The Met Office (4)

The Met Office definition of a white Christmas is a pile of wank.

We’ve had record high December temperatures in many parts of the UK, where the weather has felt more like spring than the depths of winter. And yet, because a couple of places in Scotland happened to receive a small smattering of snow, an official white Christmas has been declared.Even though most of the UK hasn’t been anywhere close to getting the stuff since the cold snap last month.

The cunts have form for this too. Why are they so desperate to declare a white Christmas every year to the point of setting the criteria at a single FLAKE? What do they actually get out of it?

I know it’s a trivial cunting all things considered but it’s clear the wankers have some sort of agenda for whatever reason.

 

BBC News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Dead Pool [312]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the tragic but ultimately inevitable death of the former political lobbyist and author Derek Draper who has sadly died aged 56 following heart attack complications brought on by an extremely bad reaction to Covid and long Covid.Draper first worked for Nick Brown then Peter Mandelson before starting the New Labour Organisation Progress with Liam Byrne and later helped found the Labour List website in 2019 of which he was the first editor.He was caught up in the “Lobbygate” scandal in 1998 and another scandal in 2009.He retrained as a psychotherapist and published two books entitled “Blair the First 100 days ” and “life support.He is survived by his wife the TV Presenter Kate Garraway and their 2 children.

On to Deadpool 312

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

The Pointlessness of Referenda

Fluff referenda about nothing of merit while other huge issues go untouched.

Arfurbrain’s mention of the 1965 capital punishment Bill earlier got the old noodle going … going-on 60 years since that, society has changed SO much, that (it will NEVER (‘be allowed’) happen) … it seems nigh-on time to review the decision. We all know that politicians can’t be trusted one bit to take any action besides the usual heads-in-the-sand nonsense so instead “referendum” came to mind. Which, of course the politicians have to set in motion, so catch-22.

Come on, the completely blanket-against even ASKING bleeding-heart brigade, sez I, … if you’re so assured of your self-righteous stance, you should be fully confident your righteousness will be confirmed. What are you scared of? The population’s opinion on matters of such gravity should be checked, certainly after five decades and in an undeniably steadily-decaying society, I reckon.

The link will show the Oirish bunch of political cunts are in a tizzy currently about a ‘big’ upcoming referendum on ….. changing the (supposedly offensive, now)wording about a woman’s place in the home, to reflect modern times or some such nonsense.

A decade ago it was about whether the word ‘marriage’ should be bastardized (?) .. (gay stuff, it was, and – of course – passed.) Plenty of space left on the sheet for other questions that day but there mustn’t have been anything else important going on back then.

Now they want to add a second question to the forthcoming one re: diluting the word ‘family’, this time …

Why not make it 10 questions(a decarendum?) seeing as the hullabaloo will already be going on, on the day?

I can think of a few off the top of my head. FAR more important than the shit in that link article. Simple Y/N responses, (and non-binding)…just a feeler(s) for now on what way the wind is really blowing.

*Legalising the aforementioned voluntary human euthanasia.

*Death penalty for the heinous.

*Castration for the perverts.

*Continuing to treat illegal immigrants preferentially to their own born Nationals.

And so on.

It’ll never happen. Afraid the silent majority (busy working!) might just show ’em they’ve had ENOUGH of the shit about nothing that really matters, when everyday life for Joe Normal who has various grownup responsibilities & thus is generally too busy to spend their days arguing with the UNbusy circus that seem to be eternally pontificating about the rights of self-aggrandizing generally useless people to make their hobbies and perversions the most important thing all the time ….

 

IrishTimes

Nominated by: Cunt ’em all

The Welfare State (2)

The welfare state………and the ungrateful cunts who just want more and more.

Back in the day when I was young, I was told by my parents to pass my exams, work hard, save as much as I could, and don’t be a burden on society.

I did all that, and I am pleased to say it all pretty much worked out ok….not by luck, but by not making stupid mistakes and adhering to what my parents said. I have put into the big pot, so those that are more unlucky…or unfortunate than myself have some assistance from the welfare state to help themselves get back on their feet….you know- people who have fallen on hard time through no fault of their own.

Maybe been made redundant and need some financial help between jobs, those that may have become injured or disabled…or even regretfully born with a physical disability that need some assistance. Those that have problems that are beyond their control. If you were homeless, you were offered (if you were lucky) a council house….may not been in your home town, but it was a roof over your head and (hopefully) affordable. You didn’t care….you were grateful of the help.

Not now, it would seem. The young entitled cunts of this shithole Britain we now have, aren’t just wanting a cheap (or even a free) roof over their heads, they want it to be in a place of their choosing…and if not, then they are not fucking happy.

I stumbled across this piss boiling story in my local online rag, and the picture it paints of the feckless, entitled cunts, of what UK society has become. Words fail me……as do the names of her and her kid.

Ungrateful, lazy, feckless, stupid cunt. Give her the moon, and she’d want the stars as well. I wonder why comments weren’t enabled to the story?

Kent on Line

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

Ian Wright (3)

 

This cunt has announced he is “stepping down” as a football pundit from Match of the Day at the end of this season.

He claims the time is right for him to explore new things after decades in the football industry, although I suspect he was probably pushed by BBC cunts who want to make MOTD more attractive to a younger more demanding and diverse audience.

I will admit he was a very good player for Arsenal and Palace during his playing career in the 80s and 90s. But then he took the easy option of becoming a professional football pundit for the BBC (and ITV). In other words, watching a game of football and then giving an opinion, while being paid shedloads for the privilege.

Of course being black, it also gave him the opportunity to whinge about the usual racist stuff, while also supporting the BLM, St George of Floyd and that white people are all racist cunts!

It will be interesting to see what he ends up doing once he leaves MOTD. Chance are he’ll become like Lineker and become a virtue-signalling mouthpiece with regards racism and how all white people are STILL racist cunts.

Bbc news

Nominated by Technocunt.