Isn’t Boris, well…just a little bit of a cunt ?
“Pretty” Patel wanted to limit / ban incoming flights from virus-affected areas; Boris, he say no, because he worries people might be upset…
Ex Met and Square Mile police chief suggests baton rounds, tasers, and possibly something stronger; he says he found videos of the Indian police beating people with sticks quite interesting (I thought they did that all the time, but there you go…).
This is a major health issue, whichever way you look at it; we ALL know there are vermin out there who will stop at nothing; so, occasionally, if some scratter gets offed, well the cuntry is pretty overpoulated.
Boris is in danger of straying into Joyce Grenfell territory: “George, DON’T do that !”
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
Hey – first celeb to die of corona virus
Who? Had a hit with song ‘Lean me up against the jukebox when i die’
He looks like the guy from Scrapheap Challenge
What! Joe Diffie is now a stiffy?
Try telling my (blind and c.10yr old) rescue Patterdale about a lockdown. Not fucking having it. Like a fucking coiled spring every time I rattle his lead. And even more of a miserable northern cunt than our very own MNC. Would offer any other cunt dog out, drop of a hat, blind or not. Neutered by the Dogs Trust before being bought by me, never seen a dog with such huge (non- existent) balls, the lovable idiot he is. Man’s best friend, never a truer phrase spoken, keeping me sane at the mo. even though the black cunt cost me £1200 in vets fees for his eye ops. “World’s most expensive rescue dog”. Wouldn’t change him for the world, though.
Evening, Le Mis. hope you’re bearing up, and all ISaCers. We’ll get through this huge cuntageness, one way or t’other.
BTW – seems I couldn’t reply to your correct Monty quote £5 claim (it’s in the post, promise). Went to same school as Withnail and Monty, posh silver-spoon cunt(er) that I am.
About £7,000 so far of which £3000 was collateral damage, with a further £280 on vets and staples after some cunty terrier took a lump out of it’s shoulder because it is a little darling and does not need to be on a lead, Should have let mine kill it.
Evening FC, its a fine film isnt it?
Must be one of the most quoted?
Dogs are definitely our best friends, My Akita seems puzzled by how quiet the streets are and keeps going to my van,
Trying to get us to go to the peak district,
By 3weeks she’ll just take my keys an drive herself.
You take care of you and yours, we are the bulldog breed an can take anything the yellow peril throw at us!!🇬🇧🇬🇧👍
Too fuckin’ right, my man. Made from strong genes, take more than some Chinky flu to drop us.
Must make a trip to Blue John/Peak District when all this shit is a distant bizarre memory. Went to prep school in Bakewell (‘78-83) , ginger lad there reckoned his dad owned the BJ mine. Fuck me, you couldn’t afford the house prices there now though, eh? You seen them? Used to hate driving the 2 hours from Shropshire going back to school, now I’d bite your hand off to have a slice of it! Fuck Yorkshire (born in Red rose country) Peak District every day!
Was at Blue John on the 23rd walking dog on windy knoll, then into Castleton down winnats pass.
Next day in news showing “irresponsible people” ignoring lock down..windy knoll😁
L9ve the peak district thats the worst bit to this, not walking in the hills.
Go a lot,bit pricey the houses though.
Was looking at moving to Buxton but on hold now.
Live in a beautiful country dont we mate?👍
One good thing about getting old is that time goes by incredibly quickly. Feels like a year passes in just a few weeks. Which means Trump may be right and this Coronavirus stuff will be over by Easter.
Your bloody loving this arent you Ruff?
Made absolutely no impact on you at all, maybe didnt have your usual marmalade in the home delivery.
Im like a caged tiger, pacing up an down,
Worked on my van
Built/fitted fence panels
Tidied up garden
Made a birdbox
Shaped the ivy in garden
Walked the dog into a coma.
Im not made to be cooped up!
Im a outdoorsman!
Sorry Miserable, don’t mean to make you feel bad. I’m not loving it any more than usual, honest.
Just had three thick slices of toast and marmalade, scrummy. Having some ice cream next.
Don’t know what else I can say to make you feel better, except I usually feel pretty depressed, my nails have stopped growing and are brittle – one nail is even receding! And my hair is falling out (save having it cut) and I sleep poorly if that’s any help?
I’d make an appointment with your GP if your nails are getting out of hand Ruff one.
Bertie @ 10.27 Really? Doubt I could get an appointment this side of Christmas if I tried. Do you think it’s serious? Now you’ve got me worried…
Joke!! Nails -out of hand!
No, I’m afraid both are a sign of ageing. I’d only be concerned if your nails show any signs of changing colour.
Thats the spirit Ruff!👍
Hehhee, naw, actually coping ok, dont want you miserable too, or any cunters!
When i was younger read a fair bit of John Steinbeck, liked the picture he painted of 30s depression era America.
When this is over we can experience it ourselves!
“Brother can you spare a dime?”
Funny you should mention that Miserable. I re-read The Grapes of Wrath only 6 months ago – fan-fucking-tastic! Couldn’t get enough of Steinbeck when I was a teenager.
Steinbeck Kerouac an ken kesey were writers i liked when younger.
Now its just “green eggs an ham” dr suess an ‘mein kampf’.
Dont read dr suess.
I wonder, is marmalade pronounced mah-mah-laid, or mah-mah-lahd?
“laid” Spoons. Definitely “laid”.
ah … yes …. i remember it well …..
Made record time on the bike today – no traffic, excellent!
And off to the nature reserve for a walk before bed – this formerly utterly deserted place has now become a daytime magnet for Toby, Jocasta and their two perfect little soy baby daahlings to jog and cycle round in droves, and they all drive there to do it!
Wonder if Stephen Kinnock (AKA The weedy Welsh wankstain) got slapped with a £60 fine for breaking lockdown legislation to visit his Father? (AKA the senior weedy Welsh wankstain) No, I don’t think so either – although from my experience of that chiselling self serving little scratter he would probably claim it on expenses!
All in this together eh? All animals are equal, but some appear more equal than others..
A good time to start a new hobby Miserable. Learn Pashtu, knit the worlds biggest cardigan or mow rude words into your lawn.
When I worked nightshifts LL the pakistani blokes taught me some swear words,
They were from a mountain region of pakistan meant to be beautiful, wonder if thats pashtu?
Only remember “gandhu”=gay boy.
They were odd culturally,
Giggle like little kids at swearing, they hated the Africans, and the Africans hated them.
International language, racism.😉
Shishi – chicken, learned that one to wind up a big peaceful b*stard who wouldn’t fight me!
Check out “The Iceman” on film 4 tonight MNC – it’s a true story about a seriously scary guy called Richard Kuklinsky, psychopath and Mafia hitter with some “interesting” methods and techniques!
I’ll give it a go, heard about him, icepick?
Family man to all observers.
Saw some docümentary about him.
I read the (poorly written IMO) book VF, interesting use of flares, rock salt and ligatures.
off topic but i’m watching the new BBC1 Drama ‘The Nest’. FFS for about the 5th BBC drama in a row there is what? a MIXED RACE COUPLE. why why why? just give it a fuckin rest. we don’t care but for some reason it seems very important to you. same with the fuckin ads.
You could run a fucking reactor on the vapour from my piss with this mixed-race couple bullshit. I am fucking sick of it and will NOT watch anything with it in, difficult, and will not buy/use a product with it in an advert.
Hard work to avoid these days DCI – it will be a joyful day when I storm to power and stop all this nonsense!
incidentally what a fuckin house!
I was in Aberdeen during the typhoid outbreak in 1964. 400 cases and 3 deaths. Population about 50,000 then.. Was the best summer ever as a kid,brillant hot summer,out all the time as school closed. No self isolation or shit. Just wash all the time. Not saying its anythin like chinese flu of now just an observation from then.
A spokesman for the German health ministry has confirmed that they only became aware that the virus had reached Germany when towels were spotted on hospital beds….
feeling a bit low? can i recommend PG Wodehouse. I’ve downloaded ‘ The Inimitable Jeeves’ . it is literally laugh out loud funny. the mans a genius.. really cheered me up 99p on Kindle.
will this do?
Two fish in a tank – one says to the other “who’s driving this home then”?
Aaargh, stop throwing those coats at me!
Two nuns in the bath
Nun one : where’s the soap?
Nun two: yes it does
Back on track. Boris is a cunt. He’s our cunt. Every fucker has differing opinions on what to do. Sweden is doing the herd version, Germany seems to be doing ok with their version. Who fucking knows? The Chinese are lying cunts. A million dead is my guess.
Keep safe you degenerate cunts.
I get the staying home from Mon-Fri thing but surely it’s okay to go about your business as usual on Saturdays and Sundays if you’ve got a weekend immune system….
Nice one JR!
Bertie, don’t you mean Tim Vine? 😀
Not sure if this has been mentioned but anyone have Julie Felix in the Deadpool.? Not seen anything about in the news but she’s sung her last folk song.
Is it time for regime change in China? Huge job but maybe in the end it will have to done. Why?
Raging Capitalism bringing enormous wealth ruled over by an Authoritarian Communist government with expansionist plans.
We all think ‘Socialism is dead’. But It is not. They still have the ‘Marxist mindset’. They still believe in. It And remember it was and still is the duty of every good communist to spread the word. And as we know more often than not by force of arms.
As I say if you were to look at Shanghai skyline you would think that is a typical modern capitalist city. But the people working therein are working yes for themselves but more importantly for the country. And that means the Communist Party for most Chinese.
The Communist Party has ruled China since the 1930s and even though millions were killed in the Cultural Revolution it is still reigns absolutely supreme to this day.. That shows you how impenetrable the Communist fortress is.
We can increasingly see the CCP will stop at nothing to make sure they have the resources to keep building their economy. I believe that will Include conquest soon.
It is the last great Communist state and needs like Carthage of old to be destroyed. The communist government/apparatus I mean.
Communism killed millions in the last century. It may take a few more million to finally kill it in this.
Random one – are Politicians taking a pay cut on their £80,000 a Year? – we’re all in this together after all..
Carthago delenda est – I think, from hazy memory.
Bravo….slow clap from the guy in the shadows at the back of the room……