American justice protestors

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I’ll tell you who are cunts; those dopey fuckers chucking bricks at the ‘Po Po’ because a jury found a Mexican not guilty of clipping a nasty little street thug after said thug started beating the wet-back and got the good news delivered with a Glock, with their justification being that ‘Crackers be rasiss ‘n’ sheeit, innit?’

The whole trial was a travesty, with the fact that this jig was pot head with a violent, gang cultured character witheld from the Jury.

Are these cunts the same cunts who celebrated when psycho OJ got a pass for hacking his wife and lover to death?

That’ll be ‘yes’ then.

He must be innocent because he’s black? Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin

Posted in USA

The Oirish

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I remember talking to a bloke in a pub in Northern Ireland.

After a while the conversation turned to religion. I mentioned that I was an atheist, to which he replied: ‘Ay, but are you a protestant or a catholic atheist’.

I rest my case.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

Jo Brand [4]

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Fuck, this women defines ugly. It has to be said that I’ve bumped a few ‘aesthetically challenged’ lassies in my miss spent youth. But in mitigation I was very piddled on best Banks bitter.

As a nod to the feminists; there was no hope of an unwanted pregnancy due to the fact that I could never come. Whether due to excess ale or the lack of ‘comeliness’ in the wench, I’ll leave you to be the judge.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon

The Royal Baby

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I’d like to make an advance booking. I nominate the Royal Baby.

Not that it can help being who it is. But this is no immaculate conception. We know its mother is not scared to flaunt it round a bit.

Someone should do us all a favour and misplace it in hospital, or pass it to someone else.

Before the servants and butlers bring it up.

Whilst it may insensitive to go for a baby, this is going to be a right cunt in its time, male or female. So let’s get in early.

Nominated by : Bloke in Holland

(Frankly, before it is even born I’m sick of the media coverage – Ed)