‘Captain’ Paul Watson [2]

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Paul Watson, Greenpeace founder, is a cunt who thinks he’s Errol Flynn, fucking about with Jap whaling ships whilst massaging his massive ego by bullying a various assortment of hippies, tramps, junkies and other ne’er do wells who think they are crew members of a disciplined service, instead of the smelly eco-wanker pirates they actually are.

They save the planet by burning hundreds of tonnes of heavy fuel oil driving around in their ridiculously named boats, else bobbing around in a DIY helicopter. The Japs had the right idea with one of these soap dodgers and sank his boat by crashing into it. Unfortunately the cunt managed to get out before it went down.

Watson is such a cunt he was thrown out of Greenpeace. His first wife divorced him for being a cunt and his second wife divorced him for being a total and utter cunt, not just a regular one. He calls himself Captain yet has never held that rank anywhere other than his own mind. His actual rank within the Norwegian Merchant Marine, the only place he could get a real job, was Cunt First Class.

He advocates human depopulation to under 1billion souls yet spitefully refuses to get the ball rolling by shooting himself, the cunt. He advocates veganism, but just not for himself and continues to eat meat regularly. Because he is such a cunt he cannot see the disconnect between whining about people eating whales whilst eating bacon sandwiches.

He is also a fat bastard cunt. With luck one of the Jap whalers will mistake him for a whale and harpoon him in the face.

His 6 year old granddaughter is famously quoted as saying that she thought ’Gramps is fat cunt’ and his mother has publicly apologised for bringing such a cunt into the world.

He is currently wanted by Interpol in connection with assorted acts of vandalism and piracy, and for being a cunt.

Nominated by : Dave the Badger

Stormont

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Stormont is packed full of useless cunts, terrorist cunts, religious bigot cunts, sanctimonious cunts and lying bastard cunts.

It’s got more mental cunts than Tahrir Square

Oh! And they are all greedy troughing cunts too.

(And all their well paid hangers on)

Nominated by: Dan

Sir Alex Ferguson [4]

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Sir Alex Fucking Ferguson is a cheating, lying, bullying, alcoholic Jock cunt is also an utter bastard. Every day is red nose day with this twat. Typical commie socialist in that he is a multi millionaire.

I hope his team of homos, cunts, twats and wankers get relegated and he finally gets fingered for match fixing and back pocketing brown envelopes.

WTF has happened to society that this utter cunt should become a Knight?

Nominated by : Dave the Badger

Mark McGowan

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I’ll tell you who is a cunt….that loud mouthed fucker who drives the taxi, Chunky Mark, the Artist Taxi Drvier….chunky?…fat cunt more like.

Once was funny, I suppose, but now the obnoxious twat thinks he’s a serious player. Doubtless he’ll be on fucking Question Time.

He’s just got everything I hate in a person rolled into one. Is he playing a character and I just miss the joke?

Doubt it, he’s just a ball bag sucking cunt being himself.

Nominated by : Dan

Have you seen this cunt’s entry on Wikipedia. No cunt has an entry this bib. The cunt must have written it himself.

Take a look – it proves he’s a cunt

Nominated by : Dioclese

Jamie Oliver [3]

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Jameeee fookin Oliver is an industrial-strength, weapons-grade cunt of the first order.

Just seeing the fat-tongued spastic sends me into fits of murderous rage, but hearing his cheeking fuckin chappy, mock cockney self-righteous bollox about turkey twizzlers and olive fucking oil makes me want to set fire to the cunt.

Calling his children Tinkerbell and Rumpelstiltskin would have been better than Buddy fucking Bear and Daisy Boo. I can’t remember what the twat called his other spawn, but being cursed with the surname Oliver and having that cunt for a father is enough to wreck anyone’s future. Except it won’t in their case, because as soon as they can operate a Kenwood Chef, monkey boy will lever them into one of his omnipresent shows and more talentless twats who were in the right place at the right time will spend decades pontificating about shit and get paid shedloads for it.

The world has gone fucking mad to let this fucker breathe, let alone breed.

Nominated by : Gordon Ramsey

(And his Italian restaurant in Cambridge is fuckin’ shite too! Ed.)