The New Russian Army

Right, I am going to nominate the “New Russian Army”,

Nope not the Kremlin’s official one, but the ultra nationalist terrorist group, who may or may not have blown up some bint in Moscow.

Now the grounds for my nomination is simple.

They have a fucking silly name! Google the NRA and you get a bunch of fat yanks waving guns about, try and be clever and Google New Russian Army and yet get photos of a drunk bloke sitting in someones house eating their dog.

So top tip, if you intend to form a terrorist organisation, fuck sake give a bit of thought to your name or initials otherwise your search for infamy will be a bloody hard slog.

( By the way, my intel says the explosion was caused by a leaking fuel tank and a discarded fag but)

Nominated by lord benny (not quite deceased, but close)

McEnrichment


A ‘flashmob’ (which appears to mean loads of dark skinned types) turned up at a McDonald’s to rob the food and pop and abuse staff and customers.

Where was this?

South Africa?

Nope.

Kingston, Jamaica?

No.

It was Nottingham, here in Blighty.

Diversity is our strength. Well it seems to be the case for those involved, as according to the article, no cunt has yet been arrested.

Mind you, if a honky had said ‘white lives matter’ during the rampage, his feet wouldn’t have touched the fucking ground.

And well done MSM on more or less ignoring this story. Fucking shithouses.

Breitbart.com Link.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Rap (3)

Rap and it’s exponents.

Firstly we get this:

”A lot of us are not originally from the UK – we’re second- [or] third-generation immigrants,” says rapper Konan”

Not originally from the UK? Second, 3rd generation? Well I’m second generation Irish/Welsh that makes me ‘originally from the UK’ Fucking gibberish.

Then there’s:-

“African blood but British born. Which one am I? British if I win at sport, African when committing a crime.”

No, just carrying a fucking great chip.

Some cunt called Shaybo says:-

“In England, people come from so many different places, and so many different walks of life,” she says. “For example, I come from south London, and London itself is just very diverse, and we embrace so many different cultures.”

No you fucking dont. You come from a monoculture of violence, irresponsibility and crime. All of your own making.

Topped off with this from some staggeringly talented non musician called Konan:-

“We’re just becoming really proud of where we’re from, and how influential we’ve become. It’s really important to showcase your identity and being British – this is awesome and this is who we are.”

From drug, stabbing and crime centres across the UK cities. Really something to be proud of and to perpetuate in the drivel they rap.

Chiggun

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Albanians


Albanians.

Albania, sitting like a skid mark on the edge of Europe is sending us in the UK their finest. Thousands of the dinghy riders that have arrived already this year including about 60% of the 1300 cunts who made it here on Monday 22nd are from this cunthole.

Telegraph Link

The Pakis of Europe. No cunt wants them. Here to enrich us all with sex trafficking, people smuggling and drugs. Mostly young men with no criminal record (not that it would matter) sent by Albania based crime lords to set up business in Blighty. Not the poor women and children fleeing Middle Eastern shitholes and poverty stricken Africa the fart sniffers at the Guardian and BBC would have you believe.

The real blame of course lies with our useless bastard politicians who will never have to deal with these parasites once they have abscond from their 4* hotels and disappear into the criminal underworld, unless of course its to buy half a gram of coke to snort off some Romanian slappers tits at a room in the Brent Cross Holiday Inn.

Norman Wisdom films were shown during the dark days of Communist dictatorship and he visited the country where he was treated like a hero. Now the joke is well and truly on us.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Captain Magnanimous isn’t too pleased with these cunts either

Albanians are cunts, aren’t they.
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Border Force: Why are you seeking asylum?
Albanian Drug-Dealer: My country no money. I no money. Also, being safety.
Border Force: That’s an invalid reason.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Ees dangerous. Too many violence. Plenty shooting.
Border Force: Albania is not at war
Albanian Drug-Dealer: I running terror.
Border Force: Albania is a NATO country
Albanian Drug-Dealer: No, erm….I from Kosova. Escape war. Serbia. Gun gun.
Border Force: That war finished 25 years ago.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Please. Long journey. Go in Montenegro, then Bosnia, in Croatia, Slovenia, Austria, Germany, then France.
Border Force: Why have you turned your nose up at seven safe countrres?
Albanian Drug-Dealer: No have good hotel like UK. No have free food and money and laptop. Me want hotel dressing robe and svimming pool.
Border Force: I’m sorry. This is a fraudulent application. Take him to the detention centre at Heathrow.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Waiting one minute. (Clears throat) I would like to claim asylum because I have been trafficked here against my will for the express purpose of being forced to work in a black market job and therefore I appeal under the Modern Day Slavery Act for protection.
Border Force: Ahh, well in that case step right this way. What size hotel dressing gown would you like?

Piranha Web Design

Piranha is a rip-off website design company based in Gibraltar.

Want a copied free template site rebranded with your logo for a hefty price-tag? Want a site built on their own platform so that you can never export the code you’ve paid for? Want to deal with a web company that doesn’t even understand DNS? Want them to host your site on the cheapest bandwidth-throttled budget servers imaginable but get charged for premium services?

Want a web company that doesn’t know about SEO? Want to get tied into contracts you can’t escape from? Want the hard sell from a slimy Managing Director? Want invoices before the job is completed? Want to have your domain and your code held hostage if you don’t keep shovelling money down their greedy throats? Want to go wildly over budget and under delivered? Want to be crushed by one of the worst business decisions you’ll ever make?

Want to start a project with a company you’ll quickly end up hating and resenting?

Then Piranha Design Group, Gibraltar, is the company you’re looking for. Enjoy.

Nominated by: Piranha Screwed Us With No Lube