Telltale Window-Twitching Twats

A curtain-twitching “Mr Grimsdale, Mr Grimsdale” cunting for the nosy, interferring, stool-pigeon- (ahchachacha)- like cunts who are already ‘phoning the police to report breaches of a hosepipe ban that’s not even in fucking force!

Devon and Cornwall constabulary have taken over one thousand calls from the aforementioned cunts. I’ll bet they’re part of those Community Speed Watch fuckers, too.

Fuck off and die, you miserable, petty, finger-wagging, dull fucking Spawn of Beelzebub.

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

Striking Barristers

I swear by Almighty God that the biggest cunts of this week, are the bewigged buffoons holding up their strike posters, looking for all the world like hoity-toity Mick Lynch’s:

BBC News Link

The greedy, slimy, two-faced bastards are on a fair whack already. Like the dockers they can actually afford to go on strike for long periods of time.

If their job, bowing and scraping to elderly judges and their “learned friends” and acting is too much for them, I am sure the local councils in the leafy areas of the Home Counties they live in, have plenty of vacancies for lavatory attendants. After a time they might even given them a broom and a bucket, to save their soft hands.

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

(They “only” want a 25% pay rise courtesy of the Taxpayer – Day Admin)

Domestic Energy Crisis, Travellers (6) & British Gas (5)

First off….Boris Johnson has said that Putin is to blame for increasing costs….

Guardian News Link

So,nothing to do with Johnson’s own ridiculous “green” agenda of relying on fucking windmills and unicorn farts plus the fact that successive governments’ have buried their heads in the sand and failed to act even when it was obvious that closing the coal mines, banning fracking, a discouraging nuclear energy policy, the end of North Sea Oil, etc might cause a couple of hiccups on our way to the new Greta-approved Green Utopia.

Second….
People whinging about heating costs.

Most people have been spoiled and seem unable to use their common sense…not so much the Old Farts who will pull on a sweater etc…but those Cunts who think that having heating blasting all the time is a God-given right and necessity..it fucking well isn’t.

I grew up in a (vast) old house without central-heating that was damp and draughty…did me no harm, in fact,I believe it did me good…very rarely get any illness unlike these soft shites who spend their time sitting in their shitty sealed boxes with the heating continually blasting while they sit staring at Netflicks and their phone/computer screens…the sickly Cunts should get off their (probably veggie) arses, wrap their pasty,sickly,benefit-sponging brats up in a decent coat and get physically moving..go for a walk,get the blood pumping.

I see Truss has said that she might make more help available for the poor during this “crisis”….fucking typical….the benefit-sponges will again be able to take no responsibility and just expect the taxpayer to foot the bill while they order their fucking Deliveroos and play their video games.

Fuck them all to Hell.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler..Mayor of Simpleton

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And on a slightly different tangent there’s this from Jeezum Priest

Poor rich people.
Makes your heart bleed, doesn’t it?

Sky News Link

Well, as a pensioner on a fixed income, you’ll forgive me if I don’t have a load of sympathy.
“£45k”.
I should be so lucky.


and on the subject of energy suppliers there’s this from Kyliefancunt

I would like to nominate British Gas et al for the greedy cunts they are.

Today I received an email to say that they can offer a fixed 1 year deal on my electric. Currently I am paying around 26p per unit. With the price cap in October the price will be 51p per unit. I checked the unit price of the fixed deal and it’s a whopping 77p per unit.

What utter rip off and sadly people who think this is a good deal will go with the fixed deal without reading the small print. They even charge a £100 exit fee. I really want to cancel my direct debit and go tell them to go fuck themselves or even better why don’t they stick there heads in the oven with the gas on full.

Sadly I’m sure most will continue to pay as they know how easy people can be manipulated with Covid and the lockdowns. But I really hope for some kind of protest like the poll tax.

Looks like I will have to make savings. Oh well I suppose won’t be able to play my Kylie records as much.

British Gas Link


And spare a thought for minority groups like the Travellers, courtesy of Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A national tragedy.

”Gypsies and Travellers fear missing out on energy bills support”

Brought to you by the Guardian whose contributors all live next to pikey sites.

Yes, these god fearing. tax paying, non fly tipping, much maligned good people may not get the government support for which they have never paid into.

Please join me in leaving assorted wrecked fridges, cars. vans and shit outside council and government offices.
It’s a fucking disgrace.

MSN News Link

Natasha Crown – Attention-Seeking Arse

(I don’t know what’s most disturbing – her arse or her “thousands” of arsehole followers – Day Admin)

Early morning horn, anyone?
Jeez, if this doesn’t put you off your cornflakes, what will?
Why do these ludicrous people do this shit, and then brag about it, ffs?
That’s a serious question.
Have they some kind of mental issues, or are they just attention seeking idiots, 15 minutes of fame type of shit?

Daily Star News Link

Really can’t get my head round this. (Circumnavigate more like – DA)

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Dead Pool [258]

Congratulations to Obersturmbannfuhrer Von Stink Finger who correctly predicted the very sad demise of broadcaster Bill Turnbull best known for presenting BBC Breakfast for many years.Turnbull died yesterday aged 66 after a long battle with prostate cancer.Having met him in person I can say hand on heart he was a true gentleman.R.I.P Bill

On to Deadpool 258

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Ots furst come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someones nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded according to order of reporting not necessarily order of death.