Rowan Atkinson

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There he is again the Cunt. The ultimate mug shot. Smirking at us whenever we try to nominate a Cunt. I know from personal experience that the Cunt does nothing for nothing and has trousered millions over the years out of a very meagre talent. Oh and what is that you may ask? The Cunt pulls faces. He monitizes mugging.

So how much is Admin paying for use of his self copyright? We leave that one hanging. Now worth approx £100 000 000 from TV and Film, principally the Mr Bean franchise, like shite hardened in the bowl no matter how strong you piss on it it will not shift. Go down on hands and knees and scrub away and it still will not shift. Thus Atkinson is always somewhere – crashing a plane or a super car, metamorphosing into an animated cartoon, always making money.

Mr Bean is about to appear on our screens totally miscast as Maigret for crissake. Given there is a strain of Froggie that looks like an over made up baboon (Charles Aznavour, Serge Gainsbourg, Nickolas Sarkozy et al) and a French soldier is universally known as a surrender monkey there may be some justifiable racial stereotyping going on here. But Atkinson as old bumbly voice rich as aged cognac (personally never touch the Froggie filth) Rupert Davies I say not so much as sacred bleu but sacrilege!! As to the portrayal of Maigret by Peter Ustinov I say nothing other than it has to be better than Bean’s.

https://youtu.be/7cDUfUSY3Hk

An Oxbridge golden penis ring via Newcastle the cunt once went out with my sister in law – but then she was an ugly cow as well.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1283479/Rowan-Atkinson-net-worth-maigret-salary

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Victoria Coren Mitchell

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Victoria Coren Mitchell is a cunt, isn’t she.

Intelligent, sexy, charming, funny, fair, modest, are all adjectives nobody would use to describe this tart.

Jimmy Carr does a gag about Hitler killing poîkeys and Coren defends him; a bloke on GB News makes a joke about that Iranian “journalist” and Coren wails like an amputee.

“Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is Iranian for ‘ungrateful’ ” said GB News’ Leo Kearse. Not a bad gag and something you could say regardless of whether the whingeing ex-prisoner was French, Norwegian, or Brazilian.

Not for this aloof bitch who called it ‘wayy-ciist’ and tediously banged on about it on social media. Coren, best known for her condescending voice, her dull gameshow, and chuckling about thickie Brexit-voters on Radio 4, visted Zaghari’s husband while he was on a hunger strike. Incredibly, he survived the terrible ordeal.

Yes, yes, she’s got an ample pair of tits but that doesn’t exonerate this spoilt bitch. She and her portentously dreary husband seem to be obsessed with GB News and its viewers. It’s almost as if the BBC creates these condescending, haughty, woke cunts in a laboratory.

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

DIY Car Park

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I think I have found the ultimate cunt, I really do, imagine opening your front door to find some scummy, tight fisted, fuckwit cunt has parked his car on your drive, so he can avoid airport car park costs, locked his car on your fucking drive and has then fucked off abroad, leaving his car on your drive, knowing legally there’s fuck all you can do about it.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/stranger-leaves-car-familys-driveway-26479255

How much of a cunt do you have to be to do this, I suppose the police will tell you it’s a civil matter and will cost a fortune to take the aforementioned cunt to court, and this cunt, mother fucker is quite happy that his car will be safe and sound until he deems fit to turn up and take it away, probably late at night to avoid the grilling from the house owner.

Sure mate I will look after your car while your away…. Not don’t phone the police,yet there would be an oil patch where it used to be, drag the fucker into the middle of the road on a trolley jack, wait for the ensuing gridlock and then phone the police to say there is a car abandoned into middle of the road causing mayhem and wait for the tow truck to arrive, to take the fucker away, or even go down to the local pikey camp and tell them you will happily look the other way while they Hiab it onto the back of their truck, never to be seen again.
Thers no fucking way I would let a cunt let wanker this park his fucking car on my drive and the fuck off to the airport with a big smile on his fucking funny face……. No way

Can you imagine fresh Pesh from Bangladesh having to knock on your door to enquire as to the whereabouts of his pride and joy, the cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Whoopi Goldberg [4]

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”Whoopi Goldberg demands apology from Royal Family for slavery”

Yes, this immensely talented and versatile actress has brought her considerable intellect to bear on the slave trade. A few hundred years ago.

Leaving aside the fact that, but for the slave trade:
a) She would be wallowing in an African shithole in poverty and probably dead by now.
b) It was her ancestors that supplied the slaves in the first place.
c) Slavery still exists in the land of her forebears.

What fucking difference does an apology make other than to inflate this stupid cunt’s ego and self importance?

And where the fuck did she get a Jewish name from?

She should stick to shite films and whatever the fuck her talk show does instead of trying to out virtue the appalling Oprah Winfrey.

MSN New Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Dead Pool [244]

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Blimey that was a quicky (If you will pardon the pun)

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the demise of the veteran Hollywood actor Nehemiah Persoff.Persoff died today aged 102 and starred in many Classic Films such as On The Waterfront , The Harder They Fall , Some Like it Hot , Yentyl and many more.Persoff was 102 and turned to painting in his later years following a stroke.

On to Deadpool 244

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)