Those Bloody Fucking Annoying Huel Adverts

I do enjoy a bit of YouTube but as everyone knows their adverts are increasingly more and more irritating. Lately the Grammarly ads have eased off and instead I’m regularly punched in the head about some shite called ‘Huel’.

Huel say “You could save five hours a week by just replacing Monday to Friday lunches with Huel” and they say its ‘healthy’ and everything a body needs. Basically they’re flogging Meals Ready to Eat which you need because of your busy lifestyle.

Somebody on the Huel forum said of their Mac N Cheese “It tastes like mac and cheese that was made in a lab or something. Its just not edible in my opinion. ”

MREs are completely understandable in a survival or military operation situation not because of your busy lifestyle. Pathetic.

https://uk.huel.com/

Nominated by Cuntologist

PLC Britain


I’ve had enough of this bollocks. I’ve transferred all my pensions to PensionBee, which soon I’ll be transferring them back out because they were a private company managing others money and now they are PLC. This is all they deal with pensions. I want my pension to make profit not pay shareholders of shareholders. I want people to have a job and be happy considering all the fucking unions wreck them.

How can you have other people making money from people’s pensions other than the people who manage them? It’s the same as retail banks offering all sorts from customers deposits, if I want a loan that should be funded by fellow citizens or maybe a credit card. Which in turn makes interest. If I was to go bankrupt, I’d expect a public flogging. Albeit minor, not no raghead style.

Where people’s money is made is via commercial investments not from direct people… Jesus wept at this bollocks the regulator needs to have a word. It’s some sort of Piramind scheme again.

PS – if you want a busy bee stick Soros head on a fucking bee. He is busy screwing every fucker going.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Jamie Wallis M.P.


Ladies, Gentlemen and Don’t-Knows, please charge your glasses of Babycham and Iced Pansy water, to toast the latest MP to gather up his skirts to leap aboard the Tranny wagon, his frilly panties and black suspender belt flashing as he so goes.

This time it is roly-poly Conservative (!) MP Jamie Wallis who claims he was raped last year and blackmailed, because he is a member of the Eddie Izzard Appreciation Society – and to crown it all, he had a car accident and ran away (gathering his voluminous skirts around him, no doubt):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-60925885

The House of Commons will be a complete Goon show if this goes on.

Mrs. Shufflewick for Prime Minister (*)

(*) What you don’t remember “Workers Playtime”? It was only 1959.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

City of London Council


City of London council need to be nominated for forcing workers to take part in an equality and diversity board game called Equally Yours.
It costs the council, no doubt passed on to tax payers, over £12,000 for four sessions of this ‘game’, all of which must be overseen by a ‘facilitator’ who is probably a bearded soy boy or a blued haired harridan, who charges up to £1500 per day.
Each group of players must play for either two hours or an entire day.

This nom also includes AKD Solutions, who devised this piece of cuntery in the first place, It’s a good money making scheme for them, until / unless the council wakes up and tells them to fuck off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10653859/Council-chiefs-blew-12-000-taxpayers-cash-woke-board-games.html

Nominated by: mystic maven

Joe Biden [14]


Sleepy Joe Biden article :

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/599954-biden-says-he-was-not-calling-for-regime-change-in-russia

Sleepy Joe Biden… or is he the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz ?

“Putin must not remain in power !”
‘was the President of the United States calling for a regime change in Russia?’ asked the media
“ahem… no, er definately not” came the reply from the US state dept underling “when the President said Putin must go, he actually meant Putin must stay” – because we all think that’s a good idea, don’t we ! ! !

Why are the US and all the western leaders shit scared of Putin. They won’t say it, but we are being led towards a ceasefire being signed. Will Putin be ousted ?
Will he face war crimes charges in the hague ? No, he won’t – and we all know it.

The only armistace Putin will agree to, will include :-
He gets parts of the Ukraine he wanted all along ; All the sanctions are lifted ; Ukraine never joins Nato ; He get’s to have killed thousands in a war he started, faces no consequences, and he will still try to assinate Zelensky, meddle in the Ukraine Gov’t and do whatever he likes.

Sleppy Joe and the West “we are behind you Ukraine” .. several hundred miles behind you ….

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings