James May
James May is fat, talentless, annoying, retarded and totally unfunny, fat headed, smug cunt of the highest order.
If only one of the wankerish gags on that shite programme could go wrong and then he and his two cuntish bum chums could be burnt alive in an Austin Allegro. This useless arsehole could only have made it onto the idiot box through the BBC. How else?
He’s a loathsome fat cunt. CUNT.
Nominated by: MonsieurCnut
Louie Spence
Louie Spence, star of Pineapple Dance Studios and Dancing on Ice is a mincing cunt.
“Still Got It, Never Lost It”? Like fuck. More like never had it, don’t want it. Don’t foist it on us, you cunt.
Nominated by: Large End with Bells On
Bill Turnbull
Bill Turnbull is a wobble faced, bee wanking, fake Wycombe wanderers supporting, thinks he’s funny, know all cunt.
Nominated by: London cunt
Patrick Strudwick
Patrick Strudwick is a self-opinionated, leftie-loving, slap-headed, poofta cunt
Nominated by: Dioclese