Dead Pool [303]

05. Mai 2015, Berlin, Deutschland,
Stephen Gould
[Foto: KAY HERSCHELMANN]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted that the world renowned American tenor Stephen Gould would the next famous stiff.Gould was 61 and had a successful career dating back to the 1980s. He stared in Andrew Lloyd Webbers phantom of the opera over 3,000 times and went on to star in Verdi’s Tancredi alongside Marilyn Horne.Despite initially trainig as a Baritone he was best known for his work as a Heldontenor specialising in the works of Wagner starring as Siegfried in Der Ring des Nibelungun and also as Tristan and Isolde two of Wagners titular charcters at the Bayrreuth Festival where he was a regular every year until last year after which he retired due to ill health.

On to Dead Pool 303

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come and first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken before you nominated them.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Mark Drakeford [6]


Wales Online Link.

Well that’s Wales ground to a near halt cunting for the 20mph speed limit and that cunt Mark Drakeford.

Now we have 30mph signs everywhere, people driving at 20mph everywhere even on 40,50,60mph roads, cars driving around in 2nd gear with cold catalysts, all journeys taking longer and all in the name of less emmisions, who the fuck does the homework on these things.

We reckon the little clown that is Drakeford is Trying to turn Wales into the cycling capitol of the world, I shudder to think what this cunt is going to think up next….

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Steaming into second gear with another rant is…..Fuglyucker:

Mark Drakeford and his 20mph idea is a complete cunt.

Day 2 of the new 20 mph rule and its complete fucking carnage, 15 mph on main roads, backed up traffic as far as the eye can see, buses queuing, multiple cars jumping red lights. people doing 20 on 50mph roads.

It took 15 extra minutes to do 7 miles and when we finally got into work we had a waste oil truck waiting to collect our waste oil and he said he only managed to cover 2 thirds of his round yesterday.

Cars sat idling with cold catalysts, just using fuel and ironically not helping the environment one little bit..
So then Drakeford ya cock, whos fucking idea was this, who did the fucking research, how much has this cost and is going to cost to reverse, this dozy little Welsh hobbit has single highhandedly brought Wales to a near standstill and not for the first time.

The only thing he has motivated me to do is vote against him in the next election, i wasn’t going to bother, because i see one group of cunts as no better than the other, but i think Drakesfords 20 is the number of nails required to nail down the lid of this little turds coffin, once and for all, he has single handedly united Wales quicker that Owain Glydwr ever did.

Lets hope the pathetic little weasel is voted out ASAP and this unfunny 20 mph joke is scrapped……
Useless whinging cunt, fuck offf

Another helping of this Welsh twat with the IQ of a daffy from Dirty Harriet below.

A massive cunting for Mark Drakeford and his 20mph law, nobody would argue that this is a good idea outside schools, hospitals, parks, but apart from these areas once again no homework or research has been done for how this will impact many road users.

Lorry drivers who are on a Tacho, it will take longer to get deliveries done.
Haulage drivers with livestock, cattle, sheep, pigs etc will suffer.
Delivery drivers, DPD, Fed Ex etc won’t get an many deliveries done in a day.
Van drivers for motor factors & main Dealerships will take longer to deliver the parts to garages.
Learner drivers won’t get as much for their hour lesson.
Carers will take longer to get to their patients & won’t be able to get to as many in a day.
Midwives will take longer to get around.
Doctors on call will take longer to get to their patients.
Blood bank driver’s will they be exempt from the 20mph?
Organ carriers will they be exempt from the 20mph?
Vets will they be exempt from the 20mph when on emergency calls?
AA/RAC/Recovery trucks will take longer to get to breakdowns.
Meals on wheels will take longer to get around.
Bus rides will take longer to get to destinations.
Journey times to & from work for everyone will take longer.
But, Taxi drivers will be able to milk their customer’s.
Can’t think of anyone else
So Mark Drakeford you are an Uber cunt. Why do driver’s have to be targeted when pedestrians don’t know how to cross the road, simple, look right, look left & look right again & keep looking whilst crossing, without looking at your phone with headphones on, I learnt from Tufty (the squirrel) & I am still here
With a petition of 171,000 signatures so far hopefully this law will be abolished.

The Right Side of History


A cunting for the arrogance of ‘progressives’ and sinister phrase ‘The right side of history’, or rather, telling others they are on the ‘wrong side of history’.

There is a chilling certainty about it, an arrogance from the dogmas of Marxism and fascism, seeing history as a ‘project’. Those who use the term see themselves as progressive and enlightened. There is a threatening edge to it, as if history itself is a war to be won.

Conservatives don’t usually use this terminology, it always seems to be the demented utopian left, the justice warriors, the racial obsessives (black and white), the Islamists and their apologists, who forget the numerous attacks and bombings, and are more worried about ‘islamophobia’. Don’t be on the wrong side of history, they say, wagging their fingers at those whose children and loved ones keep getting maimed. it’s not progressive to criticise a religion that pretends it is peaceful, but also says it shall have the last word.

I suspect a lot of people in government and the public sector are believers in history as a progressive project; it’s why many of them became civil servants. Remember in the late nineties when Blairites wanted to rub the right’s nose in diversity? What was the aim? Diversity for its own sake?
Look at the mess that has created, not especially for the right, but for all in the UK, creating more division and economic inequality, as well as stretching services beyond capacity. Are these architects of unhappiness and cultural anxiety on the right side of history?

This arrogance and self-delusion is not just the preserve of the left. Political philosopher Francis Fukuyama declared there would be an ‘end’ to history, its finale being a world of liberal democracy, global trade, Disney animation, MTV and McDonalds in every land. He wrote about this in 1992 at the end of the cold war. It was probably a lot easier to believe back then, as America became the world police. However, It took less than a decade for his theory to be proven false, with the rise of Al Qaeda and the 9/11 attacks, and the more recent rise of China.

This worldview still seems to be prominent in the western world; there is still little acknowledgement of pluralism; the world of liberal democracy and globalised neo-liberal economics must win out. Transnational organisations like the UN, WTO and EU are the inevitable future. this is why the managerial elite of the west and their sycophants in the media were so outraged by Brexit and Trump. The most unhinged reactions were from the supposedly enlightened; barristers, academics, politicians, peers, senior civil servants, authors, artists and scientists. Their progressive project had been sabotaged. ‘They didn’t know they what they were voting for’ is as insufferable as telling people they’re on ‘the wrong side of history’.

There is no great surprise that Fukuyama’s work drew on Marxism and Hegel, seeing history as ‘progressive’. It is pure dogma and wishful thinking, not based on a realistic view of human history; humans are too chaotic and mercurial to be effectively modelled, marshalled and shunted into a single system that progresses along and can predict some end point. It’s the same sort of ‘rationalist’ thinking that asserts there should be universal human rights.
Good luck applying that in the real world.
Greater geniuses than Marx and Hegel (namely John von Neumann) have created theories and strategies such as Game theory to try to anticipate human behaviour, mainly in the economic sphere, but have had the wisdom to not try to turn that into a long-term forecasts related to history.

Both Bertrand Russell and later Jacob Bronowski, both champions of empiricism, labelled Hegel a con artist, and it was Jacob Bronowski, while filming his series The Ascent of Man, who cautioned against certainty, for the march of ‘progress’ guided by pure dogma leads to the horrors of not only the Holocaust, but of the Soviet gulag and the Terror of the French Revolution. Note that none of these horrors were motivated by a belief in God, but the belief in political projects and the supremacy of ideology over others without ever testing them.

Bronowski famously quoted Cromwell, ‘I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you might be mistaken’.

I wonder how many people who accuse others of being on the wrong side of history, and believe they are on the right side, ever wonder if they might have been mistaken.

the Atlantic

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

Pointless Public Art


Some cunt has been putting plastic unicorns, the size of an actual horse, around Bristol, each individually decorated.

I have tried to find out the point of these , seemingly they have been sponsored by certain charities and you are supposed to go round the city having your photo taken in front of each one. I cannot imagine a world where that would pass for entertainment, but I have seen stupid cunts capering about in front of them, usually obvious tourists.

They make the place look an even bigger nuthouse than it already did. I can’t remember being asked if I want this crap all over the city. Some cunt is knitting woolly hats for postboxes as well, as if the fucking things might get hypothermia in the winter. I long for the days when people used to suffer in silence. Also, if you want to give to charity, why not just do that privately, instead of participating in some peculiar public nonsense.

Visit Bristol

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

India and the Moon Landing


Next time your Mrs tries to touch your heart strings, show her the link at the bottom.

Their first attempt ( kept that quiet, the cunts ) was not successful. Yet, they managed to scrabble up another few gazzilion rupees and had another go.

I’ll never, ever put a round coin in a collection tin again, ever.
I’ll just keep supporting my little, local, run by two people in their spare time charities.

It begins at home, after all.

Bbc news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest. More below from Captain Magnanimous.

On the train out of Delhi, you go through shanty towns so full of slumdogs and so vast, it takes an hour to pass They still persist in having eight children though, despite barely being able to feed themselves. Lots are starving. Pollution is so bad that when the head-wobblers blow their nose, black snot comes out. Rats run through Sanjay’s restaurant. Deepak is having a shit in the street.

And yet, they’ve just sent a rocket to the Moon. For the love of Krishna, why? How many gazillions of ruppees did that cost, although probably more than the nuclear weapons India’s bought. Don’t worry about Gando shitting his chicken tikka into the gutter, get Punjabba The Hutt into a spaceship, jaldi, jaldi.

Moreover, why are there so many Poppadom-munchers arriving on the dinghies? Are these Durka-Doughnuts fleeing a war?

What next, an expedition to Mars? Beyond? That’ll mean tens of thousands more masala curryfaces arriving by dinghy.