Aggressively chanted bollox with a bit of soft porn thrown in. The only people worse than these cunts are the fuckers that think this rot is entertaining. Cunts.
Nominated by: Termujin
[Eh, man. You dissing me Ratshitter raps? – Dioclese]
In my area try wearing sandals au naturel sweetheart and your feet will soon be soaked in dosser piss.
If we wear sandals we put plastic bags on first. Now there’s a fashion tip for you. So full of street cred.
Now go fuck yourself.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
A tide of salt, sugar and fat has swept the world. Cadbury’s? Mega sweet fatty tasteless yankshite. Yankshite Mars bar or Coke new flavor? Add more fattening cunt syrup to hook the kiddies and their bloat arsed single mums on benefits.
NHS spending millions on beds and ambulances for fat fucks. Teams set up to winch lard cunts out of bed at home. PC brigade in there. Against their human rights to call them fat for crissake. Even Ryanair too scared to charge if a fat fuck needs two seats.
Roman Empire left us straight roads and civic architecture
British Empire gave the world railways and democratic government
And the American Empire? Face jobs and pig fat arses for all
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
Sales = 1,500 copies. Name is leaked. Rises 5,000 places in best seller list overnight.
“To say that I am disappointed is an understatement. I feel very angry.”
Cunt.
Nominated by: Harry Potter’s lovechild
Standing on a fucking motorway bridge reeling off meaningless insurance premiums. Somebody push the little shit off the bridge into the oncoming traffic and let’s see the claim for that!
Accosting pensioners in a car park, FFS! Top the little bastard with your walking stick! Somebody run the cunt over and put us out of our misery!
Apparently he can save me £229 on my car insurance according to the shit that just dropped into my mail box. Given I only pay £108 a year, I’d like to see that. A useless bunch of cunts fronted by a metal cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese