Dead Pool [312]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the tragic but ultimately inevitable death of the former political lobbyist and author Derek Draper who has sadly died aged 56 following heart attack complications brought on by an extremely bad reaction to Covid and long Covid.Draper first worked for Nick Brown then Peter Mandelson before starting the New Labour Organisation Progress with Liam Byrne and later helped found the Labour List website in 2019 of which he was the first editor.He was caught up in the “Lobbygate” scandal in 1998 and another scandal in 2009.He retrained as a psychotherapist and published two books entitled “Blair the First 100 days ” and “life support.He is survived by his wife the TV Presenter Kate Garraway and their 2 children.

On to Deadpool 312

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [312]

  1. I don’t know which Death was reported first. But life is not fair. Neither is death.

    The rules however, are clearly posted.

    Congratulations to Shaun, aka Death Angel’s Shadow.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Loren

      • I should correct myself. I don’t know who croaked first vs who was reported first.

        Furthermore, how often do we see the IsaC faithful post the question; “Did anyone have Urah Cunt in the Dead Pool?”

        So there’s lots of eyes out there and obviously, nobody else saw it.

        So as the referee says in the States after he watches the replay of a controversial sports play:

        Upon further review, the ruling stands.

      • Apparently Draper died on Wednesday (January 3rd). I suppose they needed time for Campbell Mandelson, funeral directors to the pansy left to make the arrangements. You have to give Ali time to sober up, you know, to perfect his miserable professional mourner look, and Mandy has a husband to look after now

    • the bloke was a right devious cunt. and garraway has used him as a meal ticket for three years, so they are both as bad as one another

      • According to the press this morning, poor Kate has put herself under severe financial pressure to look after the “Darling Derek” Poor darling doesn’t know where the net bottle of Chablis is coming from.

    • I feel sympathy for him his wide and kids but that is circumstantial.As usual when someone dies he wasn’t the Saint in his younger years the media would like you to believe.In his defence though I guess he quit the slimy world of politics in which he cut his teeth.

      His death must deep down be a blessing to his family though.His last years were no way to live.

    • I’m trying to get a hat trick on the dead pool front.
      I’ve won 2 just got to get one more.
      Wondering if Cher has got much more life in her.
      Do you beleeeeeeaaave in liiiiife after love?

  2. Cliff ‘colostomy bag wearing n*nce’ Richard
    John ‘Cliffs spunk Hoover’ McElynn
    Russell ‘Un-funny n*nce’ Brand
    Andrew ‘N*nce formally known as Prince’ Wales. (This will be in highly suspicious circumstances)
    Harry Enfield

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