‘Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Social Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee speaking. In these worrying times, we strive to bring you stories from the lighter, not to say zanier, side of life. Today, we’re going Down Under to hear the heartwarming love story of “Rod” (not his real name). So, “Rod”, tell us all about it’.

‘Yeah g’day all. Well, I was feelin’ a bit down on account of my sheila had fucked off an’ left me. I was in need of female companionship, so I shelled out $2k and sent off for a life size Barbie. I call her Karina. Say hello to the nice man Karina’.

*’Arro beeg boy (whirrr…clunk) spankee spankee fifty dollar*.

‘Yeah sorry about that cobber. I think she came from the Far East originally; Korea or some such place’.

‘No worries, as you Aussies say. So how are things between you then?’.

‘Well between you an’ me sport, I’m frazzled. She’s got all the right parts, if you follow me, and all I need to do is leave her plugged in over night an’ she goes fer hours. I’ve lost a stone since I got her. And she does a great prawn on the barbie. Fair dinkum’.

‘Quite. Now I understand that things are getting serious between you, and that in fact you introduced Karina to your mother at Christmas. How did that work out?’.

‘Well I’ve got to say that at first, things were a bit awkward. The old girl’s 85 and set in her ways, and she didn’t take kindly to me takin’ up with “some foreign tart”, as she put it. But after a few tinnies an’ a turkey dinner, the ice was fair broken. Now they do make up an’ go out shoppin’ together, and get on like a house on fire’.

‘That’s great news. Well, I’m sure that I speak for all our followers when I wish you all the best for the future, and a happy ending for you both’.

*Happee ending beeg boy? Fifty dollar*.

‘Well as we often say on here, it really does take all sorts of cunts. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio’.

Express News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Roger waters of Pink Floyd fame As often displayed a I’m important creative rock star ⭐️ you are a fucking pleb attitude to his own self importance in the world ? in general

However, if the veracity of the following article stands true then he has excelled himself as a massive Cunt.

Guitar News Link

What on earth is he thinking??
He is a fucking nobody on the world’s political stage. And an average musician at best that was admittedly a band/group that produced a couple of good singles and one very good album.

Without Gilmore s melodic guitar ? solos these wouldn’t be worth a wank.

So mr Walters if the story in the link is true then your fucking ego has overtaken Jupiter as the biggest dead thing floating around our solar system.

Cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Our Greta.

Sorry to double dip, but this, just in, is far too delightful to ignore.

Telegraph News Link

It seems our favourite Nordic gnome doesn’t have as many fans on the Winchester campus as the old dears, who make such stupifying decisions, thought!

How much for scrap, if they weigh it in? Assuming that the p1ckey don’t get in there first.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

My Fellow Cunters.
For your Cuntsideration:

Scooby Do goes woke!

An “Old man smitthhhers!” cunting please, for the makers of this updated version.

Yeah, yeah, yeah-I know it’s a cartoon and cartoons are for kids-BUT, like other iconic shows and characters from our childhood, another one is given the “BAME” makeover.

HITC Link

Velma is now a full on Indian lesbian and Shaggy is now called Norville and blacker than Gary Linekunt!

“Like yikes Scooby. Dem men in white sheets is waaaaycist, innit!”

Scooby Don’t ?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

And supported by: Captain Magnanimous

Scooby Doo is,a cunt, isn’t he.

Zoinks! How can this loveable cartoon have irritated so much? Freddie was a camply-dressed groover, Daphne was a foxy gînge with matching snatch, Shaggy was an anxious stoner, Scooby was an exciteable Great Dane high on “snacks”, Velma was an fastidious rug-muncher, and Scrappy was an irritating, little runt.

Velma, the myopic doughnut-puncher, has been “re-written” as an arms-folded, woke, anti-white, dark girl. That’s right. Velma has gone blackaface.

Will Shaggy be a drug-dealer?
Will Fred insist on being called Freda?
Will Scooby identify as a black labrador?
We could’ve kept it as a classic. And we could’ve got away with it if it weren’t for these meddling cunts.

On a $55bn budget, the city of Songdo is currently the most technologically advanced on the planet. It is, what some people call, a Smart City where technology is predominant in every aspect of a resident’s (and tourist’s) life.

There are well over 1200 surveillance cameras in a city of 200,000 residents spread over 20 square miles of reclaimed land. The ratio between these cameras to resident is the highest in the western world!

Not only that but being a smart city means that every home and business has superfast broadband and the most advanced comprehensive range of Internet of Things, including fridges, cookers, smart meters, waste disposal chutes, televisions, environmental air quality sensors, video conferencing, card readers, online e-commerce and a host of things that residents have come to accept.

There is a master control centre in the heart of the city that monitors, collects and collates all this information. It most definitely knows who you are, where you are, where you have been, where you might be tomorrow, what you have eaten, what you have bought and who you have met with.

It also knows everything about your health, your education, who you voted for, your criminal record, your family, your friends, your finances,  your interests and even what you threw away in the rubbish chute and estimated carbon footprint.

In essence Songdo is Big Brother in the here and now. Most residents don’t seem to mind the intrusive invasion if it means feeling more secure and safe from criminal activities. City officials believe that intensive surveillance is a good thing and should be encouraged by other cities and countries.

The fact that most homes have inbuilt CCTV cameras controlled by the very same master control centre, operated by the city, is most concerning at all because you can’t rent/buy a home in the city unless you accept having these Big Brother “eyes” watching, listening and even smelling your domestic activities 24/7

If someone said Songdo was situated in Russia, China or North Korea, I could accept this overbearing surveillance. But we’re talking of South Korea – a so-called democracy with Western ideologies.

And even more worryingly, it is known that many cities in the West, especially in France, Italy, Austria, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden and Germany (and perhaps even the UK) are keen to adapt some of those “monitoring” technologies, for the greater good of society and the planet!

Scary Times

Bloomberg News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt