Michael Douglas

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So Michael Douglas bares his soul about his throat cancer. Goes public claiming he caught it through oral sex. The missis defends the integrity of her pussy.

So there we have it. Michael Douglas is a cock sucking cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Aygo drivers

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The Toyota AYGO; a fucking ugly little car driven by sour faced vinegar titted swamp hogs and sad fuckwitted mongs.

In short a cunty little car bought by cunts

Nominated by: Ollie Burton’s Grandad

(Personally, I think the Skoda Fabia is worse. That’s bought by senile old cunts!Ed)

The Welsh Assembly

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What a bunch of cunts the Welsh Assembly are.

Not only did they bottle it when offered the same powers as Scotland – presumably because they prefer to spend English money rather then their own – but now they want to nationalise our organs so they can rip them out without asking first.

Apparently that makes them a ‘progressive nation’. Well here’s news for you, you cunts : Wales ain’t a nation, it’s a principality ruled by some philandering, jug eared cunt.

And you cunts can’t even be bothered to speak English. ‘Pishu bant’ – what’s that mean ‘Gives us yer organs’?

Fucking stupid foreign sheep shagging cunts.

Nominated by : Dylan Thomas
(under the influence of milk wood)