Britannia Building Society

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The Britannia Building Society are a bunch of totally, utterly, completely useless cunts.

Don’t believe me? Try walking into a branch with a cheque for 40 grand in your hand to open an account.

“Sorry. We’ve nobody available at the moment. Could you make an appointment and come back next week?”

No. I can’t. Fuck you. Cunts. Total cunts. No wonder the banking system is in such shit.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Ray Winstone [2]

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Get ya laptops aat. Ray Winstone ere. You slaaags might know me as the geezer in scum or Henry the fucking 8th. Don’t believe it’s me Ray ‘the daddy’ Winstone? ok…. Oi Wolsey you fucked up ya slaaag, jog on. I fucking love ya Anne.

Yeaaah was born to play Enry the fucking 8th I was. See told ya. naaah I jacked in acting, naaah I work for 365 bet full fucking time like the cunt I aaam, more readies for the daddy.

Nominated by: Ray Winstone

France

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The filthy French – greasy, shoulder shrugging, garlic smelling cunts who spell better than they pronounce.

Couldn’t win a war even if they were fighting the Eyeties. Leave the real fighting to the beer drinking nations you dirty, wanky cunts.

That Jacques Cousteu is a total cunt as well.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

Francoise Hollande

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This dodgy pinko french garlic monkey thinks he can usurp Cameron’s rightful place as Obama’s willy warmer. Now finds himself the only tosser in the ring with his dick out. Merde Alors Francoise!

And no Parliament or Congress to vote against going to war for you so you can zip it up again. France is a Presidential Dictatorship you see, not a Parliamentary Democracy.

So practice taking Obama’s cock up your shitty little arse monsewer. You are Obamarama’s principal ally now. Good luck Francoise.

Enjoy the friendly fire you froggie cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke