Cunts who turn up on my front door to ask for my money or my vote when I’m trying to relax, need executing.

Sorry no link admin, as this is a general life experience cunting.

Charity cunts. Political cunts who only want to talk to you at voting time. Sales cunts. Listen, you cunt, if I was going to spend 10 grand on a new kitchen, I wouldn’t organise it with some random twat who knocked on my door. And disturbed me in rare moment of peace and quiet.

No, I suggest a new law to the house. No knocking on doors for charities, sales cunts and yes, politicians. I am no longer polite to any of these cunts. They all get told to ‘fuck off’ and get a door slam.

Leave me alone you cunts!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

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Helpful link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler

Not exactly a new theme this one, but I refer cunters to the issue of wimminz and football once again.

Consider Alyson Rudd, former player with Leyton Orient Ladies, qualified coach, referee and football journalist. So Alyson must be about as knowledgeable as it’s possible to be about the beautiful game..

Writing a preview of the forthcoming Sheffield United v Newcastle United Premiership match on 24th September, Alyson gave us this insightful gem:

‘Heckingbottom’s side ought to be able to trouble and annoy Newcastle United in today’s match at Bramall Lane.’

Furthermore:

‘…he is blessed to have hard-working players capable of decent levels of defensive organisation to prevent leaking too many goals.’

The game ended Sheffield United 0 Newcastle United 8.

Hey Alyson, stick to your knitting pet.

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Nominated by: Geordie Twatt 

Isn’t it nice, heartwarming even, when a cunt gets caught.

This particular cunt was one of the organisers of the Bristol ‘riot’ leading to the toppling of the Colston statue.

Xahra Saleem, real name Yvonne Maina has been done for fraud, basically thieving crowdfunded cash. After initially pleading not guilty she has (I assume her lawyer told her to change her mind to get an easier ride) she has pleaded guilty.

I just hope the judge gives her the maximum sentence available but I fear it will be a suspended, well she is blick so gets a free ride (bound to be extenuating circumstances)

BLM cunt

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

World war 3 and the idea of a literal 3rd global conflict is a bit of a cunt isn’t it.

I’m not playing down the seriousness of such an apocalyptic event but I’m sick and tired of reading about “World War 3”

Vietnam – this could lead to World War 3.
Saddam Hussein and the Gulf War – this could lead to World War 3.
9/11 – this could lead to World War 3.
ISIS in Syria – this could lead to World War 3.
The election of Donald Trump – World War 3.
Putin invades Ukraine – World War 3.
Hamas cunts murder a thousand Israeli’s – World War 3.

You get the idea.

If World War 3 started tomorrow – would we know for sure if it was actually World War 3?

Is there an official start date?

Have we not been engaged in a defacto World War 3 since 1946 but nobody has bothered telling us?

Will the post second World War period to the present day be recognised as “World War 3” one day in the future?

I’m aware that World War 1 was originally the “Great War” (I think?)
But did the people caught up in or who lived through the second World War know that it was “World War 2” ?

Or did that title come later on as a retrospective view?

As I say – I’m certainly not downplaying anything here but it seems every conflict these days is a prelude to “World War 3”

Apologies for the slightly abstract nature of this cunting of a potentially catastrophic event, but dare I say it, I sometimes find it all slightly hyperbolic.
Maybe that’s the smoke and mirrors world I’ve become used to living in.

Peace ✌️

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Nominated by: Herman Jelmet