Forced Corporate Teambuilding [2]


Team building can be a useful corporate exercise, but only if it’s voluntary. Personally, I usually dislike most people (as most people are annoying cunts) and I’d rather spend my own time with the (very) few real pals I have and my family. Not with prats I can’t stand the sight of.

And certainly not while on some ‘fun’ paint-balling weekend in the Dales.

In my experience, these things are counterproductive. The weekend ones always have a ‘party’ evening involving booze. Invariably, some cunts end up having a massive drunken fall out (or full on punch-up, as witnessed on one occasion) and end up never speaking to each other again. That’ll help!

I don’t mind if they’re voluntary, but forcing staff to give up their own time to ‘bond’ with the p erv from accounts, or the mad stroppy tart from purchasing is fucking pointless.

For most, when work ends they want fuck all to do with the place until they go back. Including seeing anyone from the place

Bosses who force this shite on their employees are fucking cunts.

News24 Link.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Annoying Tunes


Annoying tunes stuck in your head.

What, like One Day At A Time by Lena Martell? That sort of annoying? – NA

I don’t even like the song, but for a few hours now I’ve had ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ stuck in my head.

I fucking hate it when you get a shitty tune in your head you just can’t get rid of.

People who then pass these tunes into the heads of others by telling them about it are even bigger cunts, of course 😉

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Door2Door Taxis – Chesterfield

Door2Door taxis in Chesterfield are due a cunting.

Due to a cancelled train causing me to miss my moving-in appointment (I’m now doing so at 4pm on Monday 4th) I’ve had to stay with a cousin in Chesterfield over the weekend.

After returning to Chesterfield from Sheffield (where I’d been visiting my grandparents for my nan’s birthday) I got a taxi back to my cousin’s place from the station.

All was going well, until we reached the destination. As I had the exact change on me, I opted to pay with that as opposed to a £10 note, and upon doing this the driver not only complained that I was ‘wasting his time’, but also told me to fuck off when I told him to be more polite.

And, judging by other reviews online, such horror stories aren’t exactly uncommon.

A truly awful company full of a truly rotten shower of cunts.

Door2Door Taxi Link

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Sir Keir Starmer (18) Pride before a Fall

A mammoth cunting for wanabee PM and his “lady” deputy , Keir Starmer for going in the Pride Mince yesterday (July 2nd) sporting glitter round his eyes:

BBC News Link

This pathetic graceless pudding of a man pretends to be the friend of every minority – black, tranny, bulldyke or poofter, so desperate is he to get the top job. I hope Rayner kept her legs closed for once.

The party of bum fun, men dressed up as wimminz, women dressed up like men – Christ knows what this country would become within weeks of this freak attaining high office.

He could just have sniffed a pair of Chris Bryant’s underpants, but no where there is a camera there is Kweer performing, and the skidmarks on Bryants keks might not have been as photogenic.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Edward Lord

A teaching assistant raised concerns about the tranny indoctrination in our schools. She was promptly fired for having ‘transphobic’ views akin to a ‘nazi’. Her own child is being indoctrinated with this shit and as a Christian and a mother, she is uncomfortable with such views. Fair enough I say. She shouldn’t have to force this crap on kids. Isn’t compelled speech illegal too?

She’s going to an employment tribunal and the judge will have an advisor on the panel.

Who is it? Some chap named Edward Lord who uses the pronouns ‘they/them’. Yup, he’s a politician of sorts, but also a trans rights activist.

Lawyers for the teaching assistant and members of the public, have obviously expressed concern that this appointment is unfair and will lead to an unfair trial.

Has Mr Lord agreed to step down in the spirit of fair play?

Has he fuck!

And we thought the Chauvin trial was a crocodile court stitch up!

Get to fuck!

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks