it and it wasn’t a prose or piece of needlework depicting a beheading was it.
May she rot in Syria and be fucked royally by the nearest goat herder in every orifice

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

A Challenging Wank

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Recently on this esteemed site, a certain Mr Cunt Engine admitted to (and I quote) ‘knocking one out to a picture of Diane Abbott (wearing mis-matched shoes)’. One can only conclude that the gentleman concerned either has a shoe fetish, or was considerably under the influence at the time. (Or both – NA)

Now for a while, I’ve been toying with the idea of putting up a nomination entitled ‘a challenging wank’, but wasn’t sure if it would meet the criteria for a cunting. Anyway, Admin. have given their blessing, and inspired by Mr Engine’s onanistic excesses, I’ll proceed.

Okay; so what to my way of thinking actually constitutes a ‘challenging wank?’. Well, I think we could reach a fair degree of consensus as to what constitutes ‘an unchallenging wank’; a five knuckle shuffle to lascivious thoughts of a Salma Hayek soapy tit job for example;

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13600616/salma-hayek-54-purple-bikini-celebrates-2020/

Ergo, a ‘challenging wank’ is the opposite; an attempt at self-fulfilment while lost in perverse thoughts of someone considerably plain or unattractive. The challenge is completed if the proverbial ‘happy ending’ is achieved.

As I’m actually putting this nom. up, I’d better kick it off. In moments of perversity, usually alcohol-induced, I’ve done the biz to Joan Rivers, Celene Dion, Barbra Streisand, Kathy Griffin and (heaven help me) Emma Thompson. Each one a bit of a challenge in her way.

However I couldn’t get a rise with the assistance of a lorry-load of Viagra from the likes of Yoko ‘the Wail’ Ono, Angela ‘The Fuhrer’ Merkel, silicon skank Madonna, Emily Thornberry or the queen herself, Flabbott the Hutt. Now these really do constitute ‘a challenging wank’!.

Need I say more? Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of IsAC!

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Eddie Redmayne (2)

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Eddie Redmayne is a cunt, isn’t he.

Ohh, you regret playing a trànnie in a film, do you? Isn’t that ypur job? Play-acting people you’re not? You’re not Danish either.

This tedious prick hasn’t apologised about playing a disabled person or any of his other roles. Perhaps he’s attempting to curry favour because they’re fanatics who will try to stop your career. It’s a waste of time. These shrill turds won’t accept it.

If you’re serious about apologising about putting on a dress and portraying a man who pretends to be a woman by putting on a dress, then return all the cash you were paid and find a job delivering pizzas, you cowardly, little shitbiscuit.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Helpful links provided by: Ron Knee

YouTube Link

CNN News Link

Food Intolerance

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This is for supermarkets for putting shite in a previously nice ready prep dish. Do they really think adding mushrooms instead of salt would fool us?

I have an allergy to mushrooms, of all things, so bad I have to carry an EpiPen.

Normal mushrooms just give me a rash and a fever, but the more exotic kinds could kill me, so Morrisons, explain why, for some reason, your Spag Bol ready prep suddenly has mushrooms in it?

Answers written on the back of many £50 notes, please, you cunts.

NHS Info Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest