‘Lesbian Rambo’ of West Yorkshire Police and Modern Police Recruitment

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Who gave this fuckwit a role of any authority over the public? She should not even be given control of a mop and bucket.

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Firstly she flips out over being compared to a teenager’s lesbian nan, then is filmed pepper spraying members of the public who are merely standing in a residential street, earning the nickname Lesbian Rambo. What are West Yorkshire Police playing at recruiting such shite?

Firstly she’s fucking tiny. I’ve bought Christmas turkeys with more meat on them. My dog could swallow her in three bites – head, body, legs.

Secondly, she’s completely deranged. She’s obviously carrying more baggage than an Airbus A380 to become so easily triggered.

Why are our policewoman so fucking small and weak?
Look at this shit;
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Then there’s this dwarf commandeering a bike.
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When Boris Johnson (or any politician) says we’ll put XY-thousand more police on the streets, this is what they mean; recruiting the detritus that didn’t make the cut by lowering entry requirements so you end up with what we have now; an army of thick, jumped-up, fat midgets, 14 year old girls and social workers in yellow bibs, who don’t know the law and can’t handle the pressure of the job or dealing with the public.

Down my way in Sussex you have gormless theatre studies graduates getting recruited, people who think AntiFa are a force for good, people who think Tesco aren’t capitalist because they sell cheap sandwiches. The sort of blokes who say they feel their girlfriend’s pain during periods.

That’s just a glimpse of the chromosomally-challenged cunts getting into the police now. Male officers shrieking at old women who get a bit confused at yellow diversion signs. Officers misreading COVID guidance and harassing the public for buying wine and crisps during the pandemic, and all subsequent charges being thrown out of court.

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People being charged with public order offences for creating effigies of Grenfell and again, the defendant acquitted of those charges.

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The geniuses of Humberside police who phone people to ‘check their thinking’ because they liked a pithy tweet mocking trans ideology, and logging it as a ‘non-crime hate incident’.
After the officer explained to the ‘suspect’ (Harry Miller, and ex-policeman himself) what the ‘correct’ thinking was, the officer was asked how he knew about transsexuals

‘I went on a course’.

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How much further down into the dregs of society must the police plunge to fill their recruitment quotas?

Any good Marxist will tell you that when the ideological state apparatus fails, the state resorts to its oppressive apparatus. That is happening now as more and more speech is judged as hateful and subject to police intervention, given the complete failure of the BBC and political-media class to enforce their worldview, and this has mostly happened under a conservative government.

The problem now is, with such rampant cretinism in the ranks, how do they stop the police becoming an even bigger laughing stock than themselves?

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

58 thoughts on “‘Lesbian Rambo’ of West Yorkshire Police and Modern Police Recruitment”

  1. Many year’s ago when I was in the UK there were calls for all police to be armed.

    That doesn’t seem to come up now.

    This nutter, and others like her would seem to be the reason.

    Criminals are safe because of her, but the general public need to be wary.

  2. Policing seems to be as broken as everything else these days.

    Just as an aside, was it ever definitely established that Lesbian Nan and Pepperspray Patty are one and the same?

    Seems to be a real loose cannon.

    • If they’re different people WYP should launch their own hyper-aggressive Jedward tribute act.

    • I think it’s pretty certain that Lesbian Nan lookalike and Pepperspray Patty ( I’m loving it) are indeed the same delightful, empathetic person.

      I bet she can’t wait for JSO to superglue their selves to something!

  4. When a society abandons integrity and truth the results are what we see now in our once great western culture.
    See the movie Idiocracy.
    The average Joe of yesteryear would be a fucking over-achieving genius today.

  5. 5ft nothing.

    Ugly lezza.

    Incompetent.

    It’s Cressida Dick of Cock Green all over again.

  6. This loony should be in a straight jacket. Looks like a small Millie Tant from Viz.

  7. That Rambo policewoman is like she is because she replied to the following “equal opportunities “ ad –
    “ Police woman wanted. Left-wing, boot-faced, baggy-arsed tuppence- lickers with short hair and no sense of humour are particularly encouraged to apply. Must like using pepper spray. We are an equal opportunities employer”.

  8. As an old fitter I worked with many years ago said.

    First you give them a uniform, then the cunts want to build “camps”….

    It always strikes me that the people who seek authority, are the last people who should have it….!

    • True, there’ll always be Lesbian rambo types in any job.
      Encountered one as a teenager working in a supermarket. She was an old hag with short hair, glasses, shouting at the other kids working there as well as some of the customers.
      Gave me a dressing diwn for being two minutes late, the sad old cunt. She wasnt even a manager, just a supervisor.
      In the end a customer had her sacked.

  9. To be fair to the police farce, there’s not alot of crime about these days..

    Violent crime, knife crime,sexual assaults none of these register as important anymore..

    It’s not like there is a shoplifting epidemic or burglaries to investigate..

    So I say pepper spray away, check that twatter feed vigorously.
    And keep your eyes peeled for that nasty far right, there everywhere these days..
    “evening all”

  10. We badly need some sort of eugenic code in this country wherein habitual criminality is identified as a genetic trait and all criminal cunts put beyond commission of further misdeeds. This is one thing that peaceful chappies have got right.

  11. Butch lesbian lady?

    Starmer will be creaming his pants to get hold of her. Another Kim Leadbetter

  12. It’s not just the police, you should see some of the box tickers that are now prison officers as well, they couldn’t win a game of conkers, much less a fight with some drug fuelled parasite, yet they’re quick to get triggered and provoke people even further. No wonder the criminals are laughing at the justice system!

  13. I don’t get this rug muncher. Surely being told you “look like my lesbian Nan” is a good thing isn’t it? After all they are all “stunning and brave” so why would you take offence?
    Isn’t it a compliment or summat?
    Are all the wokies as confused as I am?

  14. The fatsos are clowns. They might as well go the whole hog and start the wearing big shoes, and driving cars that fall to pieces. They already do the funny dances and paint their faces.

    Of course, behind the painted on smiles, clowns are sad and tragic figures. Depressed and anxious.

  15. There has always been dodgy elements of old bill. Ex army types who join up and still think they’re in the gulf, knocking the fuzzy wuzzies about spring to mind.
    But psycho lezzers and the woke are infinitely more dangerous in their own ways.
    Look at that business at the weekend.
    Hundreds of thousands of terrorist supporting Muslims and lefties marching through London spouting hate, yet the met concentrated their surveillance efforts on the ‘far right’ in a pub in Pimlico.
    Top effort lads!

  16. see the sites still spastic.
    fuck me admin,
    doubt you’ll get that job at NASA.☹️

    fuckin lezza copper sprayed me with CS gas I’d spank her right on the fuckin beak.

    let DCI Gene try and rouse her.

    some people say you shouldn’t hit women.
    they get beat up off the missus.

    fuck that.
    you hit me I don’t give a fuck I’m not having it.

    a 6yr old kicks my shin?
    I’ll rabbit punch the little cunt in the belly that hard he’ll spew.

    some handicapped runs his wheelchair into me?
    I’ll tip the cunt on the floor and stamp on him.

    you shouldn’t tolerance violence.
    sort of spread it around a bit.

    fuck em.

  17. That (alleged) lezzer is a bit uptight to say the least.

    I suspect her inner peace would be restored with the aid of some vigorous scissoring by some Jodie Foster lookalike, followed by some heavy clam jousting and, finally, an oily double-headed dildo training exercise.

  18. I like the description “she’s a loose cannon”…

    I imagine her sauntering into the chiefs office.

    ” your outta line Callaghan!!”😆

  19. Liv Benson should be given the top job. Fucking sort the deviant cunts out.

  20. Having reviewed the footage of the little goblin cunt again it has to be said that the rougher areas of the country aren’t what they used to be..

    If this has occurred in the 80s some bastard on glue would have brained her and set at least one polis car on fire.

    I can only blame the Trotskyists in the education system…and that Mekong cunt Fuckerberg.

    o. v. e. n.

  21. Pepper spray… at least go jalapeĂąo or habanero..

    We need bacon spray for next terrorist loving jamboree in London.. That or spray the cunts with pig shit..

  22. What is the point of female police officers .

    Effectively they can’t arrest men who don’t go quietly unless male officers are present which kind of defeats the objective of having ‘equal’ female officers in the first place

    What good would one of these be single crewed at night ?

    No good at all

  23. In the olden days the public liked to help the boys in blue. Shaw Taylor had us shavers keeping a look out for suspicious characters. The Secret Seven books were based on fact. The kids of today are too confused about their sexuality for such public spirited pastimes.

  24. This Prisoner Cell Block H reject cunt should get her own version of that old coke commercial.

    Lip smacking
    Tuppence flicking
    Melon farming
    Bull dyking
    Rug munching
    Jack booting
    Man hating
    Knicker nicking
    Pepper spraying
    Fanny fondling
    Dick van dyking
    Baggage handling
    Nipple nibbling
    Twat twiddling
    Cool fizzing lezza.

  25. Maybe suella touched a nerve last week.
    130 just stop oil hypocrites have been arrested in two day’s..
    Just need to ship them to GuantĂĄnamo Bay now..

    • It’d be easier to design an engine that ran on their liquified bodies than ship the fuckers anywhere. Some liberal, leftie cunt of a judge will praise for their commitment to the prosperity of the country and let them go. In a proper country there’d be a gang of brickies waiting outside to dispense the real justice.

  26. I know someone high up in the rank and file of police. He has no confidence in the police, the quota fill are brain dead and their reports are so shit they are useless in court. He’s out of there soon, along with a load of others who are old school i.e. want to serve the public and bust criminals. In relation to the previous cunting this country is finished.

    Also, I suspect my fellow cuntabot is possibly someone I know! Lives in Sussex, born early 80s and of sound mind!

    • Brain dead indeed, you only need to listen to occasional statement one of the ‘high ups’ makes in relation to a crime or court case.

      They all went to the same finishing school ‘for thick coppers’ that make them sound robotic, bland and utterly devoid of intelligence.

    • ‘Also, I suspect my fellow cuntabot is possibly someone I know! Lives in Sussex, born early 80s and of sound mind!’

      Correct on the first two.

      • Juliet Bravo Two Zero. “But this being the Vibrating Big Dong 44 the most powerful Dildo in the World and would flick your bean clean off. You’ve got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel licky?”.

  28. Where the Police went wrong. Ridding skirt uniform for the WPC’s

    (and the black stocking. Suspender belts and that big dildo they carried in that little black handbag! )

    • and the little hat.

      back when policewomen were a bit sexy, not lesbian social worker dwarves in paramilitary gear and yellow bibs.

  29. They have made a mockery of the law now, for an institution that should have the ultimate respect, they are left with none and here are a few reasons why-
    Rainbow covered panda cars,
    Limp wristed batting for the other side policemen [ men used loosly]
    Thin skinned ugly dykes with a short fuse and no sense of humour [see above nom]
    Muzzy dog handlers who dont like dogs[fucking excellent]
    They cant use violence in case there is a complaint [ dog with no teeth]
    Thet cant follow drug dealing scrotes on leccy bike in case they hurt themselves [see scummy Ely cunts].
    Legal system that wont send people to prison [wtf], no punishment, no deterant.
    Public who get sued if they lay a finger on crims.
    The whole organisation is run by fuckards, who will employ any other fucker than a strait white male in any job description for the sake of their figures, whether these useless cunts can do the job or not.
    So the police farce,,,,F-U-B-A-R is the general opinion

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