So it’s a rush once again for the Christmas Number One single – but at least this year it’s not likely to be the atrocious LadBaby. No this year, it’s a fight between the dead cunts…

So will it be Denny Laine (Mull of Kintyre) or Shane McGowan (The Fairytale of New York)?

There’s form for this of course. If you want a number one then you need to die first. I give you in no particular order : Freddie Mercury, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Michael Jackson, George Micheal and no doubt many more – all assured of the number one spot for no other reason than some cynical shit of a record company cashed in on the grief of fans (sad cunts, but that’s another story)

Well I’m happy to put up with being a nobody if it means I have to die first to get a hit record.

Anyway, my version of the Pogues Christmas number one is, in my humble opinion, not only better but more accurate.

Nominated by Chas Crane

A cunting please for Warwick University Students Union. They have voted to change all their catering outlets to vegan only, which will materialise by 2027 and is the 8th student union to go vegan.

So in the space of a generation we’ve gone from complaining about no veggie only crap to now saying you can’t have anything else. And this is being done in the name of our old friend The Climate Crisis.

Oven. With meat in it please.

BBC

Nominated by: So Long And Thanks For All The Cunts

The Human race, basically are cunts.

Look at the news right now and there are wars in eastern Europe, the Middle East; at least two there and three in Africa.

In modern history we have had two world wars and in ancient history far too many wars too mention.

Civilisations, What the fuck is civil about sacrifices. Every civilisation I can think of as at some time regarded human sacrifice as part and parcel of their civilisation. Ancient Britons, Romans, Mongols, Mayans Chinese Africans,.honestly , the list is almost endless.

Slavery pretty much the same as the above paragraph. The east Africans do not have a monopoly on creating and degrading their own kind into slavery. Britons, Romans, Slavs, Egyptians, Native Americans and many many more races have enslaved other people throughout history.

Yes The Human race has been cunts towards each other for probably forever.

In the old testament we are told the story of Noah. God was so displeased with human kind that he wiped us from the face of the earth with the exception of Noah and his family.

Basically we humans are/have been cunts to one another forever.

Cambridge News

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Ever since 7/10 and the cold blooded murder of around 1400 Jews, the British government, the British Met Police, the British Media and a good deal of the British population seem to see antisemitism as something to be relished rather than denounced.

The Met police in particular seem to take the side of Hamas/Palestine and its supports if the recent street demos are anything to go by, with very few arrests for antisemitism or hate crime against Jews. Even the government appear to share the same view, and any descension is immediately dealt with, as Suella Braverman soon found for speaking the truth.

Compare and contrast with France, where the country has the third largest Jewish population after Israel and the USA. The French government and its metro police are of one mind and deal with antisemitism in no uncertain terms, arresting hundreds of pro-Pally, anti-Israel supporters for public hate crime.

Almost 50 French citizens were killed in the Hamas attacks in 7/10, but despite this young French students still support Hamas rather than show any sympathy for its own people killed in the terror attacks.

Even though the contrast of protests of the two countries is very similar, how they are dealt with is widely different. Britain opts for the softly softly approach, preferring instead to criticise/arrest supporters of Israel and/or the so-called “far right”; while in France they literally stick the boot in against anyone charged with antisemitism, and they don’t give two shits what their media or any Libtard group think otherwise.

Yes, the French can be cunts at times, but on this occasion they really do show us up for being Angleterre Surrender Monkeys.

Euronews

Nominated by: Technocunt

Here we go again, more boys will be girls and girls will be boys nonsense. This time it’s North Hertfordshire Museum rewriting history and declaring Roman Emperor Elagabalus to have been transgender.

An ancient Roman chronicler accused Elagabalus of being a splitarse, a well-known insult of the time. Historians say it was probably just a case of character assassination. But the Lib Dem and Labour wokeists who run Hitchin Council (advised by Stonewall) are creaming themselves, and henceforth the Museum will refer to Elagabalus using female pronouns.

The museum contains artefacts from Alexandra the Great, Matilda the Hun, Julia Caesar (I came, I saw, I took it up the arse) and leader of the Norma invasion, Willamina the Conqueror, who defeated Queen Harold at the Battle of Hastings when Harold was hit in the eye by a flying handbag.

gb news

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

More on this historical bullshit from Sam Beau below.

It is said that history is written by the victors.

These days it would appear that the LGBQWERTIES want to re-write that history and, I think, they will never stop until everything is aligned with their own viewpoint (on which they cannot agree between the various splinter groups themselves anyway).

So, I would like to nominate North Hertfordshire Museum.
It is to relabel its display about a Roman emperor after concluding that he was, in fact … yep, you guessed it, a trans woman.

Yes, apparently they will now refer to emperor Elagabalus with the female pronouns of `she` and `her`.

It comes after classical texts claim the emperor once said “Call me not Lord, for I am a Lady”.

A museum spokesperson said it was “… only polite and respectful to be sensitive to identifying pronouns for people in the past”.

Basically, I think he was he was just a rather fruity emperor – and they got rid of him for knowing what was in his flowerbeds.

Oh, and look out for Harriet`s Wall if you ever visit Northumberland.