Sky News Sunrise

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Eaomon Holmes? Overpaid, uninteresting, fat, smug annoying Irish cunt. Now relying on SKYPE for the latest reports. He and the news team all useless cunts.

Charlotte Hawkins however would benefit from a very good seeing to just to get her mind right, perhaps straws can be drawn as to who can go first.

The loser can get that worn leather look razorback Jaquie Baltreao. Another annoying prize cunt.

Nominated by : Bloke in Holland

Russell Brand [2]

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Russell Brand is a talentless cunt that needs a quick rub-down with a house brick.

Apparently, being ‘funny’ in this cunt’s drug-addled mind entails being rude, patronising, arrogant, ignorant, insolent and downright obnoxious.

He thinks swear words are funny in themselves, and that he is being ‘edgy’ when he uses them, in the same way a 9 year old thinks that saying ‘cock’ is big and clever.

I genuinely think I would physically attack the cunt if I ever get the chance.

Nominated by: Termujin

Laurie Pennie [2]

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Apparently, Laurie Pennie – blogger, feminist and contributor to the New Statesman – is the 55th most influential left winger in Britain.

Given that Miliband is the number one, she must be an inconsequential cunt.

Nominated by: John Prescott’s brother

Denise Lewis

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Denise Lewis is a cunt. What sort of bird, gorgeous and hot as she was, ruins herself by getting a fucking haircut that makes her look like Grace fucking Jones on a bad day?

Even that yank runner whose name I can’t remember is more than likely setting his sights on poking someone else.

Jesus fuck, it’s appalling. Her stylist is a cunt too.

I can’t look at her anymore.

How dare she?

Nominated by: Dan

Boris Johnson [3]

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Lo-lo-look here you riff raff plebs. I made wiff waff come home and I-I-I think it jolly well did. Closing fire stations… fuck em, I’m so rich I have my own personal plebs to put fires out, er er you call them the homeless I call them fire extinguishers. Ha ha ha, wiff waff and flim flam.

After shagging Teresa May all day one likes dip ones cock in something a little less acidic, vinegar for my cock! Hoorah… No more taxes for rich people only the plebs and let that be a lesson for you the hoi-ploy, being a bumbling cunt I-I-I is good for the country. Now where did I put my syrup? B-b-b-b-b-b I must of left it on one my my shitty bikes.

Remember, poor scum, Bojo for PM, wiff waff all round.

Nominated by: Boris Johnson