Lana Bel End is a cunt

This tuneless hipster bint turned up late for her set at Glastonbury, and then the set wasn’t finished as the plug was pulled. Now, I’m no fan of ‘Glasto’, but if some cunt has paid silly money to see someone, they should get their moneys worth.

Also, this silly cow knew when she was going to be on, so why wasn’t she there well in advance like any proper professional artist would be? She’s just some rich kid with loaded parents who is playing at being a singer (well she thinks breathing into a microphone is singing) and her arrogance and unprofessionalism is taking the piss out of those stupid enough to be a fan of this tart.

Naturally, as she is a hipster woke favourite, she is getting off lightly (just like she did for that rape video). Imagine the stick Guns ‘N’ Roses would have got if they had turned up late?

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Norman

The gift that keeps on giving.

I’m sure you’ll all be delighted to hear that Danielle has split up with her jailbird fiance, or should that be spelled financer?
But before you all rush forward, thinking your in with a chance, she’s got a new, rich boyfriend.
Whose presumably almost totally blind, 87, with a heart condition.

News Link.

Good grief, even Frankenstien would call your surgeon a butcher, sweetheart.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Wild fires are great aren’t they?
Dead easy to do, spectacular results and keep you warm.
Cheap lighter and a rag,
Your away.????

Now, the woke media are blaming climate change!!

But the fires in Rhodes were started by arson.
Gas bottles.

Now Corfu is on fire
Saying Crete might go up too?
Serbia has a fire
Tunisia has one
It’s like a new fashion?

But it isn’t climate change.
It’s arson.

It’s man made climate change insofar as some dozy cunts BBQ was left to get out of control.

Anyway fuck em.
No fires here.

GB News Link.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

Local News Link.

The Mayor,
Town Hall,
Tunbridge Wells,
Kent.

Dear Mr Mayor,

I have just received a £70 penalty notice for driving in Mount Pleasant Road. This was entirely due to the confusing signs which would appear to be a deliberate and outrageous policy of the Council to catch out and fine motorists.

As Chairman of the Royal Tunbridge Wells Golf Club, Chairman of the Tunbridge Wells Conservative Association, a Senior Rotarian and Justice of the Peace, will you please confirm that this fine will be dropped and we’ll say nothing more about it?

Yours sincerely,

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

PS See you at the next Lodge meeting?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

It appears that scores of viewers have abandoned EastEnders. This is because they are pig sick of being lectured every time it’s on. It has been described as ‘unbearably woke’ and ‘virtue signaling’, and examples were given. Greta the Mong mentioned several times, episodes based around veganism, gay pride (again), right wing white ‘Nazis’ planning to bomb a mosque (since fucking when?), climate change and – naturally – Brexit. With that peroxide upright cow Sharon Watts/Mitchell/God Knows comparing Brexit (a referendum result) to Covid (thousands of people dead worldwide). It’s a soap, not a fucking soap box.

But people are really sick of it. From 30 million viewers in the Den and Angie years to a piddling 1 million in 2023. Fucking hell, repeats of Dad’s Army and Steptoe & Son get more viewers than that. Them again, they were good shows.

The latest NeverEnders barrel scraping trick is to bring yet another officially pronounced dead character errr back from the dead. How bloody desperate are they? Cindy and Ian fucking Beale?! Their ludicrous and obscenely woke storylines will hopefully be the beginning of the end for this pathetic woke dogshit.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Norman.