Beyonce & Jay Z

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There’s some fucking gormless cunts out there, and none more than Jay Z and Beyonce.

The publicity seeking cunts turned out to support the protests over Trayvon Martin’s shooting. Fuck the facts – just look at the cute pictures of him taken when he was 12 years old.

FFS! Some people will do anything to get their names in the papers. And neither of the cunts can sing, either.

Nominated by: Rap me a cunt

Scotland the Brave [2]

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Almost the entire population of Jockland are a bunch of cunts. Bitter, envious, hairy-palmed, gibbering, wife-beating drunks.

A fair few of those Jock Parliament wallahs are coke heads and arse andits as well.

That William Wallace was a right cunt too.

Nominated by: Termujin

Rihanna

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Dopey cunt sues Top Shop for putting her picture on a T shirt and then repeatedly sends her stylists into the shop to beg for free clothes.

What a greedy shameless little rich cunt.

Nominated by : Simon Coward

Flies

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Flies are cunts. No matter how little you open a window, a fly will always fly in. No matter how wide you open it, it will never fly out again. Cunts.

Nominated by : Yootha Joyce

My cats catch most of the little buggers. Trouble is they eat them, then I have to clean the puke off the carpet when they fetch-up an hour later.

Nominated by : Termujin

Plastic Brits

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Andy Murray is a cunt. But at least he’s prepared to proclaim himself a Scottish cunt. Not British. Scottish

What about the cunts who pretend to be British? Zola Budd (South African), Greg Russedski (Canadian), Kevin Petersen (South African).

And 61 members of the 2012 Olympic Team GB : Mo Farrar (Somalia), Jessica Ennis (Jamaica), Yamile Aldama (Cuba), Michael Bingham (USA), Shana Cox (USA), Tiffany Porter (USA), Shara Proctor (Anguilla) and many others.

Bradley fucking Wiggins was born in Belgium. Laura Robson was born in Australia of Australian parents. How does make her British?

Could it be that they had a better chance of selection by crawling to the desperate British team? Medals at any price? Sad cunts.

Even Cliff fucking Richard was born in India. Winning Eurovision doesn’t make him British.

Murray may be a cunt – but at least he’s an honest cunt.

Nominated by: Seb Coe’s other half