The Booster Programme (Admin Warning)

An emergency cunting please Admin for the Booster Programme, which is a complete and utter cunt. Sorry, the report in the Telegraph is behind a paywall, but the headline tells it all.

I can barely control my anger at what is going on. 5000 people a month could miss being diagnosed with cancer because GPs are being forced to cancel appointments and concentrate instead on the booster programme. A programme to vaccinate people against a Covid variant which is harmless to virtually everyone.

Is anyone running this shitshow of a government aware that CANCER IS NOT HARMLESS. Get your fucking priorities right, you cunts. What would you rather have, a mild viral infection or cancer?

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

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Quidditch [2] Changing Its Name


My fellow cunters.

For your cuntsideration:

“Quidditch changing its name, over anti-trans row.”

Yes you really did read that correctly!

It really is a sport in North America-(where else?)- based on the fictional sport, central to the Harry Potter series of books, played by university teams?

Now the snowflakes are looking to change the name, because horrible feminist JK Rowling, thinks women have fannies and men willies?
How dare she blindly follow biological fact?

Here: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna9149

You couldn’t make this shit up-it’s more unbelievable than a school for wizards.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Driving in Spain is now a Pain

British citizens living in Spain were always permitted to drive here with their UK driving licences. That was confirmed by the EU logo printed on the licences.

After Brexit it was known that eventually British citizens would have to swap their UK licences for Spanish ones. But there was no indication of when that might be.

Those of us that could find the time and could deal with the huge amount of Spanish paperwork needed did so, but with the bureaucracy here it is was not a process to be taken lightly.

Spain has been appealing to Britain for a deal to ensure that the British residents in Spain can continue to drive indefinitely. Of course the Spanish wanted a deal done straight away. But the ‘oven ready’ package put forward by the shambolic Johnson was not quite as oven ready as it should have been.

The Spanish government gave Britain a deadline of October to get the situation resolved. But there was still no deal in place. So the Spanish extended the deadline until the end of December.

Again there has been absolutely nothing put forward by the British government.

In frustration half of all the Tráfico centres here are no longer processing applications from the British to change their licenses. And from January 1st all residents of Spain that hold a UK driving licence will have to take both parts of the Spanish driving test.
The practical test will only be taken in the Spanish language.

Somehow Norway, Switzerland and Russia have deals in place that mean that despite not being part of the EU their citizens can drive legally without the need to take another driving test.

Britain can’t quite put a deal together for this simplistic thing.

News Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Crime and ethnicity

It seems that, just like adverts, awards and TV presenters, ethnics are making up more and more of the demographic of the UK.
Judging by the Met Police mugshots in the link we are now 33% BAME (used that acronym because it is now racist).

Or perhaps we are not. Perhaps the adverts are virtue signalling maybe? Perhaps affirmative action now supersedes merit? And perhaps BAMEs are about 10 times more likely to be violent criminals compared to their %age demographic? Who knows?

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Charlie Chaplin


Perhaps its just a sign of the times, but I never quite saw the fascination for this extremely unfunny cunt!

Most of his films were from the silent era, which meant most of his comedy had to do with physical pratfalls and facial expressions in order to get the message across. But quite frankly after watching a number of his classics I rarely laughed, or even raised a smile at any of them. And yet film critics at the time, and even to the present day seem to have a soft spot for his acting abilities and comic timings.

Compare and contrast him to Laurel & Hardy, or even Harold Lloyd. Both earned their stripes also from the silent era, and L&H became true megastars with the advent of sound and went on to develop many classic shorts including The Music Box, Sons of the Desert and Way Out West.

Similarly with Lloyd, most of his success came from the silent era, but he was a great performer with a very endearing face/smile that audiences could take to their hearts.

And yet these guys have always been dumped into the shadows of The Tramp, but fuck knows why because Chaplin really didn’t get very far when sound arrived in films. He even courted controversy in the late 30s early 40s as his films became more and more politicised (The Great Dictator, being the most well known), which didn’t go down too well with audiences in the UK or US, especially since WW2 was about to kick off.

I will admit he had a keen eye for choregraphed comedy, especially when directing. But quite honestly I don’t rate him above Lloyd, L&H, Buster Keaton or the Marx Brothers.

Sir Charlie Chaplin – overrated “genius”, who was about as funny as a visit to the local proctologist.

Nominated by: Technocunt