Virgin Atlantic [4]

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Men in skirts (even the pilots)
Mandatory inclusivity training
Pronoun badges
Visible tattoos
Seriously, who the fuck wants to step onto an airborne freak show flown by Lily Fucking Savage? It’s a sexual deviant’s wet dream.
If the bearded onanist wants to get me on one of his planes he’ll need to get rid of all this shit, return to Blighty and pay some fucking tax, the faux hippy cunt.

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/virgin-atlantic-gender-policy-361026

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

58 thoughts on “Virgin Atlantic [4]”

  1. A suggested rebrand from Virgin to AIDS Airways.

    Featuring the only aircraft to have a poop deck.

  2. So basically, no Muslims will ever fly Virgin airlines again? Muslims love virgins, too – that’s the prize in Paradise!

    Honestly, it’s like companies want to have no customers these days. Companies are ran on the most idiotic fucking principles now. Coca-Cola should put a gaping anus with cum oozing out of it on their cans, see how the numbers crunch that year.

    • Coca Cola even treat their own employees like shite. They give their workers orders…. sorry… ‘advice’ on how to be ‘less white’.🙄

      I popped into McDonald’s near Piccadilly Gardens last week, and all the staff were black. I don’t know if that was down to diversity, or the lack of IQ needed for the job…🤣

  3. Back in 2013 after a bottle of wine, ok 2 at least, I convinced my nearest and dearest that we should go to Las Vegas, as a let’s go and see what that place is all about/bucket list kind of thing. I booked a trip for us all and to fly with VA.

    Jolly nice flight out and of course we made it safely back in one piece. Only one thing to note, the bloody breakfast on the plane on the way back, about 7am, was a muffin, a breakfast bar and some other biscuit and a ‘glass’ of orange flavoured liquid in a plastic cup and your choice of tea and coffee. Anyway. where were my bleeding eggs and bacon at that time of the morning, as was usual in those times having endured a long-haul flight?! No eggs and bacon, just pre-wrapped carby crap served on a tray! Eh?!!!

    That VA flight on the way back with their ‘fuck you’ packet breakfast of carbs put me right off going anywhere with them or anywhere with anyone again. I haven’t left the country since then; maybe that’ll do my future social credit score the world of good.

    Anyway, what part of VA’s latest adverts were reaching out to me, telling me of in-flight comfort and entertainment, delicious food and safety and the places I could go with them? Nothing. Nada. The latest advert just tells us that staff can turn up wearing whatever makes them feel like them, nothing for me, the potential customer. Has there ever been an advert for a product that tells you nothing about the product and all about staff morale until this one? Utterly ridiculous airline and they can shove their packet breakfasts up their arses.

  4. Last time I flew with Virgin it was like a flying council estate! The thick cunt trolley dolly’s we’re handing out free alcohol like it was going out of sell by date, which led to more than a few ‘pagga’s to ensue. The pilot was about to land and have the drunken cunts escorted off in Newfoundland! It’s back to Qatar Air for me 👍

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