Greggs & Primark


For your Cunt sideration dear cunters.

Greggs and Primarni (I see what you did there – NA) have teamed up and produced some ( designer) wear for their chav customers to relish.
Who in their right mind would want a garment/ trainers with a fucking Greggs sausage roll on it? Yes, you’ve guessed , CUNTS.

Some twat from Worcester drove in the storm to get to Newcastle to get his grubby greasy hands on a T shirt with a vegan sausage roll emblazoned on.
In my opinion, I reckon that the T shirt will undoubtedly taste better than the real thing. Set of cunts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10530207/Shoppers-queue-round-block-hands-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The Red Lion – Rum & Woke Please


Time gentlemen please, last orders for the Red Lion pub in Bristol, “Britain’s wokest pub”. Pub bosses at the Red Lion in Bristol (where else) have decided to stop selling certain drinks including Thatchers cider, Bacardi, Coke and Heineken due to ethical reasons. Citing the companies misdemeanours from links to Edward Colston and slavery to exploitation in Africa, landlord Lemmy said “We have taken what we consider to be an ethical stance – it’s part of who we all are”.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/17/britains-wokest-bar-refuses-to-sell-thatchers-coke-and-heineken-16119371/

They boast they proudly supported the statue toppling Colston Four with one of the cunts being a regular, no doubt ground zero for blue haired jobless layabouts city wide. You can bet Bristol University students frequent it too, after the recent story of them using cat pronouns maybe staff put out a saucer of soy milk and cushion in a corner for them to lick their arse on.

If these self-righteous pious twats are going down this route then are they going to ban everyone who happens to be wearing Nike trainers? Nike has been accused of turning a blind eye to manufacture of goods by Uighur Muslims in forced labour camps. Or how about electric car batteries? Apple products? Fast fashion?

And of course I hope they don’t serve Guinness. I mean that frothy white head lording it over the dark stout is a metaphor for slavery and white supremacy if every there was one. The Thatchers cider probably had them running for their safe spaces as it was.

Make mine a pint of Spitfire Lemmy, you fucking twat.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Dr Adam Towler


Another story to warm the cockles of every cunter’s heart from that huge pile of festering woke horse shit formerly known as Bristol. Hardly surprising considering that the City Council is run jointly by Labour and the Greens.

The good doctor was randomly dragged from his house by Chanz Maximen, a gentleman of colour surprisingly , in 2019. Sooty then proceeded to stab him nine times, narrowly missing his heart by two centimetres, before leaving him bleeding in the street. His victim managed to drag himself back to his house and call the plod. However, Maximen returned and could be heard throwing himself against the door to try and get back in.

At the trial and in an astonishing act of lily-livered, bleeding-heart liberalism, Towler read out a witness impact statement saying: “I don’t think you owe me an apology”. He added: “I feel bad that I had this great freedom but you didn’t. I wondered if you had just made a mistake, albeit a big one, or been unlucky.” He has since elaborated by saying: “I got lucky, I’m living a quite normal life, a comfortable life. My immediate outlook is rather more comfortable than Chanz Maximen’s position.” There’s more of his unmitigated vomit inducing bollocks in the links.

If the doctor thinks this was one mistake, the up-his-own-arse cunt is badly mistaken. A few weeks later Maximen sliced Wojtek Rozmiarek across the face as he sat innocently and minding his own business on a bench while on his journey home from a night shift. The next night he followed 22-year-old Annabel Everitt home, knocked on her door and forced his way in with a knife. Police were called and when he was arrested he was found to be carrying two knives.

He was found guilty of attempted murder, GBH and three counts of possessing a bladed article and jailed for ‘life’ with a minimum term of 12 years. No doubt in a couple of years time he’ll be absconding from an open prison.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60430718
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60406983

Nominated by Cupid Stunt The First

Katie Price [14] Magic Money Tree?


Well here she is again, our own little national ray of sunshine. It’s Katie ‘Cut’ Price; back from her latest botox and facelift, and looking more than ever like one of those plastic sex dolls.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-looks-different-new-26255609

It’s very strange. We’re told that this ludicrous tart is bankrupt, and that she owes her creditors a shed load of cash. Yet she buys and wrecks expensive cars, narrowly avoiding going to prison in the process, indulges in very expensive ‘cosmetic’ procedures, and generally jets about the world having a good time.

How does she do it? I can only conclude that she’s got a magic money tree in the garden of her very expensive yet filthy house.

She is, in more ways than one, a real piece of work. Kim Kardashian minus the class. We’re so lucky to have her.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Lord of the Rings – The Rings of Power


What’s this about, why should we be concerned about shite like this?

Time to “woke up”, the early “teasers” allude to another “woke” hatchet job on a medieval/fantasy production.

Whether you or i like it or not, the subliminal brainwashing of modern TV production has been so fast & wide spreading (we’re talking 36+ months here as opposed to decades), has been a blitzkrieg that would put the 3rd Reich to shame.

The “message” is everywhere throughout advertising, TV & even making strong headway in the workplace- Women strong (men weak), identity politics & social injustice comes 1st, 2nd & last- everything else is an afterthought for little or no consideration. These fuckers’ don’t care if you have the capability or acting ability to fulfill the role just as long as the position if “filled” with the appropriate numbers.

So emboldened & bolstered by the lack of resistance & refusal to acknowledge the feedback or affect, these cunts are now asking themselves “we can apply this shit to anything”, so now we have sub Saharan African’s riding into battle on the battle fields of Agincourt, residing in residential stately noble homes (with titles to boot) in 15th century England & portrayed as 16th century English Queens, who gives a fact about the heritage & facts as long is it abides by current year identify politics.

This has now extended into decades old heritage and fiction, Black Elves & Dwarves, fuck what we know about the original lore, writing & setting, this now needs to be “inclusive & diverse”- which is fucking ironic really, because if we talking about inclusion we’re only really talking about one ethnicity here, as they’re the only cunts who are forever blaming every other cunts for their shortcomings.

Nominated by: Snow-White-Tears