8 thoughts on “Sandy Toksvig

  1. I’d like to nominate
    Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor
    Regards: A. Cuntologist BSc
    C’mon you lot, show some respect. The Prince of Cunts becomes an old age pensioner and there’s not a peep from you. Let me remind you that this man is THE cuntologists’ wet dream, and the debt we owe him can never be repaid.
    Son of a Greek immigrant, Charlie is too thick to know he’s thick and yet he has elevated cuntitude to an art form. He has trumped his father’s one brain cell by having none. He has developed his speech impediment so well that only his tomato plants can understand a word he says (which is a blessing). He would have us all back as mediaeval peasants living wattle and daub hovels and on a diet of free-range turnips. He even genuinely thinks that his ginger stepson is the product of his own loins, when the young cunt is the spit of his real father. But, finally, would anyone but a 24 carat, cunt want to crawl over the drop-dead gorgeous Diana to poke horse-faced Camilla? I rest my case.
    The cunt reckons that being the king over us plebs is like being in prison. Well, Charlie, why don’t you fuck off to a real prison? Instead of raking in £19 million a year from taxpayers and assorted peasants, you would only cost £40,000; a saving of £18,960,000 a fucking year.
    Nominated by A. Cuntologist BSc

  2. i would hereby like to nominate the whole fucking NHS as a bunch of cunts….. no siree, not the nurses or the porters, but the cunts on band 7 plus who love their fucking pay packet, love the fucking title but do fuck all to help the appalling fucking state its in YOU BUNCH OF LAZY GOOD FOR FUCK ALL CUNTS. I COULD GO ON TO NAME AND SHAME BUT YOU CUNTS KNOW WHO YOU ARE, IN PART BECAUSE I TOLD YOU AT MY LAST FUCKING APPRAISAL! CUNTING CUNTS.

  3. Dyke and a Dwarf. A fucking disgrace to her Norwegian heritage. On reflection Dwarves are a true reflection of Nordic mythology. Burn Mithgard.

  4. I came in late on this one but ‘ere’s me tupenceworth. This Sandy Toksvigina needs a good cunting by way of a double fisting. Of course be careful when your putting it in ‘er coz she does ‘ave a Toxicvigina.

  5. Toksvig is a hugely unfunny cunt, no talent whatsoever, probably only on TV because the TV companies have to fill their quota of lesbians..(shudder!!, just had a nasty image in my mind).

    And I’m fairly sure she and Clive Anderson are the same person,as Anderson is without doubt the archbishop of Cunterbury.

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