Slug and snails, and…

Imagine my surprise when I read this.

https://www.countryliving.com/uk/homes-interiors/gardens/a39606324/slug-pellets-banned-uk/

Nothing in the press or on TV, just ” banned”. I thought it was an April Fool, but no, it’s really real.

Now, I’m not much of a gardener, benign neglect seems to work. I don’t bother them and they don’t bother me.

My front gardens lovely ( stop sniggering) but all I do is remove the cat shit and lop the twiggy bits off every so often. The back is mainly grass and a few pots which Sis sorts on her weekly visits, but the side return has a couple of plants, put there by my late partner, and a slug magnet.

If I can’t put the blue pellets down, what do I do? Advice on line is put a piece of cardboard down, slugs and snails go under it for shade, then lift it and dispose. How? And, who wants shitty bits of cardboard all over?

Maybe I should buy a flamethrower.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

”Banned transgender cyclist Emily Bridges claims she has been ‘demonised’

At last I hear you say. A fight back against the degenerates who are out to destroy women’s sport. The preverts of Stonewall are up in arms. What’s not to like?

MSN Link.

But wait: –

”Those plans have been thwarted by the Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI), which informed British Cycling that the Welsh athlete was not eligible to compete in the women’s category under its current guidelines due to the 21-year-old still being registered as a male with the world governing body for cycling.”

So this demonisation of a fucking degenerate is just a matter of paperwork. He says he is a woman (As you will see from the picture. Very convincing)) He has a year’s hormone treatment and hey presto, although he couldnt get anywhere as a male competitor, he will suddenly become a contender. Because he ‘says he is a woman’.

Until this lunacy is fucked off you can forget women’s sport as anything other than a freak show.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by: CuntyMort

Daily Fail Link.

Another rise in the blood pressure I’m afraid. This time for UK sport. These wankers are allowing freak Emily to compete against females. It’s about time these fuckers were brought to heel sharpish. Whats wrong with the trans cunts having their own events? That’s another nail in women’s sports. CUNTS

Bosses at League Two side Lincoln City have decided to stop playing the Dam Busters March theme tune from the 1955 film at home games and the sounding of an air raid siren when the team wins a corner because of the ongoing war in Ukraine.

A club bedwetter announced it wanted to “strike an appropriate balance between its heritage and being socially aware”.

If they had the team throwing out sieg heil salutes or goose stepping out the changing rooms they might have a point, the Dam Busters raid was about freedom and helping liberate Europe from tyranny of Nazism. I very much doubt some poor cunt sheltering in a basement in Mariupol really gives a shit.

Presumably knee bending to a violent career criminal who victimized his own community and grovelling to Marxist terrorists is still ok?

Woke Cunts 1 – Common Sense 0

ITV Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator