I truly didn’t know how to begin this cunting, for this act deserves more than a cunting. This person requires a hanging, followed by being pissed on whilst trying to breath their last breath then tied to the back of a night bus doing a cross London route.

Some of you may have heard this story by now, there may already be a nomination but I need to create my own to add to the gravity of this, so here goes.

Location: Peckham : BBC News Link.

A black woman walks into a ‘beauty’ shop; though the notion of a beauty shop in this instance is rather upside down. It should really be called an ‘ugly’ shop, for all the ugly cunts that need to visit it, but that’s a different story entirely.
It’s the kind of outlet that sells fake hair and other such products to the no doubt highly educated, mannered, law abiding and cultured residents of this area of London.
So back to this woman; she visited the shop to get a refund on some beauty products. Except that this shop does not offer a refund on such items (creams etc) as they may have been used. In any case, she should have known before buying the items that she would not be able to refund them as the store offers an exchange or store credit, which is ample in my opinion.
However not happy with the response she became angry and aggressive. Now knowing she wouldn’t get her money back she decided to redress the situation by grabbing a few packs of fake hair and then attempted to leave the store; the store owner would not let her leave and quite rightly so, he got in her way, a scuffle ensued and he had her in a hold. Anyway I don’t need to describe the entire episode, the video can seen in the BBCunt article in the link.

Now that is fairly regular stuff you may add, but what really enraged me, what really got to me was the response from the black ‘community’. Instead of understanding that a thief was caught, their ire was reserved for the store owner. They protested en mass outside the store with chants of “you touch one, you touch all”. The store owner was advised by police to close the store. Racist graffiti was sprayed on the shutters and the protesters held placards with similar messages.

This is the latest effect of not blowing up the fucking Empire Windrush ?

Nominated by : Billiam

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s arts and media correspondent Ron Knee reporting.
Today I’m joined by legend in his own head Stephen Fry, who’s once again been giving the world the benefit of his views on Brexit. I see that you recently termed Brexit ‘a clown car crash’ on the BBC, Mr Fry”.

“Well, as GK Chesterton once said, ‘one sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak’ “.

“Sorry? What’s that supposed to mean?”.

“Ah well you see *condescending smirk* I do so love to throw in a quote from Chesterton, and I do see great things!”.

“Yes of course; it all adds to that air of preening pseudo-intellectualism that you try so hard to generate around yourself. But on to the subject of Brexit…”.

“Yah. As I told that horrid Kuenssberg creature, Brexit is a catastrophe, and everybody knows it, deep in their bones. Certainly the rest of the world knows it”.

“Really? Many of our followers would disagree, I’m sure, and they won’t be alone. On what do you actually base these wide-ranging assertions? Can you offer some empirical evidence, facts and figures, to support your claims?”.

“Ah dear boy *irritating snigger* there’s no need for that. It’s what Benjamin Franklin would have referred to as ‘a truth we hold to be self evident’ don’cha know”.

“Well pardon me ‘dear boy’, but I and very many others don’t take your statement as a self evident truth, or anything like. Indeed, it was the democratic will of the people to give the elbow to the bloated, suffocating plutocracy that is the EU. So I repeat; back up your waffling claim that Brexit is ‘a catastrophe’ with some hard evidence”.

“Bah. I’m not going to bandy words on the subject with someone who is so clearly my intellectual inferior. If you and the moronic majority cannot grasp the blindly obvious fact that membership bestowed a multitude of benefits on Britain, and that leaving was a disaster, I’ll waste no more time and bid you good day sir!” *storms off in a huff*

“So there you have it cunters. When challenged to shit or get off the pot, Mr Fry did indeed prove to be constipated, and like Elvis, has now left the building. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you Brexiteering morons to the studio”.

TikTok Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

And mere minutes later, seconded by Captain Magnanimous:

Stephen Fry is a cunt, isn’t he.

I’m sick of this conceited, chubby cock-womble, always sniffing about looking for the next gobble. He’s like an hugely overweight child dressed as a sailor attempting to impress his elderly parents by reciting some shite Gilbert & Sullivan ditty in Latin.

He continually pretends to be clever, intellectual, and witty despite having all his work written for him. He used to pompously explain the answers on that dreary quiz show, which wasn’t difficult when you reading them. The last decent thing he did was Jeeves and that was thirty years ago.

Now he’s having a pop at our leaving the wretched EU, calling it a catastrophe. Aww diddums, can’t you fly so easily over to Italy anymore for some buckets of tagliatelle and being penetrated by Euro furrywinkles?

Express Link.

Other gaylebrities like Elton John and Mandy Mandelson have remoaned about Brexit Why do the poo-pushers seem to love the Reich so much?

Shut the fuck up Fry, you portentous, haughty, dick-snaffling queerhawk.

I invite you all to participate in a little competition. Complete the undernoted sentence in no more than two words (three if you’re tempted to include the word ‘fucking’);

Emma Thompson is…. **

Yes, everybody’s favourite champers socialist and eco-warrior is back, making herself look like a right arsehole again.

Remember when she fled our ‘tiny, cake-filled, misery-laden island’ for a pad in Venice because of the Brexit vote, only to fly back pronto to her reclusive bolt-hole in the Highlands when Covid struck? Remember when she flew from LA to London (first class, no doubt) to pontificate at a climate change demo in London?

Yes well, she’s now been spotted swanning around on a superyacht in the Med; one of those luxury barges with a carbon footprint bigger than a Saturn rocket.

‘Hypocritical luvvy, moi?’.

It’s okay though. I think we can all agree that sacrifices on the way to net zero are strictly for the likes of us little people to make, and not for Very Important People like Dame Emma to consider.

She’s a national treasure, after all.

Tik Tok Bollocks.

NY Times Link.

** Competition answer:
‘Emma Thompson is a (fucking) cunt’.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

The bullshittery of Google reviews and cunts that fake them to try and up sell their businesses.

Google reviews seem to be how to drum up a bit of business, now there used to be a so called Merc, Maserati, Ferrari /everything specialist in Barry(now gone) shall we say they weren’t very good, anyway they had loads of 5 star reviews, which amazed me, until you checked the names of the poster and they were all from the likes of fresh Pesh from Bangladesh, Ho Lee Fook, Sum Ting Wong and not a single Brit bearing in mind the company is in the UK.

How can this be I hear you ask, it’s simple, shit companies who can’t get reviews unless the are the usual – Cunts 1 star, I won’t be back, or if I could give these cunts zero stars I would, absolute bunch of cunts, no matter how many different company names they have.

https://www.seorose.com/buy-google-reviews/

Anyway there are companies out there who will sell substandard companies fake reviews for a cost, see above link.

So in effect it makes Google/reviews full stop worth fuck all, because you can’t tell which are genuine or fake and what’s more if your the kind of cunt who will buy fake reviews, you are also the kind of cunt who will leave fake reviews for your competitors.

So all in all, the reviews system is a cunt, they can’t be trusted, we did have a genuine review once that wasn’t good, it was a goat fucker type, booked in, cancelled and then left a shitty review, needless to say I wasn’t feeling the love for this camel jocky.

But it is a problem that reviews make up such an integral part of modern business and yet are easily faked by cunts who sell fake reviews as a legitimate transaction…

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Why do i have to keep dealing with bloody cookies when i click on often visited webpages? I was here yesterday, i rejected cookies. Can’t you fucking remember?

Captchas are an even bigger nuisance.
Some websites ask you to put the phrase or words displayed on screen into a box or answer a simple question. Google likes you to tick all the boxes
with fire hydrants or bicycles etc.
Fairly straight forward. (If you can read the damn text. You’re a bit fucked if you’ve never seen a fire hydrant)

However, there is one site i use a lot that takes this ridiculous inconveniance to a whole new level.
It asks me to click on the centre of the correct picture or click on the racoon.
Sometimes it asks me to draw a box around an object.

The problem is that the instructions for what to do are at the top of the captcha screen, which is always cut off due to the way the captcha is displayed, meanining i constantly have to be scrolling up to find out what the fuck silly thing they want me to do is.
Unfortunately, when i scroll up, the captcha screen scrolls up too, meaning i have to go all the way to the top of the bastard screen to look at the instructions. Sometimes that doesn’t work and i have to scroll up and down to get it in just the right place to view said instructions.

Here’s a tip you IT fuckwits, why not get the captcha to display properly in the first cunting place so i don’t have to scroll like a maniac, or maybe use a more compact captcha.
Check that your insufferable invention works properly before inflicting it on people.

C u n t s

https://www.boredpanda.com/captcha-struggles-fails/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic

Nominated by : Polite Cunt