Moaning Cunts

Here in my neck of the Lake District woods the local highways authority and council have announced some road improvements to the area.

This follows various complaints, protests and petitions from residents who claim those roads in question are dangerous due to poor lighting, pot holes and poor signage.

After many months of waiting the residents are getting their wishes and the roads are going to be resurfaced,remarked and new signage added along the route.

However, these same ungrateful cunts are moaning about the delays on the roads now that the work has started. They’re moaning about the temporary traffic lights; they’re moaning about the noise, they’re moaning about the smell of the tarmac and quite a few other things besides.

Another example is of a local shop/general store. People complained about the high prices for some of their items and refused to shop there and opted to travel miles to the nearest town and one of the big supermarkets.

Inevitably the little independent shop closed its doors about six months ago and guess what? Those same people moaned about the shop closing while blaming other people for not using it.

Last night we had a power cut in the area, which lasted around 2 hours. People took to social media via their 4G network and firstly, complained it was the fault of the government and the much rumoured winter power cuts being brought forward; and then they moaned about how slow the engineers from Electricity North West were at fixing the problem despite the appalling weather and that it had happened in the late evening.

When the power was finally restored no word of thanks to those same engineers, just more moaning, especially from those who missed their favourite soap opera on the box!

These people should be rounded up, dumped on a plane and dropped from a great height into the battlegrounds of Ukraine. That’ll give them something to complain about, the ungrateful, moaning cunts!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Woke Arrogance Versus Qatar Religious Laws


The current shit storm over the Foreign Secretary’s reasonable request that LGBTXYZK etc football fans who go to the World Cup in Qatar respect the feelings of the local goat shaggers. Mr Cleverly used more emollient language but that is the gist of his argument.

I feel a popcorn moment coming on as the Qatari plod get stuck in- goat shaggers v sheep shaggers.

BTW , even the Labour Party are getting pissed off with Nadia Whittome.
As ever, cannot provide the less so assistance appreciated.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

Supporting link by Jeezum Priest

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And seconded by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I think Guzzi is cunting woke fucking nonsense over common sense. If these fuckers think they can carry on with their fucking cottaging and whatever the fuck they get up to in Qatar then they must face the consequenses. As in ‘dont smuggle drugs into Malaysia’ or ‘dont visit Russia with a Ukranian flag stuck up your arse’.
Labour are fucking woke morons.

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Somerset Gimp Man


(Is it an IsaC regular on his day/night off? – Day Admin)

I nominate Somerset gimp man. A weird cunt and possibly a dangerous cunt.

Likes walking about at night scaring folk whilst dressed in his wipe clean perv-wear whilst no doubt getting a tingle as he does so

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BBC News Link

I would love him to rock up and pull that shit in my neighbourhood. He would only do it once ah tell thee.

Nominated by: The Cuntfinder General

 


Cuntybollocks nominates the Gimp also

The Somerset Gimp

What a fucking country.

The cundry bumpkins in Somerset have been terrorised in recent years by this nutcase.

He’s finally been arrested.

His thing was being clad in a head to toe black gimp suit. He’d approach people at night and writhe around the floor in front of them, grunting away.

One witness said his suit was glistening with some kind of sticky liquid.

I bet it fucking was.

Chuck it on the bonfire.

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Energy Drinks


Apparently, there’s a new energy drink that’s just come out, and kids are going batshit crazy trying to get their grubby fucking hands on it , that they’re getting up before supermarkets open, in order to secure a few cans of it.

It’s a shame the lazy little cunts wouldn’t do the same to earn a few quid delivering newspapers.

I don’t understand why these drinks are popular. When I was a kid, my energy levels were equivalent to nuclear fission, and I remember only drinking council pop, or a cuppa. Read the story and you will understand why the parent wants to remain anonymous. Gigantic cunts.

Stoke Sentinel News Link

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The Onanistic BBC (77)

Christopher Hitchens once said that self praise is no praise, , but I’m not sure the BBC have ever heard this before as they always seem so in love with whatever crap programme they’re pushing to help with their socio-cultural engineering project.

Since the days when the One Show was first broadcast i’ve noticed the internal self-cross-promotion of programmes, certain actors, presenters, singers and comedians all appearing on each others’ programmes, sucking each other off and living in a delusional, lefty world quite removed from the rest of Britain.

This onanistic tendency has become so demented as Strictly cum mincing celebrates the centenary of its broadcaster with contestants dancing to themes from BBC programmes, with an audience groaning with BBC employees (such as Sarah Cox) sycophantically whooping and clapping.

The narcissism of this organisation is staggering and reminds me of the state-backed clap-alongs of North Korea.

When Charlie Brooker wrote somewhat scathingly about the Express and Daily Star promoting Richard Desmond’s other products, I thought ‘take a look closer to home, you ugly twat!’

The BBC are as guilty as Desmond or Murdoch, but far more zealous in their ‘messaging’.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime