Dead Pool [237]

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Congratulations to Bob Frapples who correctly won Dead Pool 236 by picking Mafia Boss Ralph Natale who died aged 86.

On to Dead Pool 237.

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next: No duplicates. It is first cone first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal names from previous pools ( like black and white cunt usually does).

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless your nomination has already been nabbed.

5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we cant be arsed to check.

Crispin Blunt

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Crispin Blunt is a CINO cunt. Surrey’s PCC stood on a platform of defending women’s spaces, denying access to dress wearing degenerates pretending to be women while sporting a beard and an erection. Her reward? To be subjected to the usual, death and rape threats from the usual suspects; culminating in the disciplinary oversight of her local Police Committee.

She was found blameless, but despite the wholehearted support of Surrey residents she found herself threatened and ear-bent by Blunt, an enthusiastic tonguer of the Stonewall hole. When she wouldn’t cave, he reported her again, assuring her of another round of pointless misery.

Why is Blunt masquerading as a tory? Surely one of the I’m-Fucked-in-the-Head-and-Knit-my-Own-Yoghurt parties would welcome him with spread cheeks? I give you Crispin Blunt, piss-weasel and knob-sock…

https://unherd.com/2022/01/inside-the-tory-trans-civil-war/

Nominated by: International Cunt of Mystery

Reaction Videos

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A quick but necessary cunting for ‘reaction’ videos, people who film themselves reacting to film trailers then posting that reaction to youtube, especially ‘Americans react to…’

Nobody gives a fuck about these specimens having the same performed reaction as every other cunt who posts such videos. It’s social media narcissism taken to the extreme.

When I used Facebook (last decade), it would always be the same dopey, soppy cunts sharing this crap to his/her feed, inviting people to like and join in the weird world of online therapy culture. The ‘be nice’ depressive, Lib Dem-voting, prosecco and rose quaffing ex-MILFs and softies, the hipsters, the geeks, the banter-free shells of hen-pecked, ever-so-earnest recent husbands who were stuck at home because of the mental issues of the new wife. Where’s the warranty on the fucking thing?

The men on local gossip pages. The male feminists crying because another pale little dweeb posted a video of himself also crying over the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog.or Star Wars: The Nail in the Coffin

Can the soft cunts who post this mawkish, narcissistic dog manure and those who gormlessly share and ‘like’ instead ‘react’ to lead shot embedding itself in their tissues. That would be highly entertaining.

Get fucked you numb, soy-soaked cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The Red Wall

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The Red Wall.

The so called “Red Wall” deserves a cunting because it’s all we ever hear of in the news, as if it were the beginning and end of everything. Red Wall MP’s are a moaning bunch of cry babies and really ought to shut up. I’m more tired of them than I am of the deceitful, bumbling Boris. They deserve each other.

Red Wall hysteria started as soon as they and Boris were elected and hasn’t let up since. Boris even posed for a photograph with them where they all looked like the attendees of a particularly rough special needs school. The press has waxed lyrical about how the Red Wall represents a seismic shift in British politics. Along the way the egos of the fragile and sensitive Red Wall politicians has expanded exponentially. They actually think they are important.

But they are not important. They are cunts. Now they are rebelling against the headmaster of their special needs school because they realise the party may be over. They are threatening to cross the floor and one actually has. They cry in the Members Tea Room because the Chief Whip said some rude words to them. How dare the Chief Whip? Doesn’t he know they are important? They claim to be Conservatives but not one of them will stand up and fight for true Conservativism (as opposed to Johnsonian social liberalism). They sit there blubbering because they are wet social democrats scared that when they get home their coal mining dad will belt them for pretending to be conservatives.

A towering wall of cuntishness and I’m fed up with the lot of them.

ThisWeek News Link

Nominated by MMCM

Amazon [10] and Visa

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The expected change regarding the use of Visa credit cards on Amazon.co.uk will no longer take place on January 19.

We are working closely with Visa on a potential solution that will enable customers to continue using their Visa credit cards on Amazon.co.uk. 

Should we make any changes related to Visa credit cards, we will give you advance notice. Until then, you can continue to use Visa credit cards, debit cards, Mastercard, American Express, and Eurocard as you do today.

Thank you for being an Amazon customer.

This is a copy of the email I had from Amazon, whose back pedalling has caused a tsunami, the utter, utter cunts.

Fuck off, Amazon. I’m never ordering from you ever again, on account of you being massive tax dodging cunts, staff abusing cunts, customer deriding cunts, and basically, yes that’s right, cunts!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(More info from this old nom – Day Admin Visa and Amazon )