The Donmar Warehouse theatre for its preachy sanctimonious new piece of bullshit where a group of adults are held to account by a bunch of young holier than thou cunts, over climate change.
Naturally all of these young cunts are scientifically qualified to give us lectures, they learnt everything they know from St Greta Thundercunt.
No doubt the Guardianistas and metro cunts of North London and Brighton will cream their collective kecks over it.
Nominated by: mystic maven
”Nearly half of Black people believe hair discrimination has increased in recent years”
Yes, even hair is at it in this racist hellhole that is modern Britain.
This from a completely unbiased survey from hairbrush brand ‘Tangle Teaser’.
”Hairbrush brand Tangle Teaser has found that 46% of people surveyed with 3C-4C hair believe unjust judgement has increased when they wear their hair naturally”
Now I dont have a fucking clue what 3C-4C hair is but I am willing to believe that these problems are racist.
Why oh why are we such racist cunts? Did Rosa Parks skip paying her bus fare for nothing? Did Magna Carta die in vain? (T Hancock, sometime in the 50s)
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Despite a pending recession, runaway inflation, a deepening cost-of-living crisis and energy bills due to rise by another 70% in October, it is rather surprising that 11 PL clubs have taken it upon themselves to drive up the cost of season tickets for the 2022/23 season – with lowly Fulham being the most expensive offender!
Fair play to around 8 clubs, such as Liverpool, Man U and Spurs (even though the Spuds sell the most expensive season ticket of all at just over 2 grand!). These clubs froze prices for this season, which is something Liverpool and Man U have done for successive years.
I don’t know if those clubs that raised prices by more than the current rate of inflation are taking the piss, but the biggest mugs will be the fans who will not only have to put up with a load of woke bollocks on the pitch, but face an expensive season ticket, plus the cost of refreshments, travel and merchandise.
It would be nice if fans said “enough is enough” and told their clubs to do one. But I very much doubt it especially since more people are going to PL games than ever before!
Nominated by: Technocunt
We’ve all seen the end of meritocracy in most professions. Even the armed forces. However, it seemed that thankfully, the airline industry wouldn’t go down this path, for obvious reasons. Pilots need to be pretty much perfect, with IQs through the roof.
If you’re up at 37,000 feet and all the engines fail, there is a good chance you can survive, albeit with a probable heavy landing, unless in the middle of the Pacific. But you need to react quickly, work out how far the nearest possible airport or landing spot is and the calculations needed for pitch, airspeed and approach. Where can you dump any fuel before landing (to avoid a huge fireball if you land too heavily?) All of this needs to done in minutes. High IQ, calmness under extreme pressure and great mathematical skills.
On top of that, in an emergency, can you (in seconds) work out and correct the issue? Can you land in poor weather conditions?
Well fuck all that.
Let’s shoehorn dark keys in and take our chances now. Diversity, innit?
By the way, if standards are the same then all’s good. However, I don’t think they’ll like seeing 90% of dark keys failing the tests, so I have my doubts.
One place you should not fuck about is up there.
Fantasy Wings?
Fucking perfect name.
“Cabin Crew, prepare to hit the ground like a fucking dart!”
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
(RIP Little One – Day Admin)
Whichever cunt killed this defenceless 9-year-old girl is as big a cunt as it is possible to be.
Whoever it was, he was having an argument with another cunt and for some unknown reason they ran into a house where there was a woman and a young girl. Now most people at this point might think it was a bad idea to go firing a gun. Not this cunt.
Their pathetic little squabble was so important to them that the cunt with the gun fired “indiscriminately” according to the police, killing the child and hitting the mother in the wrist.
The police have caught the other cunt – the one the killer was trying to target – but not the cunt who actually killed the girl. Apparently he might already have fled abroad so there’s a real danger he’ll get away with it. If he’s ever caught, both men should be paraded through the streets so we can all tell them what absolutely despicable cunts we think they are.
Nominated by: DoYouThinkIMeantCountryMatters
(But remember: White Lives Don’t Matter – Day Admin)