BBC News Link.

There are certain moments in time when great leaders meet and change the course of history. Think of Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin at Yalta; Carter, Begin and Sadat at Camp David; Nixon and Mao; Reagan and Gorbachev.

So let’s give a double Bond villain cunting to these two giants of geopolitics, great statesmen each. Taking a break from shirtless bear wrestling (with its curious homoerotic undertones apparently lost on the Russkies) and assassinating his opponents, we have Tsar Vladimir the Great inviting 15-year-old, 28-stone Bruce Bogtrotter tribute act, Fatty Boom Boom of North Korea.

Trouble is, old Vodka-breath has let off so many of his fireworks trying the impress the neighbours that he’s running short of them. So up pops Spongebob Squarehead who’s got his own well-stocked box of fireworks and seems happy to swap some. But what does he want in return? Oil? Gas? A job lot of Russian fur hats, specially made perfectly cuboid just for him?

Whatever, I trust they enjoyed the banquet and Vlad managed to desist from sprinkling Novichok on Fatty’s favourite chien fricassé. Sure beats the bamboo shoots and snake shit his compatriots’ enjoy.

Honestly, have there ever been two bigger cunts in the entire history of the world?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Freddie The Frog had this to say about the Korean porkmeister:

The only fat bastard in North Korea……because all the others are starving to death and live off rice and insects.
At least I used to think that but recently he’s been appearing in public with his 10/11 year old daughter ( nobody is quite sure how old she is ) Kim Ju-ae. She’s a right well fed chubby little cow as well.

She has a habit of squeezing his flabby cheeks and everyone goes…aaaaah, isn’t that cute. Then, off camera they tuck in to platefuls of McDonalds and KFC before torturing and murdering some skinny fucks who have been laughing at the fat fucking blobs. Get used to it, it’s coming here soon. You know it makes sense.

As usual I’m relying on my good friends to supply some photos of the corpulent pair. You could also supply one of his Mrs who’s a right horny bitch. Thanks.

NBC News Link. (Link provided by Cunt Admin)

What a load of cunt.

All over the internet and the MSM, the 25th anniversary of ‘The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill’ is being gushed over and celebrated. Why, is the obvious response.
Well female and black answers that one. Naturally, the BBC and Grauniad are front runners, but even sites like Discogs are joining in the woke arse kissing.

For a start, it’s nothing special. Hill was part of the Fugees. Three middle class pillocks playing at being ‘refugees’ and ‘urban guerillas’. They are now known for a Roberta Flack cover. Hardly cutting edge stuff, that.

Hill put out a solo album. It came out and that was that. But now 25 years later, it’s being lauded as some pioneering masterpiece, and – as is the BBC’s wont – making out it’s the first and only black artist to ever make a record. The amount of great black artists is considerable. Aretha Franklin, Nina Simone, Stevie Wonder, Lena Horne, Smokey Robinson, all the Motown greats, the Stax people. Where would Hill rate in a real list of such acts? But, according these cunts, Hill’s album tops the lot. Another media twat compares Hill’s ‘impact’ to that of Bob Marley and the Wailers. Ludicrous.

One of the more ludicrous sycophantic BBC statements is ‘Hill brought Hip Hop to the mainstream’. Didn’t Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill Gang, Run DMC, Eric B and Rakim, Beastie Boys and even Malcolm McLaren do that years ago? If anything, Hip Hop’s major MTV breakthrough was the team up between Run DMC and Aerosmith. These woke cunts just make things up to fit their views. No matter how untrue it is.

Loads of links for this, but I’ll put the Discogs one on.

Discogs

Nominated by Norman.

Seriously, what the fuck? It’s known to be an aggressive breed – indeed, one of the most dangerous in the entirety of the UK – and let people in my little corner of Sheffield STILL let them roam off lead around children, the elderly and other vulnerable groups.

It would be one thing if it was a Labrador, but letting something which is effectively a Shitbull in all but name do that is extraordinarily irresponsible knowing the risks they pose. I know I have something of a reputation for not being a dog person but even so, that’s taking the piss.

Guardian

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.

Then added to by none other than….OpinionatedCunt:

I would like to cunt the XL Bully – and the cunts who own/breed/defend it.

I’m sure we’ve all seen that horrifying video by now, but even absent what happened in Birmingham these odious mutts have been responsible for more than half of UK dog attacks since 2021. In addition to this, they have also been responsible for 6 out of 10 deaths according to the last full year figures. For all the idiotic guff about them being a ‘gentle giant’ and a ‘family breed’, the stats speak for themselves. And that’s without going into the fact that they contain a large amount of DNA from the already banned American Pitbull Terrier, and have been known to turn even on professional dog walkers and trained handlers.

Much as some people like to pretend otherwise, there are times where, to a large extent, it IS the breed, and this is the case with the XL Bully. They have no place in a civilised society and are a grave threat to humans, other dogs and several other animals, and need to be banned immediately as a matter of priority with all existing specimens being subject to compulsory neutering and muzzling.

Spectator Link.

 
Seems that today’s TikTok savvy yoof are using “unalive” in their conversations rather than “dead”, primarily to get round the algorithmic censors on social media sites that block certain words that might be deemed hurtful, distressing or even in extreme cases posts that deal with violent/sexual imagery.

Familiar words such as “death”, “dead”, “suicide”, “rape”, “die” are now deemed offensive by some sites, and the algorithms that these sites use are for ever being finely tuned to block such words from being published.

Therefore, kids and twentysomethings have had to adapt by using alternatives such as “unalive” (“death”) or “mascara” (to describe rape or sexual assault).

We really are living in a touchy-feely world when social media sites have decided to block not just the more obvious offensive words, but are now going even further just in case it might unhinge someone if the real word is published.

Therefore, if ever post “I wish I was dead” on a social media site, it could very well be blocked. Instead just say “I wish I was unalive” and you’ll be fine!

abc news

Nominated by Technocunt with a seconding by Cuff Chugger below.

I would like to second this nomination, and also add to it. Not so much the blocking of certain words (although that does happen im my example as well) but not only word ‘censorship’ but online comments censorship….ie the removal of the ability to comment about certain news stories. My local online newspaper allow ‘readers’ to comment. Its not a free for all…you do have to register to comment. However over recent years and months the increase in categroies of stories that then deem you are not allowed to leave comments on has constantly increased.

Generally, these categories include news reports which mention;

Immigrants ( i am in the SE, so there are a plethora of stories relating the constant stream of illegals entering our shores)

Gyppo travellers

Crimes committed by anyone, other that a white person.

Anything relating to the alphabet lot

These are just a few categories, but they are increasing.

The paper is happy to open comments on stories relating to feckless white council dwellers, petty non stories about elderly people losing a cat or being scammed and people who find half a maggot in an apple from tescos….these are all fair game for piss taking disparaging comments…as long as the subjects are white of course.

All this censorship and cancellation of others opinions to silence the majority still further is getting beyond a joke.

And don’t get me started on the bbc and their comments criteria!!

Link beow provided by Barry zuckercunt.

poynter.org

A cunting for the police watchdog for even considering investigation of the 2 police officers who were in the area when 2 Ely scumbags, riding an illegal electric bike at speed into the front of a bus.
Maybe I have this wrong but even if plod were chasing this pair of weasels, isn’t that their job, to try and rid us of pieces of hyena shit like this, furthermore the fact that they decided to foxtrot Oscar at speed at managed to hit a huge orange bus is somehow the fault of the police.

Then the residents of Ely decide to riot and wreck the place, now these dumb fuckers have to live there so leave the place damaged in my opinion, fuck them all.

The scrotes brought it on themselves, maybe it would have been better if the parents hadn’t bought them the top of the range drug dealers leccy bike of choice, maybe they would still be committing petty crimes to this day if they were on foot.

But in all fairness how can the police be blamed for this and investigating the coppers is total madness and what is it going to mean for future policing…

south wales argus

Nominated by Fuglyucker.