A proper cunting and no mistake. Students are being turfed out of their digs to make way for our beloved dinghy riders. A cause of righteous outrage. Check out what The Sun says in the link below.

Apparently, according to the Home Office, the asylum system is “under unprecedented pressure”! What fucking system is that? You may well ask. Is it the one that lets thousands of cunts in every fucking week? Whose fucking fault is that? Would that be the leftie, civil servant, fuck-witted cunts at the Home Office?

Maybe now the consequences of the Government’s open door policy are hitting students they will stop being hand-wringing apologists for any old woke shite and start acting like grown-ups in waiting. I look forward to their first anti-immie demo. We live in hope rather than expectation.

Meanwhile, the NHS could be “overwhelmed” this winter. Proper shocking. Bet you never thought that would happen. What can be the cause? Go on, take a guess…

The Sun

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

Have we done this cunt?

He is a self-appointed guardian of London’s roads, at least as annoying and unwelcome as ulez. His MO is to slide up alongside unsuspecting motorists and film them using their phones, even when they are stationary in traffic. Often during rush hours when people are phoning ahead to say they are late.

He also parks himself on the wrong side of the road and stops cars and vans from turning right at a busy junction. In his arrogant seth afrikaan accent he commands the vehicles in question to reverse and join the proper queue whilst advising them they will be reported to met police online and will be getting a summons in the post. In addition he lambasts all his victims, telling they are terrible human beings and should be ashamed. He uses sarcasm with comments such as “did you get your licence from a Christmas cracker” and similar insults. Some motorists don’t take this very well. He has stopped doctors and even ambulances but ignores any infringements by fellow cyclists, claiming they could fall off and injure themselves. However, he doesn’t apply this logic to motorcyclists.

Now I am not condoning people who commit technical driving offences. We shouldn’t be using our phones on the move, nor taking shortcuts on the wrong side of the road. But this sanctimonious little snitch irritates me to hell. He pokes his nose in where it’s not invited. He causes people to get 6 points on their licence and possibly banned, losing their livelihood. He delights in humiliating drivers who are just trying to navigate their way around overcrowded capital roads. He sees himself as a national hero, supported by the likes of Jeremy Vile and other car haters.

The dice is already loaded against motorists especially those powered by ICE. We don’t need sanctimonious pricks like this rubbing salt into the wounds.

Youtube

YouTube Link.
(Hoisted by his own petard video link provided by our Motoring Correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by Lord Helpus.

WARNING: It’s only allegations at this point, nothing proven so comment appropriately – NA.

I’m going to get this one in fast as the allegations are now flying that Russell might be a bit rapey.

Well, no shit Sherlock. Apart from most of his 2000+ conquests mostly being brasses, the unfunny, self righteous commie cunt of zero morals may (or may not) have overstepped the mark when little Russell was telling Russell’s top brain what to do

Telling the world that you’re a self proclaimed sex addict isn’t going to stand up in court either. So fuck you Russell.

Can’t wait for the lefty cunt to be torn to shreds by the same people who worship him as some kind of Messiah. Bwa ha ha haaa!

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty smackhead.

Sly News Link. (Link ironically provided by Minge Juice Bottler)

Nominated by : Odin

Additional thoughtful commentary from Miles Plastic:

Fame

‘am gonna live forever, am gonna learn how to fly HIGH!’

I suppose (like we all did) Russell Brand dreamt of being famous when young.
Maybe a pop star or becoming a footballer or being a film star.
Well it all came true for Russell Brand.
He got what he wanted.
He was on the telly and the radio. Beautiful wife with Katy Perry.
His name up in lights

‘everybody remember my name’.
Yes Russell’s brand has taken a huge hit. His name.

Now everyone WILL remember his name but for the wrong reasons.

I blame Fame. Not all of course but this modern Fame where people become famous overnight, they haven’t done anything, just blinded by it all. And (if I was honest) I was given that opportunity when I was young sex and drugs I would have lost myself in it I know.

My instinct with him that he wouldn’t have been as reckless if he hadn’t found the Fame.

BBC News Link.

There are certain moments in time when great leaders meet and change the course of history. Think of Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin at Yalta; Carter, Begin and Sadat at Camp David; Nixon and Mao; Reagan and Gorbachev.

So let’s give a double Bond villain cunting to these two giants of geopolitics, great statesmen each. Taking a break from shirtless bear wrestling (with its curious homoerotic undertones apparently lost on the Russkies) and assassinating his opponents, we have Tsar Vladimir the Great inviting 15-year-old, 28-stone Bruce Bogtrotter tribute act, Fatty Boom Boom of North Korea.

Trouble is, old Vodka-breath has let off so many of his fireworks trying the impress the neighbours that he’s running short of them. So up pops Spongebob Squarehead who’s got his own well-stocked box of fireworks and seems happy to swap some. But what does he want in return? Oil? Gas? A job lot of Russian fur hats, specially made perfectly cuboid just for him?

Whatever, I trust they enjoyed the banquet and Vlad managed to desist from sprinkling Novichok on Fatty’s favourite chien fricassé. Sure beats the bamboo shoots and snake shit his compatriots’ enjoy.

Honestly, have there ever been two bigger cunts in the entire history of the world?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Freddie The Frog had this to say about the Korean porkmeister:

The only fat bastard in North Korea……because all the others are starving to death and live off rice and insects.
At least I used to think that but recently he’s been appearing in public with his 10/11 year old daughter ( nobody is quite sure how old she is ) Kim Ju-ae. She’s a right well fed chubby little cow as well.

She has a habit of squeezing his flabby cheeks and everyone goes…aaaaah, isn’t that cute. Then, off camera they tuck in to platefuls of McDonalds and KFC before torturing and murdering some skinny fucks who have been laughing at the fat fucking blobs. Get used to it, it’s coming here soon. You know it makes sense.

As usual I’m relying on my good friends to supply some photos of the corpulent pair. You could also supply one of his Mrs who’s a right horny bitch. Thanks.

NBC News Link. (Link provided by Cunt Admin)

What a load of cunt.

All over the internet and the MSM, the 25th anniversary of ‘The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill’ is being gushed over and celebrated. Why, is the obvious response.
Well female and black answers that one. Naturally, the BBC and Grauniad are front runners, but even sites like Discogs are joining in the woke arse kissing.

For a start, it’s nothing special. Hill was part of the Fugees. Three middle class pillocks playing at being ‘refugees’ and ‘urban guerillas’. They are now known for a Roberta Flack cover. Hardly cutting edge stuff, that.

Hill put out a solo album. It came out and that was that. But now 25 years later, it’s being lauded as some pioneering masterpiece, and – as is the BBC’s wont – making out it’s the first and only black artist to ever make a record. The amount of great black artists is considerable. Aretha Franklin, Nina Simone, Stevie Wonder, Lena Horne, Smokey Robinson, all the Motown greats, the Stax people. Where would Hill rate in a real list of such acts? But, according these cunts, Hill’s album tops the lot. Another media twat compares Hill’s ‘impact’ to that of Bob Marley and the Wailers. Ludicrous.

One of the more ludicrous sycophantic BBC statements is ‘Hill brought Hip Hop to the mainstream’. Didn’t Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill Gang, Run DMC, Eric B and Rakim, Beastie Boys and even Malcolm McLaren do that years ago? If anything, Hip Hop’s major MTV breakthrough was the team up between Run DMC and Aerosmith. These woke cunts just make things up to fit their views. No matter how untrue it is.

Loads of links for this, but I’ll put the Discogs one on.

Discogs

Nominated by Norman.