https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10456065/Cyclists-accuse-drivers-ignorant-new-rules-tell-bikers-ride-middle-lanes.html

Well this is starting off well. I went out today 30/01 and all you can see is Lycra clad bellends riding like CUNTS in the middle of the road even when there are cyclepaths available for the cunts to use. Surely some fucking government muppets could have seen further than the end of their noses?

If there is a cycle path may I make a suggestion? USE THE FUCKING THING!!!!

Hopefully Jeremy Vine gets a shoeing off some Pat Boon in the VERY near future.

Nominated by CuntyMort

CuntyMort also fancied a second helping…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10470057/Campaigner-Video-car-nearly-hitting-girl-bike-PROVES-cyclists-middle-road.html

Sorry cunters it’s those fucking cyclists again. Whichever cockwomble who thought that the changes were a good idea is a huge cunt.
The dopy little sod in the link who was cycling along without a care in the world nearly gets topped by a Range Rover. The dopey tartlet can’t be arsed to wear a helmet. Like the Lycra twats around me who can’t use cycling lanes all need a thourough twatting with a baseball bat. Let alone fucking lights. CUNTS.

Fuglyucker also wanted a go…

https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/17551087/cyclist-angers-motorists-takes-selfie-on-the-road/

Whoever changed the rules for the highway code is a retarded cunt, these new rules are a completely brain dead idea, not only are they dangerous to the point where there are going to be death and carnage, it also allow cyclists to be even bigger cunts than they were before, see the cunt in this video.
The rules may make the cyclist feel safer from the traffic, but what they fail to grasp is by acting like this they are now alot more likely to come to harm from drivers.
They have gone from being at risk of an accident, usually caused by themselves, to being highly likely to become a victim of a serious assault or even worse, Mark my words cunters its going to be a regular occurance on the news, some dumbfuck cyclist with 2 black eyes looking miserable due to him fucking about in traffic and riling up the wrong person.
Personality I think when they behave like the above cunt cockwombles you deserve exactly what you get….

And then fancied seconds himself…

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1567000/highway-code-changes-cash-for-crash-dash-cam-exclusive
Well who could have possibly predicted these new highway code rules to give fuckwits right of way on foot against cars nomatter how retarded the situation has led to chaos on the roads, crash for cash scamming cunts have been given the green light literally, cunt cyclists riding 4 abreast at 7 miles a fucking hour, wankers walking up the fast lane of the M4.
Who were the cunts that dreamt up these new rules, was the cunt high at the time, did the cunt even turn up to the meeting or just sign off the paperwork without reading it.
Maybe the cunts responsible has some mental health issues, WTF were they thinking, even if they want to do away with cars, surely they could have thought up something better than this.
These cunts must be part of the younger generation who have had the part of the brain that uses common sense removed, or drank enough to make sure that part of the brain is dead….. Cunts one and all, I wonder how long its going to be and how many deaths until the inevitable U turn in the rules…

Lastly, a cycling tale from arfurbrain:

(Most) cyclists are cunts.

Well, we have all known that for years. However I was reminded today what a bunch of smug sanctimonious cunts they are. Let me explain; most ISaCers will have seen the updates to the Highway Code recently announced. They are of course idiotic but today I saw with my own eyes the natural result. To my mind the only place in the UK where one can reasonably use a bicycle as a form of transport rather than a child’s toy is Milton Keynes. This is because the town was designed from the start to accommodate the motor car. It has a network of excellent high speed roads which is complemented by an equally comprehensive system of cycle paths.

These paths are designed such that there is no necessity to enter the main roads at any point and this includes all major junctions and roundabouts. I have driven in Milton Keynes since its very early days in the late sixties and can’t remember ever seeing a bicycle on the major roads.

Until today that is.

This afternoon I drove across Milton Keynes and in a few hundred yards saw two of the cunts in their lycra gimp-suits pedalling along at 10-12 mph on roads with a 70 mph limit. What annoys me is that when they are spread over the tarmac like a Domino’s pizza the green lobby will try to pin the blame on the driver.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1560879/highway-code-changes-driving-laws-2022-cyclists-rules-mp-reaction

Yes! A real Cunting for this 500 year old or so company, for the way it treated some 1000 + of it’s loyal employees, running sub post offices, after the introduction of the I.T. system called Horizon. Build by the nip firm Fujitsu, it was pretty much right from the start showing signs of cash irregularities, in many branches where it had been installed. But I guess that was at the time deemed “impossible.”

So from a little time after it’s introduction in 1999, previously honest people, who had never ‘dipped the till,’ became thieves literally overnight. What made matters worse was that the Post Office had it’s own ‘police force,’ So it really was a case of judge, jury & executioner. They were not going to listen to anything either that went against the Horizon system. Some postmasters topped up the shortfalls with their own life savings. Custodial sentences were handed out.

Lives ruined & some committed suicide. The Post Office needs to be held accountable for this outrageous scandal, one of the worst in British history. Prison! Yes & that means right from the very top, with the cell keys thrown into an active volcano. I personally have my own reason why I fell very strongly about this. I just want to see justice for those that have been shit on.

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

So Amazon have dropped the BLM fund raising from its charity platform as 60M Dollars is unaccounted for. Anyone see that on the BBC or Sky or ITV ? No and you won’t as it doesn’t fit their agenda

When was the truth dropped from being the most important thing in the news ?

Cunts – on the bright ide, the amount of my money that was swindled from the charity was , err , Zero

BLM and Amazon No Longer Friends.
(Link provided by his Lordship, Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler)

Nominated by: Just a bloke