Harriet Harman is another arsehole due a right Royal cunting. The source of her irritation today is the theatre and opera. Apparently, they are ‘too white, middle class and metropolitan’. Which translates as ‘not enough proles and mynoritees are experiencing these forms of cultured entertainment. And, being a patronising, hypocritical, liberal shitehawk, I’m incredibly guilty and offended’.

The fact that anyone can either go to the box office, or go online an purchase a ticket is, seemingly, irrelevant. OK, the tickets are probably pretty expensive, but I would argue that absence of mynoritees and proles from theatre, ballet and opera productions, would indicate that most such people considered it to be pretentious shite.

And why is it only recently that she’s become bothered by these publicly funded groups not attracting a more diverse audience? This was going on when her mob of retards was in government. She didn’t give a fuck then. In fact back then, she probably sat in her taxpayer funded seat at the opera and thought, ‘thank fuck the peasants aren’t interested in seeing a fat cow with steel tits and pig tails singing about how she’s a beautiful 19 year old girl’.

With all the problems this country is currently facing, most of which she and the previous government are responsible for, she has to get worked up about ‘ordinary people’ not giving a fuck about ‘the arts’. Time to fucking quit love. Get me some cheese on toast.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw