As ever Admin my dismal IT skills prevent me providing a link but on my return from a splendid autumnal ride on my motorcycle I found Lady Guzzi laughing out loud at a story on the Apple News website.

Mark Lloyd CBE of the Local Government Association has banned a whole range of words which he finds to be inappropriate and unacceptable.’ Mum’ and ‘Dad’ feature in this list; the correct term is ‘Birthing Parent’.

One only has to think about this for a couple of seconds to realise that an adopted child will be stigmatised by their peers by being unable to use this term. Even worse will be the child who is a test tube baby due to the husband of his female birthing partner being infertile.

I would ask the more erudite members of IsAC to offer their solutions to this seemingly intractable situation.
(I’m sure the cunters could come up with some alternative interpretations of CBE – NA)

Birmingham Mail Link. (Link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble)

Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface

I sort of second this nom but far from me putting a dampener on a richly deserved cunting this middle class, massively over remunerated twerp actually hasn’t banned any words or phrases.

However the expert Non Job Shit Cunt has produced at I’m guessing massive expense a document which issues ‘advice’ to Councils on how the use of language in a dynamic society could leave the terminally offended, offended.

However this pencil necked no mark hand ringing nimby shit cunt deserves a cunting firstly for stealing my oxygen and secondly for being so self important that he has no shame or self awareness that he thinks can produce a ‘guide’ (which will become gospel) to tell the rest of us how to speak.

And without any hint of Irony.

There’s been many attempts at this type of ‘policy’, I think a chap called Adolf once tried it and that didn’t end well but it’s ok because he was a fascist.

Wilfred Emmanuel Jones – a black farmer ‘fighting to change the white face of agriculture’

Another ‘poor me’ self-pitying, race baiting piece of drivel, where it’s alleged that black people are somehow barred from living in the countryside.
His cuntery is adequately described in the article, enjoy.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: mystic maven

A major cunting for the police. Well not the guys on the ground, but the chief cunts who decide and implement policy.

Apparently, to improve public relations the police are now going to be ‘told’ to attend every burglary.

Now, this is like a doctor being told they will have to try and ‘cure’ every patient- rather than letting a few just wither away by not bothering to see them, or a paramedic thinking ‘I can’t be arsed to go all over town at this time of night to help some cunt who’s been stabbed’

…and THEN announcing an ‘initiative’ whereby you inform your ‘customers’ you are going to start doing the job you used to do, and indeed a job that you should have been doing all along.

And we are supposed to fall for it. We are fucking idiots to have allowed it get to the point we should be impressed that the police should actually turn up to a crime scene.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

A full-on cunting for this group of filthy unwashed, students and JSA middle class pultroons who are gluing themselves to roads, holding up traffic including fire engines and ambulances, and now, in addition to showing how childish they are, prove themselves to be a bunch of philistines, by damaging Van Goughs’s beautiful Sunflower painting:

Express News Link

It angers me that the police just watch them carring on like this – the protestors have been at it for two weeks now – comparatively few arrests. I doubt the scums benefits is stopped. If Khan hadn’t sold off those water canon Boris bought it could have all been wrapped up in a few days, as it is, they all ought to be rounded up stuck in cells and rmin there till they appear before stern magistrates who will jail them.

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

And supported by: The Cuntfinder general

You beat me to it with this cunting.

Where to start with this bunch of bourgeois entitled cunts…… give me fucking strength…..they all look the same, dress the same, have the same incredibly punchable expressions, spout the same alarmist horse shit and share names akin to a fucking Lacrosse team. I can not begin to describe how badly I would lose my shit if these attention seeking hypocritical gobshites were to ever inconvenience me. These Cressidas, Farquars, Bluebells etc etc stir in me feelings of such ultra violence that even now I’m struggling to not go bat shit and mash up everything in my immediate vicinity.

The irony is completely fucking lost on them, these mostly privileged and privately educated pricks have enjoyed the most unsustainable lives yet now decide they want to deny every body else the chance to enjoy themselves. They suggested banning cheap short haul flights to save the planet!!!! Who the fuck do you think uses these shitty services mostly??? Its your binmen, tyre fitters, nurses, postmen etc etc ……. see a pattern emerging yet you cunts? Nope, didn’t think so. I’m alright pull the ladder up Jack

Whether its Just stop oil, Insulate Britain, XR or any other manifestation of misguided Marxist cunts hellbent on taking us back to year zero, I hate them all equally. The best thing they can do to save the planet is walk to the nearest biodigester and drown themselves in it. Utter cunts.

(Premier League’s Richest Owners 2022- Day Admin)

Just when you think Premier League cant get any more despicable:

”Eight of the 20 Premier League clubs are being urged to ensure they pay the real living wage to all their staff.”

And:

”Premier League clubs spent a record £1.9bn on players over the summer.”

Qatar, rapists, Beckham and of course St Rashford spending our money while using tax avoidance schemes. How low can these cunts go?

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble