Party politics is a system that no longer works, not just in the UK, but elsewhere as well.

There are many areas in the UK where a person will get elected to parliament purely on the colour of the rosette that they wear regardless of their abilities.

There can be nobody in their right mind that would vote for a racist, retarded, black woman who can’t dress herself correctly.

Dianne Abbott for instance, is a Member of Parliament only because she represents a party that the majority of her constituents have always voted for.

She may be the prime example of the system failure, but I don’t think that there are more than a handful of Members of Parliament that would have been elected on their own merits.

The elation that these people show when the election results are received is not because they are finally in a position to make positive changes for the lives of the people that voted for them.
They are elated because they have won a lucrative job, far in excess of their abilities, and they can live their own lives with their snout in the public trough for the coming years.

There can’t be many members of the tax paying public that agree that they should pay for their chosen candidate’s food, drinks, housing, travel, duck houses and every other expense that can possibly be claimed.
But that is what comes with the job.

Out of the rabble that get elected a Prime Minister will create a Cabinet of croneys who, for the most part have absolutely no qualities to do their jobs.

A Health Secretary who is not a medical professional.
A Foreign Secretary who can speak no other languages.
A Defence Secretary who has never served in the armed forces.
The list goes on…….

When a Cabinet reshuffle is called for the stupidly continues.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, who was given that position despite the fact that they could not balance their own personal finances is moved to the position of Climate Change Secretary, having no background in science whatsoever. For instance.

The role of the opposition party is now ridiculous.
They see themselves as being there to criticise every action of the ruling party.
Even when it is clear that there is a solution to a particular problem the opposition will argue purely out of principle.

The solution to this complete fuck-wittery is to do away with party politics all together (although I realise that turkeys do not vote for Christmas).

Each constituency should be given a list of candidates to choose from based on their abilities and vision for the future for the electorate in that constituency.
Any mention of an affiliation with a political party will immediately bar a candidate from standing for election.

A reasonable salary and scrutinised expenses should be the reward for the job.

If you divide the population of the UK by the number of Members of Parliament then each elected member would be responsible for just over 100,000 people.

For an intelligent, motivated and independent Member of Parliament, with vision and determination, that is not such a big deal.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

The wife’s not long back from Asda. As we were having a cuppa, she says “you know, I think I’ve seen it all now”.

“What’s that dear?” says I vaguely, trying to look at ‘Villa Talk’ on my laptop.

“They’re only selling what they call ‘limited edition’ toilet rolls. ‘Orange and bloody cranberry enriched’ they call it. ‘Unwrap the scent of the season’. I bloody ask you”.

“I trust that you declined to make a purchase dear” says I. “I much prefer to use ‘The Guardian’, as you know”.

“Very funny” says she, “but do you remember a while back when Walker’s (was it?) tried to flog chocolate covered crisps?. They’ll use Christmas to cash in on anything. It gets my goat”.

I know what she means. Talk about cynically trying to use the festive season to squeeze a buck until it squeaks. I mean, orange and cranberry bog roll. You wouldn’t wipe your arse on it.

Asda News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A simple and quick cunting for the IOC.

In their infinite wisdom they have decided that a bloke competing as a woman no longer has to have a lower testosterone level. anything goes.

It’s time for real women to split and have a separate Olympics.

Washington Post News Link

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

And supported by: Dark key cunt

Seconded if only because the IAAF have tried to fuck up Caster Semenya. She might look like a fella but she is a bird and is happy to be one.

Daily Mail News Link

I follow athletics a bit and they made some issues purely on 400m to 1500m, the distances Semenya was good at. They did this when CS was a world record holder at 800m, not the others.

This thing was the world record holder for the ‘women’s’ 400m for a while.

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Cunts.

For nearly two years now Oz and especially West Oz have had closed borders. That means no new foreigners and the ones already here have had time and no excuse not to learn English nor not to integrate (not assimilate) to the few basic social graces our antipodean society considers the norm,

I would point out South Viets, most Commonwealth folk Japanese, Koreans and some Euros adapt quickly.

Stop eyeballing me, it’s a challenge and I’ll react accordingly.

Stop standing so close, it’s creepy and annoying when you shout to you companion in your quacking language with your foul breath.

Walk on the left side of the path. Do you drive on the right side of the road when it takes your fancy?

Standing in front of the doors of a train (I will walk through you), pushing yourself to the front of the line and especially on the bus asking questions when there is all the relevant information on the stop post whilst every one else is either getting baked in the sun or getting rained upon.

Don’t be foul to service folk for no reason, their job sucks, they receive minimal recompense. You’ve no right to make their day harder.

If you were some muck a muck in the old country it doesn’t matter anymore here, you left your shithole for a better life, don’t bring your shit with you. Remember who’s face is on the coinage, Good Madge Bess not Xhite Jinprat.

If you came here on the wealth qualification don’t think you can get away with imposing the shit labour laws that made you rich in Shitholia upon us. We spent a thousand years creating the society everyone prefers to live in.

Just don’t be a cunt, Do you notice how many people from the dominions live in shitholes, not many and there all looking to rip the locals off, sex criminals or both.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

My local cuntcillors are 5 star, class one, Oscar winning cunts of the highest order if cuntdom.

I live in Partington, which is in Trafford, Manchester. It is a small place, unfortunately isolated from civilisation, that is expanding rapidly due to several, gigantic housing developments.

We have one road in and one road out.
We have an old railway line closed by that egregious avaricious twat beeching. If it was reopened, not only would it make a killing, but open up lots of opportunities for work, rest and play. Isolation for those without cars would be no more.

Oh but this is common sense. Why would this ever happen??!!

Instead our councillors like to focus on glad handing, bottom feeding, generating their own electorate, selective issues, etc.

One example of bullshittery was in recent times, a refurbishment of an old cobbled historic road. Granted there is history there on this unused piece of cobbles that is only several hundred yards long, but it doesn’t help improve road access, or build more primary schools, or undo decades of neglect, etc. You get the picture.

I also discovered that we will never have an Aldi built in our area, as Aldi themselves told me, that, allegedly, and I quote, Aldi is not a good fit for our area.

Fiddle dee dee, I forgot we can all afford to go shopping at Waitrose, M&S, Ocado, Sainsbury’s, etc.

Councillors….I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. And don’t get me started on the ignorant locals who befriend them and do things like administrate the local community website. A website where if you don’t think and say as they do, you get banned, and stalked

Those people are traitorous vermin.

Ahhh gone off on a tangent now…

Nominated by: Andy