Just for you Techno, not Halloween but twice as nice. C.A.

Doesn’t seem 5 minutes since last year’s shitfest of young cunts going round people’s houses and taking “trick or treating” to the extreme, especially the former.

And now here we are again in October with Halloween set for the 31st, but already the supermarkets are gearing up with the usual “scary” merch and a bucketload of pumpkins.

Of course if you criticise Halloween you’re seen as some old fuddy duddy who doesn’t know how to have a good time. Its “only a bit of fun” after all, they’ll declare.

But since when has having bricks thrown through windows; cars keyed, front doors covered in graffiti; or abuse shouted through your letter box deemed “only a bit of fun”?

It seems perfectly fine for kids to go knocking on people’s doors and scaring the shit out of them (especially the elderly); but imagine if an old cunt dressed up in a horror mask and gimp suit (our very own Thomas the Cunt Engine, for example) went round knocking on doors and scaring kids shitless. That would be a different matter and no doubt, Mr Engine would be arrested for trespass and harassment.

Moreover, if some old cunt gave kids some sweets on any other day bar Halloween, he’d be locked up for being a Peter File!

Anyway, prepare yourself for cunts to come-a-knocking (usually days before actual Halloween). A swift boot in the bollocks often offends.

(Note to admin: no link, just a general observation – unless you can dig out a header pic of a young Jamie Lee “Halloween” Curtis. Pffnarr ppffnarrr)

Nominated by Technocunt.

This is the genre known as Selly Telly.

In this la la land idiot presenters offer vastly overpriced low quality merchandise to what must now surely be a shrinking audience of older folk who will never grasp that darned information superhighway or Interweb.

One of these stations is Ideal World which went bankrupt earlier this year, disappeared for a few months and then came back worse than ever. They are selling essentials such as scented candles, massagers, skin rejuvenation cream to make 80 year olds look 75, hideous looking ‘designer’ watches, and well you get the idea. Useless tat.

The presenters are mostly failed entertainers from the 80s who make outrageous claims for the products they are flogging. And lie through their back teeth (allegedly).

“My wife loves these candles and they create a wonderful ambience in our home.”

That’s funny. A few days ago you said how how handy you found an air fryer as you lived alone.

And you have to rush as stock is limited. Really. Buy now! Check out your baskets. Except that the same rubbish is available later that day.

And the presenter is your trusted friend who will guide you through this treasure trove, ensuring you get all the best bargains without leaving your bungalow. So sincere.

The King of all this Crap appears in this video, it is admittedly old but he is still on Selly Telly doing the same old shtick, babbling away like a buffoon and often getting his words disastrously wrong as in this case.

Quite amusing though…

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Nominated by: Lord Helpus

is a cunt.

A greedy fucking expenses cheating banker of a cunt. But I my own mind a fucking Stupid fucking Cunt. And I mean class A* stupid.

This fucker worked for Citibank specialising in; yes you’ve guessed it financial crime.

Cut to the chase he has been sacked for fiddling his expenses. We are not talking MP’s level of expense claiming fraud but the price of a coffee sandwich and bowl of pasta.

The silly twat took his wife with him on a business trip to Amsterdam and ordered a meal for them both. Sarnie pasta and coffee twice. When he returned he filed an expense claim in for the meal. His boss challenged him why two of everything. Were they all for him.

Now we are talking 20 30 quid here and he could have just come clean. But no this silly shithead starts to lie and ends up tripping over himself and gets the sack.

He has just lost an industrial tribunal and now is without a cushy well paid job.

What a fucking total tool of biblical magnitude.

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Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Not having condemned Hamas for the brutal slaughter of Israeli civilians, including beheaded children and babies, Jeremy Corbyn demonstrated his blatant support of a terrorist (NOT militant, BBC) state, by joining thousands of Palestinian supporters…..

“We cannot stand by as Gaza is decimated” – J.Corbyn

“It is right to condemn the occupation of Palestine by Israeli forces” – J.Corbyn

“To the political leaders of this country, do not condone war crimes… you must condemn what is happening now in Gaza by the Israeli army.” – J.Corbyn

Meanwhile, crowds held up banners :-
‘From the river to the sea’
‘Support Palestinian resistance against the Zionist entity’

This terrorist apologist wanted to be Prime minister, and now wants to be London Mayor.

Oswald Mosely reincarnated. What a vile, dangerous CUNT he is.

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Nominated by Lord of the Rings.

 (Greta, about to face another anal probing for being full of shit! – Day Admin)

Climate grift millionaire spastic, Greta Thunberg, in an effort to remain relevant, has now decided to branch out into geopolitical issues. This is despite her not even finishing her secondary education. I reckon she started her ‘climate activism’ as a reason to nick off school because she was too thick to do the work.

However, by accident perhaps, she ended up making a few mill out of her teenage tantwuming, including a 1m climate charidee award, which, of course, she donated to ‘sustainability projects’. We have her word, of course, so it must be true. She’s never actually said who she’s ‘given’ all her money to, of course.

But I digress. She now thinks she’s qualified to lecture the world about nasty Israel bombing those ‘poor, wickle, innocent’ Pawestinians, who definitely didn’t do anything wrong (like fuck). She stands with Gaza she says. Not only that, she posed with a photo on Twitter with a blue octopus toy. Apparently, this is an antisemitic symbol. No coincidence it was in a photo where she (at centre stage) is among dirty Hamas (terrorism) supporters. She quickly deleted the photo and replaced it with a cropped version.

Now, I like a bit of good old fashioned racism as much as the next man, but if I posted a picture on Twitter of myself with a ‘Robinson’s jam doll’, my feet wouldn’t touch the fucking ground.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

She needs to be sent out to Gaza to try to broker peace with Hamas then, seeing as she feels so qualified to talk about such things. After some swarthy terrorist types kidnap her, the fucking second she sets foot off her carbon neutral winged unicorn by the way, she can then enjoy the reality of her situation. As they use her as a bargaining chip and three holed activity centre, she can reflect on her choices while chained to a fucking radiator for 20 years. The stupid cunt.

Listen sweetheart, get back in your box and keep telling us how the world is going to end. Just like all those other cunts like you did in generations past (ice age, global warming, giant solar flares, oil running out etc).

And now the fourbees are banning your bollocks from the curriculum. Ha!

Thinks she’s a fucking expert on everything now, like me.

Fuck me, next these thick, uneducated bints will be telling us how to play football…

…oh wait.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.